Ferg
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Iโve spent far too much of my life trying to stay well clear of him & yet he is constantly everywhere ๐๐ฎโ๐จ
February 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Iโve spent far too much of my life trying to stay well clear of him & yet he is constantly everywhere ๐๐ฎโ๐จ
Singing, religion, illegal occupation..just very easy to get some folkโs hobbies mixed up..๐ฅฒ๐๐
February 3, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Singing, religion, illegal occupation..just very easy to get some folkโs hobbies mixed up..๐ฅฒ๐๐
Pipe down, tarquin - save your rhetoric for someoneโs algo who gives a flying fuck for your thoughts
February 3, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Pipe down, tarquin - save your rhetoric for someoneโs algo who gives a flying fuck for your thoughts
3 years ago - pottering around Monaco feeling like the penniless peasants we truly are ๐ฒ๐จ ๐๐ฅฒ๐
February 3, 2026 at 9:03 AM
3 years ago - pottering around Monaco feeling like the penniless peasants we truly are ๐ฒ๐จ ๐๐ฅฒ๐
Itโs just the cutest picture ๐ญ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
February 1, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Itโs just the cutest picture ๐ญ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
Booked our beach holiday for October so I can now do my annual โneed to lose 4 stoneโ post, to which I will do nothing to try & lose said 4 stone & likely be heavier come departure time.. ๐ฅฒ๐ซ๐
February 1, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Booked our beach holiday for October so I can now do my annual โneed to lose 4 stoneโ post, to which I will do nothing to try & lose said 4 stone & likely be heavier come departure time.. ๐ฅฒ๐ซ๐
Thereโs tormenting to be done ๐
๐
a stuffed penguin is flying over a small wooden bed
ALT: a stuffed penguin is flying over a small wooden bed
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January 31, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Thereโs tormenting to be done ๐
๐
Iโll stay at home then, shall I?
a close up of a black cat looking at the camera with trees in the background
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January 31, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Iโll stay at home then, shall I?
How are we mere millennials expected to comprehend that this song* is from (checks notes) 25 years ago when she's out here not looking a day over 24?! ๐๐คฏ๐ซ๐ญ๐
#Xtina
*this version
*this version
January 31, 2026 at 10:11 AM
How are we mere millennials expected to comprehend that this song* is from (checks notes) 25 years ago when she's out here not looking a day over 24?! ๐๐คฏ๐ซ๐ญ๐
#Xtina
*this version
*this version
What a monumental loss - a truly remarkable actor; she will be forever a part of Christmas as Mrs McCallister & a fabulous icon as Moira Rose ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ #CatherineOHara
January 30, 2026 at 6:38 PM
What a monumental loss - a truly remarkable actor; she will be forever a part of Christmas as Mrs McCallister & a fabulous icon as Moira Rose ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ #CatherineOHara
Manchester โVillage Prideโ being announced & the social media comments are as predictable & tiresome as ever.. ๐๐ฎโ๐จ๐
January 30, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Manchester โVillage Prideโ being announced & the social media comments are as predictable & tiresome as ever.. ๐๐ฎโ๐จ๐
Iโve heard of pixel art, but dixel art is a new one..
January 30, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Iโve heard of pixel art, but dixel art is a new one..
Hole Detective would have been even worse ๐๐ซ๐
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January 29, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Hole Detective would have been even worse ๐๐ซ๐
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Taking clean eating to a whole new level by accidentally throwing my entire lunch into the sink ๐ซ๐๐ญ this is what I get for not going into the office today for some free sandwiches.. ๐ฎโ๐จ
January 29, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Taking clean eating to a whole new level by accidentally throwing my entire lunch into the sink ๐ซ๐๐ญ this is what I get for not going into the office today for some free sandwiches.. ๐ฎโ๐จ
Throughout yesterdayโs lovely meal was a woman on the adjacent table constantly coughing in our direction without covering her mouth.. so it is of absolutely zero fucking surprise that Iโm now starting to feel like microwaved shite.. can we please normalise backhanding people? ๐๐ซ๐ค๐
January 28, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Throughout yesterdayโs lovely meal was a woman on the adjacent table constantly coughing in our direction without covering her mouth.. so it is of absolutely zero fucking surprise that Iโm now starting to feel like microwaved shite.. can we please normalise backhanding people? ๐๐ซ๐ค๐
I worry about people who donโt feel down & vulnerable! Donโt be so hard on yourself when youโre in these down days, hopefully you can find something to occupy your thoughts & take the edge off & it soon passes ๐ค
January 28, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I worry about people who donโt feel down & vulnerable! Donโt be so hard on yourself when youโre in these down days, hopefully you can find something to occupy your thoughts & take the edge off & it soon passes ๐ค
โGet Outโ ๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ญ๐
The Pitt.
Morning.
Morning.
January 28, 2026 at 1:38 PM
โGet Outโ ๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ญ๐
Relatable on both counts - hope both are on the mend pronto ๐ค๐ซ
January 28, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Relatable on both counts - hope both are on the mend pronto ๐ค๐ซ
Only came into the office today because I thought lunch was being provided.. (thatโs tomorrow ๐๐)
a baby is sitting at a table with a laptop and a book
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January 28, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Only came into the office today because I thought lunch was being provided.. (thatโs tomorrow ๐๐)
Hey in a car, you do you hun - you give the crowd what they want. On a commute, stfu ๐๐ซ
January 28, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Hey in a car, you do you hun - you give the crowd what they want. On a commute, stfu ๐๐ซ
Posted yesterday about something that riled up people who donโt follow me so I deleted it because I CBA & all I can say this morning is well..said person has arrived into the office & I was bang on the money soโฆ ๐๐๐ฅฒ๐ IYKYK ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ
wendy williams is making a funny face with her mouth open .
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January 28, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Posted yesterday about something that riled up people who donโt follow me so I deleted it because I CBA & all I can say this morning is well..said person has arrived into the office & I was bang on the money soโฆ ๐๐๐ฅฒ๐ IYKYK ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ
What the people who blast the contents of their phone on the morning commute must see when they eventually look up.. ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ๐
January 28, 2026 at 8:31 AM
What the people who blast the contents of their phone on the morning commute must see when they eventually look up.. ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ๐