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kirby air riders is a game where you get to go fast !!!!!!!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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i don't really have any patience for the "buildings are clothes" argument. people insist that since cars are clothes, buildings must be as well. the important difference is that a car provides you with a belt to wear. that's an outfit. to insist a house is an outfit is absurd to the point of farce
April 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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September 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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this is actually a sketch for a comic that didn't really end up going anywhere. i rly like how this page turned out tho..
September 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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el dorado both both is good gif all boss fights and ending
September 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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i started drawing seriously in 2018. most of my old art is still on FA or e621 and i am very embarrassed about it; the anatomy is awkward, the jokes don't land. i still feel it's important to showcase my progress from not-very-good to my current skill level. like jake the dog said: "Dude, sucking
August 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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sheep boy tf kink... think of the ramifications
July 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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This is Donkey Kong, a big strong ape with a big appetite to match.

(montage of all his funny faces)

He's quite the character!

He can jump... (5-second-long footage of jumping)
roll... (5-second-long footage of rolling)
...and punch (5-second-long footage of punching) his way through obstacles.
June 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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June 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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sorry i'm exclusively into internal cumshots. you talk to me about jizzing on someone's face and my eyes just glaze over
June 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.

My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
June 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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deltarune yesterday
June 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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crazy how there's a drawing app called Procreate and we're all just cool w/ it 😭 like whThere's that fucking spider on the wall behind me again i can feel it i can fucking feel it. dark moving spot in my peripheral vision it is always pulling shit like this. yyyep and it's doing that face again
June 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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top 10 simpsons moments

10. homer in space
9. bart prank calls moe
8. grandpa simpson falls asleep
7. bart and lisa
6. steamed food
5. cashier scans maggie at register
4. skateboarding bart
3. the simpsons on dvd
2. homer has a TRULY memorable moment
1. mr. burn
November 18, 2024 at 10:48 PM
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free advice for game developers: try to make the next smash hit video game, such as grand theft auto. if you do, you'll be making more than just a video game – you'll be making millions of dollars
May 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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it looks like superman will soon be flying off the comic book pages — and onto the silver screen
May 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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by the time disco stu was introduced as a simpsons character in the early 1990s, they were too late — disco had long since fallen out of vogue. they should have instead conceptualized him as a character more appropriate for the times, such as rap stu
May 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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donald trump: you'll never finish your project, jon! it requires far too many keystrokes!
me: Aha – that's where you're wrong. Thanks to handy hotkeys and shortcuts, I can "cut," "copy," and "paste" my way through scripts, data tables, and video project files with ease.
donald trump: noooooo!!!!!!!!
March 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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The Sun is a Star Too. Figure it Out
May 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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i fucking love these guys like they’re my kids
May 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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"hey my friend over there" (you look over to see an absurdly like jessica rabbit level sexy woman doing a little finger wave at you) "actually thought it was really hot how you went off stage to try to spike me but missed and SDed. She says she likes people who try"
October 24, 2024 at 1:25 PM
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アウォーン
April 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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April 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
he is RISEN ..... call that shit YEASTER
April 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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"and remember, well be watching you, pal
well know if you start jacking off."
April 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM