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Been in the office for 11 hours, rushing home to carry on working til fuck knows when.. wet through, knackered & thoroughly had enough of this week - just want my bed.. 😭😭😭
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Been in the office for 11 hours, rushing home to carry on working til fuck knows when.. wet through, knackered & thoroughly had enough of this week - just want my bed.. 😭😭😭
Me sending solicited d pics in my salad days.. 😅🥲😫
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Me sending solicited d pics in my salad days.. 😅🥲😫
Has anyone been on a solo holiday over Xmas Day before? The prospect of being with family is already giving me anxiety & I just need to remove myself from the situation. Anyone any recommendations or words of advice against it? Worried I’ll regret it if I do it, worried I’ll regret it if I don’t 😓😅
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Has anyone been on a solo holiday over Xmas Day before? The prospect of being with family is already giving me anxiety & I just need to remove myself from the situation. Anyone any recommendations or words of advice against it? Worried I’ll regret it if I do it, worried I’ll regret it if I don’t 😓😅
One thing that always humours me about the workplace is it’s always those coworkers who wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire who are always the first to be dipping their hands in any birthday / holiday treats you bring in for everyone 😂😂😂
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November 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
One thing that always humours me about the workplace is it’s always those coworkers who wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire who are always the first to be dipping their hands in any birthday / holiday treats you bring in for everyone 😂😂😂
I mean perhaps a little premature to say but one week into my 40’s & I am truly embracing a more “no fucks given” attitude when it comes to sugar coating my feelings to make it easier for people to swallow.. 😏😮💨😑😅
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I mean perhaps a little premature to say but one week into my 40’s & I am truly embracing a more “no fucks given” attitude when it comes to sugar coating my feelings to make it easier for people to swallow.. 😏😮💨😑😅
Happy Hoopla 2026 Line Up Day to all who celebrate 🫣😬😬🥳
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November 10, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Happy Hoopla 2026 Line Up Day to all who celebrate 🫣😬😬🥳
Turning the big 4-0 by playing with some of the lovely elephants at Phang Nga Elephant Park 🐘🇹🇭
November 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Turning the big 4-0 by playing with some of the lovely elephants at Phang Nga Elephant Park 🐘🇹🇭
After spending the entire day yesterday up in the air, we are now at our Thai jungle paradise for the week 🥱😴🥲🤗
October 31, 2025 at 10:52 AM
After spending the entire day yesterday up in the air, we are now at our Thai jungle paradise for the week 🥱😴🥲🤗
If I were to describe how I feel today I’d have to say, you know Daryl Hannah in ‘Splash’ after Levy lobbed her in a fish tank & she’s all tattered & shit.. that, that’s how I’m feeling rn.. 😓😂
October 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If I were to describe how I feel today I’d have to say, you know Daryl Hannah in ‘Splash’ after Levy lobbed her in a fish tank & she’s all tattered & shit.. that, that’s how I’m feeling rn.. 😓😂
My undies have completely fallen apart this morning 😭😫 I might as well have not bothered putting any on. Much like my menty b they were simply too frayed to last the entire day 🥲😅😫
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October 27, 2025 at 11:46 AM
My undies have completely fallen apart this morning 😭😫 I might as well have not bothered putting any on. Much like my menty b they were simply too frayed to last the entire day 🥲😅😫
Dare to go outside for a couple of hours in an evening & end up with some drunken gammon falling asleep on me on the way home (on a near empty bus) 😓😫😑 took several attempts to wake him up & then he decided to follow me home. I do not have the energy or patience for the shenanigans.. 😮💨😒
October 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Dare to go outside for a couple of hours in an evening & end up with some drunken gammon falling asleep on me on the way home (on a near empty bus) 😓😫😑 took several attempts to wake him up & then he decided to follow me home. I do not have the energy or patience for the shenanigans.. 😮💨😒
Funny how the clocks only go back an hour yet the weather jumps ahead 3 fucking months 😭😓😫 it’s going to be a long winter, gals.. 😞😰
October 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Funny how the clocks only go back an hour yet the weather jumps ahead 3 fucking months 😭😓😫 it’s going to be a long winter, gals.. 😞😰
Shite day at work & now coming down with man flu. Get me to the weekend, stat! 🤧😫
October 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Shite day at work & now coming down with man flu. Get me to the weekend, stat! 🤧😫
Pissed off seeing how many people are laughing on social media at people losing their jobs & not being paid, simply because it’s Pride related. Mustn’t engage with the intellectually challenged (who probably don’t know a day’s work themselves)..
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October 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Pissed off seeing how many people are laughing on social media at people losing their jobs & not being paid, simply because it’s Pride related. Mustn’t engage with the intellectually challenged (who probably don’t know a day’s work themselves)..
