@fernballew.bsky.social
Currently: Contributor at @theonion | Formerly: @WhiskeyJournal, @pitchjokes | Rejected by: @REALpunknews, @Reductress, @StephenAtHome, @verge, TK
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Trump is being nicer to Mamdani than Democratic leadership was lol
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Trump is being nicer to Mamdani than Democratic leadership was lol
Noooo that’s my emotional support washed-up openly racist pro skateboarder
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Noooo that’s my emotional support washed-up openly racist pro skateboarder
Paul Shier walked so Antonio Durao could run
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Paul Shier walked so Antonio Durao could run
Just because a trick can be done doesn’t mean it should be done.
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Just because a trick can be done doesn’t mean it should be done.
I’m all caught up on watching new skate videos now what
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I’m all caught up on watching new skate videos now what
SUPREME X DOJ collab deck that reveals the Epstein files as it gets skated
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
SUPREME X DOJ collab deck that reveals the Epstein files as it gets skated
I set up way too many skateboards for someone who doesn’t work at a skateshop.
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I set up way too many skateboards for someone who doesn’t work at a skateshop.
Landlords when they buy and move into a communal living building and have to live communally
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Landlords when they buy and move into a communal living building and have to live communally
Determining the age of a Chicago skate clip based on the progress of surrounding construction projects.
November 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Determining the age of a Chicago skate clip based on the progress of surrounding construction projects.
1 skater vs. 4 decades of neglecting their health
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
1 skater vs. 4 decades of neglecting their health
Proudly raising the next generation of loiterers.
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Proudly raising the next generation of loiterers.
I don’t care if you got to watch the New Balance team skate it should’ve been me
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I don’t care if you got to watch the New Balance team skate it should’ve been me
Forgot my phone so you’re just going to have to believe me when I say I started locking into crooked grinds today 💅🏼
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Forgot my phone so you’re just going to have to believe me when I say I started locking into crooked grinds today 💅🏼
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It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
I know a shared Google Doc HATES to see Rob Dyrdek coming
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I know a shared Google Doc HATES to see Rob Dyrdek coming
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Teen brothers have been on the front lines of Midway Blitz, following the Feds and helping their neighbors. This is their story. “If I get the opportunity to fight like this for the rest of my life, I would be totally OK with that.” By @tesskenny.bsky.social
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/14/c...
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/14/c...
West Chicago brothers are on the front lines against ‘Operation Midway Blitz.’ And they’re only teenagers.
The wave of youth activists who have been galvanized into action by “Operation Midway Blitz” follow a long tradition paved around the world by young activists.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Teen brothers have been on the front lines of Midway Blitz, following the Feds and helping their neighbors. This is their story. “If I get the opportunity to fight like this for the rest of my life, I would be totally OK with that.” By @tesskenny.bsky.social
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/14/c...
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/14/c...
Gonna start talking shit about skaters who put out too much footage.
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Gonna start talking shit about skaters who put out too much footage.
Not ashamed to admit that I like Hobo Johnson
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Not ashamed to admit that I like Hobo Johnson
The northern lights were beautiful last night
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The northern lights were beautiful last night
Men what’s stopping you from looking like this?
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Men what’s stopping you from looking like this?
36-year-old lifelong Midwesterner still in denial about not being able to skate outside year round.
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
36-year-old lifelong Midwesterner still in denial about not being able to skate outside year round.
Rob Dyrdek had a part in TIMECODE and was like what if I made that my whole thing?
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Rob Dyrdek had a part in TIMECODE and was like what if I made that my whole thing?
Starting a skateboarding gossip podcast called ‘Built To Spill Tea’
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Starting a skateboarding gossip podcast called ‘Built To Spill Tea’
The road to fascism is paved by people who could’ve built a skatepark instead.
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The road to fascism is paved by people who could’ve built a skatepark instead.