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Currently: Contributor at @theonion | Formerly: @WhiskeyJournal, @pitchjokes | Rejected by: @REALpunknews, @Reductress, @StephenAtHome, @verge, TK
The only proof I have that I skated today is the new board I had to set up.
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The only proof I have that I skated today is the new board I had to set up.
Not ashamed to admit that I like Hobo Johnson
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Not ashamed to admit that I like Hobo Johnson
The northern lights were beautiful last night
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The northern lights were beautiful last night
Men what’s stopping you from looking like this?
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Men what’s stopping you from looking like this?
POV: You’re filming a Kyle Walker line for the new REAL video
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
POV: You’re filming a Kyle Walker line for the new REAL video
15-year-old me showing my friends the x-factor ramp in the driveway.
November 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
15-year-old me showing my friends the x-factor ramp in the driveway.
Millionaire skaters fleeing New York City now that Mamdani won.
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Millionaire skaters fleeing New York City now that Mamdani won.
If you’re in your 30s it’s your civic duty to take your homie from out of town on the train. Go into debt if you have to.
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
If you’re in your 30s it’s your civic duty to take your homie from out of town on the train. Go into debt if you have to.
Let’s get that bag
November 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Let’s get that bag
30 Years later, skaters are still obsessed with this Sony
October 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
30 Years later, skaters are still obsessed with this Sony
Bovino worrying about the wrong border
October 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Bovino worrying about the wrong border
Josh Kalis’ culture is NOT a costume!
October 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Josh Kalis’ culture is NOT a costume!
I’m an Israeli shoe designer and this is my shoe
October 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I’m an Israeli shoe designer and this is my shoe
“What should I do if I see ICE kidnapping people in my neighborhood?”
October 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
“What should I do if I see ICE kidnapping people in my neighborhood?”
Join me. Webinar tonight at 6 PM. Registration link below.
October 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Join me. Webinar tonight at 6 PM. Registration link below.
This is the only AWS we recognize in this house
October 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This is the only AWS we recognize in this house
Everyone look at my Pops’ pepper spread from my parent’s garden.
October 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Everyone look at my Pops’ pepper spread from my parent’s garden.
The youth long for Kenny Reed.
October 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The youth long for Kenny Reed.
Imagine being late to work because your bus had a Dickies photoshoot happening on it.
October 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Imagine being late to work because your bus had a Dickies photoshoot happening on it.
Retaliation for the Gay Bird Moment from BAKER 3
October 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Retaliation for the Gay Bird Moment from BAKER 3