8 years ago 🥲👴🏻 - on Brother of the Bride duties (whilst also getting the album cover for my Rat Pack debut record..😆).
October 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
8 years ago 🥲👴🏻 - on Brother of the Bride duties (whilst also getting the album cover for my Rat Pack debut record..😆).
My phone hasn’t been working all day but now it seems to be ok (🫣😰) but aside from Sam, I’ve not had a single message all day.. so now I just feel 😞☹️😅🥲
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October 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My phone hasn’t been working all day but now it seems to be ok (🫣😰) but aside from Sam, I’ve not had a single message all day.. so now I just feel 😞☹️😅🥲
This man baby is back on morning tv, complaining on how you can’t say anything anymore & free speech is not allowed - despite being on national tv & being allowed a mainstream platform to say anything (like STILL being infatuated with Meghan 😮💨). Just so, so deeply unserious..😒😑
October 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM
This man baby is back on morning tv, complaining on how you can’t say anything anymore & free speech is not allowed - despite being on national tv & being allowed a mainstream platform to say anything (like STILL being infatuated with Meghan 😮💨). Just so, so deeply unserious..😒😑
They have been fucking busy with the flags today around mine 😓😑😒 no exaggeration we are talking hundreds. Every lamppost, every road crossing, every side street. I feel like I’m in an AI video (ironic, given intelligence is what is lacking)
October 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
They have been fucking busy with the flags today around mine 😓😑😒 no exaggeration we are talking hundreds. Every lamppost, every road crossing, every side street. I feel like I’m in an AI video (ironic, given intelligence is what is lacking)
Love getting up early for work just to be late - no greater feeling in life.. 😑😮💨
October 16, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Love getting up early for work just to be late - no greater feeling in life.. 😑😮💨
Being a millennial is still counting 00’s music as “current”.. 😮💨😩🥲
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October 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Being a millennial is still counting 00’s music as “current”.. 😮💨😩🥲
Went to see Jade tonight.. saw her for about 3 seconds 😓😩😭 never going to Victoria Warehouse again. Also two shows on the bounce in which I’ve had people just completely invade my personal space & be pressed up against me like I’m a pissin’ column 😫😩
October 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Went to see Jade tonight.. saw her for about 3 seconds 😓😩😭 never going to Victoria Warehouse again. Also two shows on the bounce in which I’ve had people just completely invade my personal space & be pressed up against me like I’m a pissin’ column 😫😩
Watched the first two episodes of this tonight.. it’s made me want to have a full on midlife crisis; fling out my entire wardrobe, strip my home decor & reinvent myself as a successful 40something..
..but I’m also really bloated & a major procrastinator so I’ll likely just stay the same 😓😭😩😅
..but I’m also really bloated & a major procrastinator so I’ll likely just stay the same 😓😭😩😅
October 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Watched the first two episodes of this tonight.. it’s made me want to have a full on midlife crisis; fling out my entire wardrobe, strip my home decor & reinvent myself as a successful 40something..
..but I’m also really bloated & a major procrastinator so I’ll likely just stay the same 😓😭😩😅
..but I’m also really bloated & a major procrastinator so I’ll likely just stay the same 😓😭😩😅
Post you from a different era
17 years ago, tryna be a man.. 🫣 now mere weeks from 40 & still incapable of growing a beard 😓😫🥲😂
17 years ago, tryna be a man.. 🫣 now mere weeks from 40 & still incapable of growing a beard 😓😫🥲😂
October 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Post you from a different era
17 years ago, tryna be a man.. 🫣 now mere weeks from 40 & still incapable of growing a beard 😓😫🥲😂
17 years ago, tryna be a man.. 🫣 now mere weeks from 40 & still incapable of growing a beard 😓😫🥲😂
Absolutely phenomenal night seeing Gaga in Manchester tonight. Although I do not have the time (or strength) to tell you about this woman who was so obsessed with us that she eventually decided to just be me & steal my seat.. 😮💨😑😓
October 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Absolutely phenomenal night seeing Gaga in Manchester tonight. Although I do not have the time (or strength) to tell you about this woman who was so obsessed with us that she eventually decided to just be me & steal my seat.. 😮💨😑😓
Me - “i’m not one for gossip..”
Also me - giving the tea before the kettle is even on.. ☕️🫖 if shenanigans are observed, they must be disclosed 😓😂
Also me - giving the tea before the kettle is even on.. ☕️🫖 if shenanigans are observed, they must be disclosed 😓😂
October 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Me - “i’m not one for gossip..”
Also me - giving the tea before the kettle is even on.. ☕️🫖 if shenanigans are observed, they must be disclosed 😓😂
Also me - giving the tea before the kettle is even on.. ☕️🫖 if shenanigans are observed, they must be disclosed 😓😂