Heather: The Locklear Option
@ferricoxide.bsky.social
One time when I was 6 I tried to cast a fishing rod in such a way that the hook on the line lodged itself behind my left ear and my dad had to cut the hook out.
25, she/they
25, she/they
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Happy Holidays
December 25, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Happy Holidays
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not knowing about quasimorph is 100% on you tbf
December 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
not knowing about quasimorph is 100% on you tbf
I like to let my anxious thoughts crystallize into a pure form of absurdity to then be refined and cut like a raw gem until all that's left is a middling joke that's a little too self-deprecating for most people to relate to.
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I like to let my anxious thoughts crystallize into a pure form of absurdity to then be refined and cut like a raw gem until all that's left is a middling joke that's a little too self-deprecating for most people to relate to.
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My family calls me the goat because a black sheep would fit in better
October 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
My family calls me the goat because a black sheep would fit in better
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snuffbait horsegirl that gets turned on by glue
October 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
snuffbait horsegirl that gets turned on by glue
It's sooooo fucked up that I have to get my own treat after a shot
October 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It's sooooo fucked up that I have to get my own treat after a shot
I think that I would do really well in prison as long as they let me have my phone and the internet
October 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I think that I would do really well in prison as long as they let me have my phone and the internet
Down bad in a "kinda want a back alley orchiectomy" way
October 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Down bad in a "kinda want a back alley orchiectomy" way
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September 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
God I wish I could just equip a hat and look this cunty
September 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
God I wish I could just equip a hat and look this cunty
Girl who feels euphoric everytime she sees men doing something stupid that she would never do
September 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Girl who feels euphoric everytime she sees men doing something stupid that she would never do
act broke stay woke
September 10, 2025 at 8:24 AM
act broke stay woke
I wake up each morning and do my best to put the 'psycho' in 'psychosexual'
September 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I wake up each morning and do my best to put the 'psycho' in 'psychosexual'
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Reblog if you love trans girls!!!
August 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Reblog if you love trans girls!!!
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🍂 as a trans person, I'd much rather vote for donald trumps 3rd term than gavin newsom I'm tired of democrats pretending that the lives of LGBT People are worthless and if I'm going to die regardless, what's the point
this image explains my thoughts
this image explains my thoughts
August 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
🍂 as a trans person, I'd much rather vote for donald trumps 3rd term than gavin newsom I'm tired of democrats pretending that the lives of LGBT People are worthless and if I'm going to die regardless, what's the point
this image explains my thoughts
this image explains my thoughts
Guy who installs draftkings because it was recommended for umamusume players and he assumed it was a different horse racing game
August 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Guy who installs draftkings because it was recommended for umamusume players and he assumed it was a different horse racing game
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It is so, so important to learn to understand the difference between A Gross Thing That Freaks Me Out, versus A Thing Which Causes Actual Harm In The World
because as long as you can't navigate the difference, your disgust is a lever that can be used to manipulate you
because as long as you can't navigate the difference, your disgust is a lever that can be used to manipulate you
This remains evergreen.
July 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It is so, so important to learn to understand the difference between A Gross Thing That Freaks Me Out, versus A Thing Which Causes Actual Harm In The World
because as long as you can't navigate the difference, your disgust is a lever that can be used to manipulate you
because as long as you can't navigate the difference, your disgust is a lever that can be used to manipulate you