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💖Penelope💖
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Heterosexual trans woman|| MDNI || 19
Enlightened is the Christian who can find God in every church, synagogue, and mosque, for he is a son of Abraham
December 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
This is really happening? Fuck me I guess. Don't know why I decided to go sober when there's nothing wrong with me relapsing. I'm actually gonna do it now.
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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I don't always drink, But when I do I prefer not to pay for it.
November 4, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Why is rolling a joint the default. Just get a pipe??? Then you wouldn't spend so much on rolling paper. It's easy as that
October 30, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I want to be social today. But nobody hears me when I speak
October 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Leftists: This is starting to look like Trump crowning himself king
Rightists: No! Kings are bad! He's just-
Trump: I'm gonna crown myself king
Rightists: Like I was saying I think we need a king
October 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I am!
Are you ready for tomorrow?
October 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Nearest No Kings protest is a 3 hour walk. See you in the 18th. I'm walking there
October 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Felt p good
October 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Chips, tots, fries, potato.

Fit check for my hashbrown era.
October 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
"Take your meds, everything will just be fine"

That's the problem. They'll just be fine. Nothing more nothing less than fine
October 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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opening the world's first inconvenience store
September 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Incredibly chalant bald white dude
September 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Literally forgot who tf it was who got shot yesterday. Might not have been important.

But we'll remember the highschool kids in Colorado. Nobody is praying for them and it really shows how terrible our country is.
September 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Bro was talking about gang violence and received some punctuation.
Violence is NEVER the answer
September 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Liberals already doing their thoughts and prayers girl shut UP
September 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Lmfao
September 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Lmao.
September 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
That's not a haiku dumbass. 5 7 5
September 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
"I don't know what to buy my transfem best friend for her birthday!"

The amazing magic wand:
September 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Here I am spending my birthday in the hospital
September 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You're statistically more likely to die on your birthday.

Unrelated my birthday is tomorrow
September 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM