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📌We have failed so catastrophically on gun control that some of our children are into their second school shooting ...
December 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Three turnovers in one play is sadly illegal in most American Football but quite common in Europe. In this essay...
December 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
This hits all the feels.
More than 2,500 Starbucks workers are on strike. They’re demanding dignity: fair pay, safe conditions, a contract that respects their labor.

It’s time their voices are heard at the same volume as CEOs earning millions.
December 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If the ramen packet went bad we need to ask the question: who radicalized it?
I just found a ramen noodle packet with a use by date in 2021 and folks, I am here to tell you they can absolutely go bad.
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
It's actually like the Star Trek transporter: 1) the original being is killed 2) it's intensely painful but no one survives to report this
I wonder if it was painful for Jackie Chan to morph from being animated into a flesh creature really fast like this.
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Cold medicine ads will be like "one dose will help you mask your illness while you go out to as many people as possible"
November 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Baseball needs interceptions. If the outfielders make a catch they should get to try a run for home base. This idea is perfect and should be implemented immediately.
October 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
this is the level of funding where all the possibilities for American politics that have been described as hyperbolic over the past decades - the comparisons to Nazi Germany and other nightmares of the 20th century - become logistically possible and politically likely
If the GOP reconciliation bill passes, ICE gets through FY2029:

- $45 billion for detention, on top of the current annual budget of $3.4 billion
- $14.4 billion for transportation and removal, on top of the current annual budget of $750 million
- $8 billion for hiring/retention
- Billions more.
June 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"Look at this run... what a run!"

"He's got blockers now. He's dancing his way, for the touchdown"

*Mike Mayock audibly orgasms
A member of Taiwan's parliament stole a bill and ran off with it to prevent it from being passed
June 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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More scenes from the “big insurrection” in Los Angeles
June 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This is a reminder that "basic income pilot programs" however well meaning function as a gimmick for funders who never have the money or will to actually make them universal. This doesn't need more study.

The only universal basic income programs I'm aware of are basically run by petro states.
April 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I dream of a better future

A future where kids start school at a reasonable time based on actual human development and rhythmns rather than the weird, toxic belief that waking up early is virtuous somehow
April 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Those trying to understand the tariffs as economic policy are dangerously naive.

No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief.

1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.
April 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Pi day was made up by Big Circle to sell more decimal places, WAKE UP SHEEPLE !1!!
March 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In American Football if the game is tied after regulation time they should switch to World Football rules and sort it out that way. This idea is perfect and I will take no questions.
February 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Excellent post
January 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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This is how you say “go fuck yourself sideways with a porcupine” in inspector general speak.

Going to be interesting to see how the administration responds
January 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I'm bored with the fictionl villain casually discarding henchmen trope, I want the "good boss" evil villain who knows all their names, counsels them on career advancemen, and attends their birthdays, weddings, baby showers, funerals, etc. While also trying to take over the world from a secret lair.
January 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.
December 1, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Meteorologists: Atmospheric River
Me: that's a thing?
Meteorologists: Bomb-cyclone
Me: Oh no
Meteorologists: Sky Dick-Punch
November 20, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Give us Mike Tyson vs Hans Niemann, you cowards.
November 17, 2024 at 7:21 AM
November 13, 2024 at 11:32 PM