Fergytale of New York ☃️
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I only have one more Sunday Scary to contend with for 2025.. 🥲🥲🥲
December 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I only have one more Sunday Scary to contend with for 2025.. 🥲🥲🥲
A little Timelapse from the office window yesterday.. ☁️🏗️✈️☁️ #Manchester
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 AM
A little Timelapse from the office window yesterday.. ☁️🏗️✈️☁️ #Manchester
I’m just not ready to be in my 40’s, it’s just so cruel & unfair. I have so much unspent youth that was saved up & now I’m too old & the moment passed 😓😭
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I’m just not ready to be in my 40’s, it’s just so cruel & unfair. I have so much unspent youth that was saved up & now I’m too old & the moment passed 😓😭
Manchester’s venues & the mass transit infrastructure that serves them..😑😮💨😫😒
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Manchester’s venues & the mass transit infrastructure that serves them..😑😮💨😫😒
December is the worst month of the year in adulthood - I said what I said 😓😫😅 it’s just double the amount to do in 3/4 of the time & being constantly stressed in the process (all whilst being told to enjoy yourself)
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December 3, 2025 at 11:14 AM
December is the worst month of the year in adulthood - I said what I said 😓😫😅 it’s just double the amount to do in 3/4 of the time & being constantly stressed in the process (all whilst being told to enjoy yourself)
Did my Skircle.. 👉👈🥲
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Did my Skircle.. 👉👈🥲
Just pulled out my vintage Tesco ‘6.5ft Luxury Alpine Snow Tree’ for another year in preparation to celebrate Alpinemass & the joyful birth of the baby McAlpine (I’m not too sure what it’s for actually the box never said - god damn you, Tesco heathens!)
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November 30, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Just pulled out my vintage Tesco ‘6.5ft Luxury Alpine Snow Tree’ for another year in preparation to celebrate Alpinemass & the joyful birth of the baby McAlpine (I’m not too sure what it’s for actually the box never said - god damn you, Tesco heathens!)
I had a very drunk woman glaring at me on my way home from Manchester & I just know her view of me was this..
👁️👁️👄👁️👄👄👁️👁️👁️
😫😓😅
👁️👁️👄👁️👄👄👁️👁️👁️
😫😓😅
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I had a very drunk woman glaring at me on my way home from Manchester & I just know her view of me was this..
👁️👁️👄👁️👄👄👁️👁️👁️
😫😓😅
👁️👁️👄👁️👄👄👁️👁️👁️
😫😓😅
Commuting just really sets you up for the day - there’s just no greater mood boost than enduring someone scrolling TikTok on full volume at 7am to give you that joie de vivre feeling before walking into the office..
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November 28, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Commuting just really sets you up for the day - there’s just no greater mood boost than enduring someone scrolling TikTok on full volume at 7am to give you that joie de vivre feeling before walking into the office..
Is there some fad or trend going around that I’m too old to know about that is encouraging people to get under your feet? Genuine question 😫😑 It cannot be this common for people to be walking towards you on an empty path & then suddenly veer diagonally into you at the very last minute..
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November 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Is there some fad or trend going around that I’m too old to know about that is encouraging people to get under your feet? Genuine question 😫😑 It cannot be this common for people to be walking towards you on an empty path & then suddenly veer diagonally into you at the very last minute..
Sometimes I’ll do a little shake & a shimmy with my pants down in the office WC mirror, just to see if whoever is on reception smirks when I’m on my way home & then I know this place is wired..
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November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Sometimes I’ll do a little shake & a shimmy with my pants down in the office WC mirror, just to see if whoever is on reception smirks when I’m on my way home & then I know this place is wired..
Off to see Wicked: For Good (as all we 🚬 must do) to which I wanted to post the clip of Alexis Michelle’s Liza, but then I forget Bluesky (for all its joys) cannot handle the prospect of uploading a 6 second clip.. 😮💨😫
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Off to see Wicked: For Good (as all we 🚬 must do) to which I wanted to post the clip of Alexis Michelle’s Liza, but then I forget Bluesky (for all its joys) cannot handle the prospect of uploading a 6 second clip.. 😮💨😫
Not the best pictures as through the window & the sun glare, however they’ve started adding cladding to the St Michael’s tower in Manchester & it is looking amazing - definitely a new age instant landmark for the city 🤓😃
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Not the best pictures as through the window & the sun glare, however they’ve started adding cladding to the St Michael’s tower in Manchester & it is looking amazing - definitely a new age instant landmark for the city 🤓😃
My phone hasn’t been working for two days after it decided to do an iOS update.. luckily nobody has noticed and tried to message me..
