Fergytale of New York ☃️
@ferguk85.bsky.social
Ok ok ok - still, I think this is more a reflection of who I pester more than who I am mutually on par with 😫🫣😓😅
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Ok ok ok - still, I think this is more a reflection of who I pester more than who I am mutually on par with 😫🫣😓😅
Did my Skircle.. 👉👈🥲
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Did my Skircle.. 👉👈🥲
Off to see Wicked: For Good (as all we 🚬 must do) to which I wanted to post the clip of Alexis Michelle’s Liza, but then I forget Bluesky (for all its joys) cannot handle the prospect of uploading a 6 second clip.. 😮💨😫
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Off to see Wicked: For Good (as all we 🚬 must do) to which I wanted to post the clip of Alexis Michelle’s Liza, but then I forget Bluesky (for all its joys) cannot handle the prospect of uploading a 6 second clip.. 😮💨😫
Not the best pictures as through the window & the sun glare, however they’ve started adding cladding to the St Michael’s tower in Manchester & it is looking amazing - definitely a new age instant landmark for the city 🤓😃
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Not the best pictures as through the window & the sun glare, however they’ve started adding cladding to the St Michael’s tower in Manchester & it is looking amazing - definitely a new age instant landmark for the city 🤓😃
Booked a few nights away the weekend before Christmas. First ever solo holiday abroad 😬🫣😅 Wasn’t brave enough to book over Christmas Day itself, but hopefully it will help me relax & have some much needed me time before dealing with another family Christmas.. 🥲😎
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Booked a few nights away the weekend before Christmas. First ever solo holiday abroad 😬🫣😅 Wasn’t brave enough to book over Christmas Day itself, but hopefully it will help me relax & have some much needed me time before dealing with another family Christmas.. 🥲😎
Me sending solicited d pics in my salad days.. 😅🥲😫
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Me sending solicited d pics in my salad days.. 😅🥲😫
Turning the big 4-0 by playing with some of the lovely elephants at Phang Nga Elephant Park 🐘🇹🇭
November 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Turning the big 4-0 by playing with some of the lovely elephants at Phang Nga Elephant Park 🐘🇹🇭
After spending the entire day yesterday up in the air, we are now at our Thai jungle paradise for the week 🥱😴🥲🤗
October 31, 2025 at 10:52 AM
After spending the entire day yesterday up in the air, we are now at our Thai jungle paradise for the week 🥱😴🥲🤗
Dare to go outside for a couple of hours in an evening & end up with some drunken gammon falling asleep on me on the way home (on a near empty bus) 😓😫😑 took several attempts to wake him up & then he decided to follow me home. I do not have the energy or patience for the shenanigans.. 😮💨😒
October 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Dare to go outside for a couple of hours in an evening & end up with some drunken gammon falling asleep on me on the way home (on a near empty bus) 😓😫😑 took several attempts to wake him up & then he decided to follow me home. I do not have the energy or patience for the shenanigans.. 😮💨😒
Shite day at work & now coming down with man flu. Get me to the weekend, stat! 🤧😫
October 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Shite day at work & now coming down with man flu. Get me to the weekend, stat! 🤧😫
8 years ago 🥲👴🏻 - on Brother of the Bride duties (whilst also getting the album cover for my Rat Pack debut record..😆).
October 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
8 years ago 🥲👴🏻 - on Brother of the Bride duties (whilst also getting the album cover for my Rat Pack debut record..😆).
This man baby is back on morning tv, complaining on how you can’t say anything anymore & free speech is not allowed - despite being on national tv & being allowed a mainstream platform to say anything (like STILL being infatuated with Meghan 😮💨). Just so, so deeply unserious..😒😑
October 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM
This man baby is back on morning tv, complaining on how you can’t say anything anymore & free speech is not allowed - despite being on national tv & being allowed a mainstream platform to say anything (like STILL being infatuated with Meghan 😮💨). Just so, so deeply unserious..😒😑
Love getting up early for work just to be late - no greater feeling in life.. 😑😮💨
October 16, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Love getting up early for work just to be late - no greater feeling in life.. 😑😮💨
Went to see Jade tonight.. saw her for about 3 seconds 😓😩😭 never going to Victoria Warehouse again. Also two shows on the bounce in which I’ve had people just completely invade my personal space & be pressed up against me like I’m a pissin’ column 😫😩
October 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Went to see Jade tonight.. saw her for about 3 seconds 😓😩😭 never going to Victoria Warehouse again. Also two shows on the bounce in which I’ve had people just completely invade my personal space & be pressed up against me like I’m a pissin’ column 😫😩
Watched the first two episodes of this tonight.. it’s made me want to have a full on midlife crisis; fling out my entire wardrobe, strip my home decor & reinvent myself as a successful 40something..
..but I’m also really bloated & a major procrastinator so I’ll likely just stay the same 😓😭😩😅
..but I’m also really bloated & a major procrastinator so I’ll likely just stay the same 😓😭😩😅
October 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Watched the first two episodes of this tonight.. it’s made me want to have a full on midlife crisis; fling out my entire wardrobe, strip my home decor & reinvent myself as a successful 40something..
..but I’m also really bloated & a major procrastinator so I’ll likely just stay the same 😓😭😩😅
..but I’m also really bloated & a major procrastinator so I’ll likely just stay the same 😓😭😩😅
Post you from a different era
17 years ago, tryna be a man.. 🫣 now mere weeks from 40 & still incapable of growing a beard 😓😫🥲😂
17 years ago, tryna be a man.. 🫣 now mere weeks from 40 & still incapable of growing a beard 😓😫🥲😂
October 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Post you from a different era
17 years ago, tryna be a man.. 🫣 now mere weeks from 40 & still incapable of growing a beard 😓😫🥲😂
17 years ago, tryna be a man.. 🫣 now mere weeks from 40 & still incapable of growing a beard 😓😫🥲😂
Absolutely phenomenal night seeing Gaga in Manchester tonight. Although I do not have the time (or strength) to tell you about this woman who was so obsessed with us that she eventually decided to just be me & steal my seat.. 😮💨😑😓
October 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Absolutely phenomenal night seeing Gaga in Manchester tonight. Although I do not have the time (or strength) to tell you about this woman who was so obsessed with us that she eventually decided to just be me & steal my seat.. 😮💨😑😓
Me - “i’m not one for gossip..”
Also me - giving the tea before the kettle is even on.. ☕️🫖 if shenanigans are observed, they must be disclosed 😓😂
Also me - giving the tea before the kettle is even on.. ☕️🫖 if shenanigans are observed, they must be disclosed 😓😂
October 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Me - “i’m not one for gossip..”
Also me - giving the tea before the kettle is even on.. ☕️🫖 if shenanigans are observed, they must be disclosed 😓😂
Also me - giving the tea before the kettle is even on.. ☕️🫖 if shenanigans are observed, they must be disclosed 😓😂
Ignore him, he’s attention seeking.. 😓😩😅😂🫣😮💨
Apparently walking around the office in a T-shirt with a blood pressure monitor strapped to my arm made me look “masc”(well you know, every little helps!) 😂👨🏼💪🏻
Apparently walking around the office in a T-shirt with a blood pressure monitor strapped to my arm made me look “masc”(well you know, every little helps!) 😂👨🏼💪🏻
October 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Ignore him, he’s attention seeking.. 😓😩😅😂🫣😮💨
Apparently walking around the office in a T-shirt with a blood pressure monitor strapped to my arm made me look “masc”(well you know, every little helps!) 😂👨🏼💪🏻
Apparently walking around the office in a T-shirt with a blood pressure monitor strapped to my arm made me look “masc”(well you know, every little helps!) 😂👨🏼💪🏻
An evening with La Voix 💕 What an entertainer 👏🏻🥲🤗
October 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
An evening with La Voix 💕 What an entertainer 👏🏻🥲🤗
A month of mixed emotions ahead 😬😓😂🥲
October 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
A month of mixed emotions ahead 😬😓😂🥲
Self-Esteem last night was sublime 🥲✨ (well, from what I could see of her from the back 😂😂😅)
September 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Self-Esteem last night was sublime 🥲✨ (well, from what I could see of her from the back 😂😂😅)
Said freshly Veeted chest isn’t cooling down any time soon.. 🌡️😓😅🫣
September 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Said freshly Veeted chest isn’t cooling down any time soon.. 🌡️😓😅🫣
Put the 15 tog duvet back on tonight & it is safe to say whilst winter is coming it hasn’t come yet.. 😓😩🥵
September 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Put the 15 tog duvet back on tonight & it is safe to say whilst winter is coming it hasn’t come yet.. 😓😩🥵
The downside of having a dry sense of humour is having people in your DMs (or even in person) taking what you post / say literally and then explaining your own humour to you like you’re 5 years old.. 😮💨😓😂
September 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
The downside of having a dry sense of humour is having people in your DMs (or even in person) taking what you post / say literally and then explaining your own humour to you like you’re 5 years old.. 😮💨😓😂