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Are you watching the World Series tonight?

Well, here's a fun fact to share with your fellow fans:

In this week's podcast, @benzimmer.bsky.social explains how "jazz" was baseball slang from 1912. Yes, "jazz" started as a BASEBALL term! 1/3

🎧 pod.link/173429229
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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One thing I want you to take from videos like this is the absolute cacophony of whistles and screams of "GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR NEIGHBORHOOD" from people in the streets and in buildings. And more and more people are at that point every day.
ICE/Border Patrol held a weapon on a guy who was demanding they show him their face in Rogers Park today
October 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Amazing (watch til the end) youtu.be/zm5FIparj5o?...
'Daaa Yankees Lose' 😂 Vladimir Guerrero Jr. & Big Papi TROLL New York after ALDS elimination
YouTube video by FOX Sports
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October 9, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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This site is gold:

mamdanitimes.com
July 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Whitman, Alabama is back: youtu.be/Otx9g46-5BI?...
"Song of Myself" Verse 30 by Krystal Chen, Tsegab Thomas, Ebenezer & Selma Godava
YouTube video by Whitman, Alabama
youtu.be
July 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
July 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I have not felt this bad about the Red Sox since the Bobby Valentine days. Blegh.
June 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Oh, so maybe instead of trying to scale things up with AI and appealing to the idiots and the money men, maybe just try giving a shit?
June 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Only took them like twenty tries to make another good Star Wars thing.
May 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Hat tip to whichever coworker linked to the Pedroia MLB The Show ads. The good stuff.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9Wl...
January 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Robocop (1987) - Director Paul Verhoeven
January 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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“They made a show of perp walking Luigi down the streets of New York, where he was not captured, flanked by an army of storm troopers who did not capture him, as well as New York mayor and famous canned ham Eric Adams, who also didn't do shit to catch him. A McDonald's worker did the thankless job.”
December 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
December 7, 2024 at 4:23 PM
This year’s World Series feels like a million years ago, let alone 2004’s! But I’ll share this now in your doom-scroll feed, anyway — 2004, 2016, and 2020 vibes: rabbitrabbitrabbit.substack.com/p/the-good-t...
The Good, the Bad, and the Yankees
Happy November. This is the twenty-third issue of Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit — it’s just like all those other email newsletters, except have you tried texting STOP to end it?
rabbitrabbitrabbit.substack.com
November 6, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Was April Fools’ Day ever funny? rabbitrabbitrabbit.substack.com/p/why-so-ser...
April 2, 2024 at 4:02 AM
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Happy birthday King
January 8, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Hello again, fourth Twitter-like thing that I sporadically check sometimes because some of you are here instead of over there, or at that other place, or that other other place… Here is me promoting myself on social media again, like a donk. open.substack.com/pub/rabbitra...
Reboot
Happy January. This is the thirteenth issue of Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit — it’s just like all those other email newsletters, except have you tried unplugging it, waiting 10 secs, then plugging it back ...
open.substack.com
January 2, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Dear fourth Twitter-like website, here is your link to my tardy, unfocused monthly newsletter: open.substack.com/pub/rabbitra...
What Were We Talking About Again?
Happy (end of) October. This is the tenth issue of Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit — it’s just like all those other email newsletters, except, honestly, it doesn’t shower as often as it used to.
open.substack.com
November 1, 2023 at 10:58 PM
Hello, twitter-like website No. 4. My September newsletter. Just in time for October: open.substack.com/pub/rabbitra...
The Departed
Happy September (again). This is the ninth (and a half) issue of Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit — it’s just like all those other email newsletters, except it procrastinates real bad.
open.substack.com
October 1, 2023 at 1:32 AM
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"'Oh you fucked up your career' but they're talking about the career they had in mind for me. I fucked up the house in Antigua that the record company dudes wanted to buy. I fucked up *their* career, not mine"
July 26, 2023 at 6:25 PM
I went all the way to Ireland and Scotland and all you get is a half-assed newsletter about getting old and the geezers in Iron Maiden. https://rabbitrabbitrabbit.substack.com/p/stranger-in-a-strange-land
Stranger in a Strange Land
Happy July. This is the seventh issue of Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit — it’s just like all those other email newsletters, except older, shorter, and slightly more Chinese.
rabbitrabbitrabbit.substack.com
July 3, 2023 at 11:24 PM
Airline captain just gave a nice speech about he’s loved flying all these years, made a joke about how he doesn’t usualy get to fly the plane because he’s an instructor, but now that he’s retiring, he’s taking us on this last flight to New York, maybe he’ll even get us there early! Foreshadow much!
June 30, 2023 at 9:24 AM
A trip to Green-Wood Cemetery, trying to imagine the Revolutionary War happening outside my front door, and blurry photos of birds. Hello, Twitter-like network that’s not Twitter. It’s June: https://rabbitrabbitrabbit.substack.com/p/i-see-dead-people
I See Dead People
Happy June. This is the sixth issue of Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit — it’s just like every other newsletter, except it drinks too much.
rabbitrabbitrabbit.substack.com
June 2, 2023 at 2:05 AM
“We are proud to bring the written word into the future with revolutionary technology that delivers the one thing readers are most passionate about: efficiency.”
Introducing Total Crap, the First Magazine Written Entirely by AI
Amid doomsaying pronouncements that the publishing industry is dead, we are proud to bring the written word into the future with revolutionary tech...
www.mcsweeneys.net
May 9, 2023 at 1:12 AM
What’s great about having Twitter, Mastodon, and Bluesky accounts is trying to think of three ways to toot the same thing. (Luckily, my only followers here are bots.) Anyway, new newsletter is out. Or as I always like to say, BEEP-BOOP, BOP-BOOP!
Let’s Go Met
Happy May. This is the fifth issue of Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit — it arrives once a month, just like your gas bill, except it can’t keep your house warm or help you cook an egg.
open.substack.com
May 3, 2023 at 1:49 AM