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November 20, 2025 at 10:50 AM
My phone hasn’t been working for two days after it decided to do an iOS update.. luckily nobody has noticed and tried to message me..
Booked a few nights away the weekend before Christmas. First ever solo holiday abroad 😬🫣😅 Wasn’t brave enough to book over Christmas Day itself, but hopefully it will help me relax & have some much needed me time before dealing with another family Christmas.. 🥲😎
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Booked a few nights away the weekend before Christmas. First ever solo holiday abroad 😬🫣😅 Wasn’t brave enough to book over Christmas Day itself, but hopefully it will help me relax & have some much needed me time before dealing with another family Christmas.. 🥲😎
Posting a pic on Bluesky is like representing the UK at Eurovision 😓😭😫😅 you always hope to clock up a couple of likes but chances are you’re being left on zero..
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November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Posting a pic on Bluesky is like representing the UK at Eurovision 😓😭😫😅 you always hope to clock up a couple of likes but chances are you’re being left on zero..
Been in the office for 11 hours, rushing home to carry on working til fuck knows when.. wet through, knackered & thoroughly had enough of this week - just want my bed.. 😭😭😭
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Been in the office for 11 hours, rushing home to carry on working til fuck knows when.. wet through, knackered & thoroughly had enough of this week - just want my bed.. 😭😭😭
Me sending solicited d pics in my salad days.. 😅🥲😫
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Me sending solicited d pics in my salad days.. 😅🥲😫
Has anyone been on a solo holiday over Xmas Day before? The prospect of being with family is already giving me anxiety & I just need to remove myself from the situation. Anyone any recommendations or words of advice against it? Worried I’ll regret it if I do it, worried I’ll regret it if I don’t 😓😅
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Has anyone been on a solo holiday over Xmas Day before? The prospect of being with family is already giving me anxiety & I just need to remove myself from the situation. Anyone any recommendations or words of advice against it? Worried I’ll regret it if I do it, worried I’ll regret it if I don’t 😓😅
One thing that always humours me about the workplace is it’s always those coworkers who wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire who are always the first to be dipping their hands in any birthday / holiday treats you bring in for everyone 😂😂😂
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November 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
One thing that always humours me about the workplace is it’s always those coworkers who wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire who are always the first to be dipping their hands in any birthday / holiday treats you bring in for everyone 😂😂😂
I mean perhaps a little premature to say but one week into my 40’s & I am truly embracing a more “no fucks given” attitude when it comes to sugar coating my feelings to make it easier for people to swallow.. 😏😮💨😑😅
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I mean perhaps a little premature to say but one week into my 40’s & I am truly embracing a more “no fucks given” attitude when it comes to sugar coating my feelings to make it easier for people to swallow.. 😏😮💨😑😅
Happy Hoopla 2026 Line Up Day to all who celebrate 🫣😬😬🥳
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November 10, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Happy Hoopla 2026 Line Up Day to all who celebrate 🫣😬😬🥳
Turning the big 4-0 by playing with some of the lovely elephants at Phang Nga Elephant Park 🐘🇹🇭
November 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Turning the big 4-0 by playing with some of the lovely elephants at Phang Nga Elephant Park 🐘🇹🇭
After spending the entire day yesterday up in the air, we are now at our Thai jungle paradise for the week 🥱😴🥲🤗
October 31, 2025 at 10:52 AM
After spending the entire day yesterday up in the air, we are now at our Thai jungle paradise for the week 🥱😴🥲🤗
If I were to describe how I feel today I’d have to say, you know Daryl Hannah in ‘Splash’ after Levy lobbed her in a fish tank & she’s all tattered & shit.. that, that’s how I’m feeling rn.. 😓😂
October 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If I were to describe how I feel today I’d have to say, you know Daryl Hannah in ‘Splash’ after Levy lobbed her in a fish tank & she’s all tattered & shit.. that, that’s how I’m feeling rn.. 😓😂