felonious monk
@felonoiusmonk.bsky.social
After a many year hiatus given the death of sanity on Twitter, I've emerged from hibernating...I think
He/him.
Pro: poly, lgbtq+, kink, science, evidence, kindness and facts. Anti: social, fascist, authority
He/him.
Pro: poly, lgbtq+, kink, science, evidence, kindness and facts. Anti: social, fascist, authority
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That’s just mean
March 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
That’s just mean
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Fucking idiots
February 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Fucking idiots
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And sometimes a girl* just wants to stare longingly at someone’s clothed cock, while they’re sitting on the couch, watching tv. Blushing, imagination running wild, sighing in contentment, then blushing a million shades of red when teasingly asked “what’re you lookin’ at?”
(*again, me)
(*again, me)
February 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
And sometimes a girl* just wants to stare longingly at someone’s clothed cock, while they’re sitting on the couch, watching tv. Blushing, imagination running wild, sighing in contentment, then blushing a million shades of red when teasingly asked “what’re you lookin’ at?”
(*again, me)
(*again, me)
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Sometimes a girl* just wants to massage and fondle and pet a cock through some sweatpants while the other person is asleep. Just slow, gentle, rhythmic movements, making them hard and weeping for me, by the time they finally wake up.
(*me)
(*me)
February 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sometimes a girl* just wants to massage and fondle and pet a cock through some sweatpants while the other person is asleep. Just slow, gentle, rhythmic movements, making them hard and weeping for me, by the time they finally wake up.
(*me)
(*me)
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💞
February 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
💞
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In case you missed it this weekend.
For the ladies who enjoy gentle mockery with their submission.
For the ladies who enjoy gentle mockery with their submission.
“Make me your little whore,” you begged.
I laughed. “But you already ARE my little whore.” I caressed your cheek as you knelt at my feet. “But I do love the hungry, desperate way you’re looking at me right now.”
I laughed. “But you already ARE my little whore.” I caressed your cheek as you knelt at my feet. “But I do love the hungry, desperate way you’re looking at me right now.”
February 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
In case you missed it this weekend.
For the ladies who enjoy gentle mockery with their submission.
For the ladies who enjoy gentle mockery with their submission.
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Crawl to me, moving over me on all fours; I’ll pull you down onto me, kissing you while my hand goes down to your ass and just fucking grabs and kneads.
February 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Crawl to me, moving over me on all fours; I’ll pull you down onto me, kissing you while my hand goes down to your ass and just fucking grabs and kneads.
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What didn’t kill me altered the way I look at the world.
February 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What didn’t kill me altered the way I look at the world.
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Waiting for those little dots to translate into a text is the longest moments of my life
February 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Waiting for those little dots to translate into a text is the longest moments of my life
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Woven leather
And weighty strands
The perfect extension
Of my hand
Touching you the ways
I have longed to
So that you may feel it
Deeply in your flesh
I want you to feel me
Deeper
And weighty strands
The perfect extension
Of my hand
Touching you the ways
I have longed to
So that you may feel it
Deeply in your flesh
I want you to feel me
Deeper
February 12, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Woven leather
And weighty strands
The perfect extension
Of my hand
Touching you the ways
I have longed to
So that you may feel it
Deeply in your flesh
I want you to feel me
Deeper
And weighty strands
The perfect extension
Of my hand
Touching you the ways
I have longed to
So that you may feel it
Deeply in your flesh
I want you to feel me
Deeper
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Especially the ones who spent their lives breaking you down for their convenience
Your light is going to irritate a lot of unhealed people….
February 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Especially the ones who spent their lives breaking you down for their convenience
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Your light is going to irritate a lot of unhealed people….
February 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Your light is going to irritate a lot of unhealed people….
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Build a system in which no one has the power to take them away….
#powertothepeople
#powertothepeople
February 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Build a system in which no one has the power to take them away….
#powertothepeople
#powertothepeople
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“i wouldnt wish death on anyone” cant relate i have several people in mind who should die
February 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
“i wouldnt wish death on anyone” cant relate i have several people in mind who should die
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Mood:
Making out like inexperienced teenagers while playing with each other the way only experience allows us to.
Making out like inexperienced teenagers while playing with each other the way only experience allows us to.
January 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Mood:
Making out like inexperienced teenagers while playing with each other the way only experience allows us to.
Making out like inexperienced teenagers while playing with each other the way only experience allows us to.
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Big air hi-five across the internet to anyone else who knew they were dead serious about project 2025. No one writes that many pages without meaning it.
January 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Big air hi-five across the internet to anyone else who knew they were dead serious about project 2025. No one writes that many pages without meaning it.
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hank won’t cross post what is, in my opinion, his best tweet, so i’ll just have to do it for him
January 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
hank won’t cross post what is, in my opinion, his best tweet, so i’ll just have to do it for him
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Turn off all news channels, unsubscribe from the news, and pick up a banned book to read.
January 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Turn off all news channels, unsubscribe from the news, and pick up a banned book to read.