An exhausted Roseate Spoonbill
@stuckinsoup.bsky.social
🔞MDNI🔞
‼️AGE in your BIO or you’ll be BLOCKED‼️
Kristen | 38 | She/her | 🇨🇦
Don’t use pet names with me, unless we’ve previously discussed it. Unsolicited pics are NOT appreciated.
Reposting my lewds is ok, unless otherwise stated.
‼️AGE IN BIO or BLOCKED‼️
‼️AGE in your BIO or you’ll be BLOCKED‼️
Kristen | 38 | She/her | 🇨🇦
Don’t use pet names with me, unless we’ve previously discussed it. Unsolicited pics are NOT appreciated.
Reposting my lewds is ok, unless otherwise stated.
‼️AGE IN BIO or BLOCKED‼️
Pinned
![Dark purple text on a pale pink background that reads:
STUCKINSOUP (KRISTEN)
This account is NSFW, and minors are NOT WELCOME.
Have your age in your bio or pinned post, or I will block you.
About me:
• 35+ years old
• she/her
• Canadian
• fat gal
• horny shitposter
• [something]sexual (still unsure)
• 96% a pure cinnamon bun.
• Preferred kinks are mostly mild & vanilla.
• Vaguely a switch (98% sub-leaning)
• I have health issues, live with my parents, and am unemployed. These things influence my posts.
• I love birds, korean pop music, nature, video games, cross stitching, and most foods.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ljtokxwhdwpek33ajr6qtxrk/bafkreihy3ay5bj73vulgyle2mapkbicmvfjwqmnnohfu4vcxqk5mr2tc4i@jpeg)
📌📌
💜🦆💜
‼️ Have your age in bio or get blocked ‼️
The basics:
• Kristen
• Late 30s
• Canadian
• Whiny & annoying
• Horny shitposter
• Reposting pics is ok, unless otherwise stated
• I’m not your mommy, your good girl etc (unless otherwise agreed upon)
(Birdsday Thursday thread linked below.)
💜🦆💜
‼️ Have your age in bio or get blocked ‼️
The basics:
• Kristen
• Late 30s
• Canadian
• Whiny & annoying
• Horny shitposter
• Reposting pics is ok, unless otherwise stated
• I’m not your mommy, your good girl etc (unless otherwise agreed upon)
(Birdsday Thursday thread linked below.)
My tits are useless. Use them as a fleshlight or something, please and thank you.
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My tits are useless. Use them as a fleshlight or something, please and thank you.
I’m not the one that someone comes home to. Not the one that someone chooses over everyone, and everything else. I’m no one’s person, I’m just a muffled noise in the void. Unimportant, unremarkable, unpleasant, unneeded, unnecessary.
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I’m not the one that someone comes home to. Not the one that someone chooses over everyone, and everything else. I’m no one’s person, I’m just a muffled noise in the void. Unimportant, unremarkable, unpleasant, unneeded, unnecessary.
Let me wrap my lips around the head of your cock and suck your soul out of you
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Let me wrap my lips around the head of your cock and suck your soul out of you
Reposted by An exhausted Roseate Spoonbill
It’s so cold in my room 😮💨❄️
You know what warms me up? Tips and gifts 🥰
—> throne.com/rosiebunny
—> ko-fi.com/christmasmugs
You know what warms me up? Tips and gifts 🥰
—> throne.com/rosiebunny
—> ko-fi.com/christmasmugs
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It’s so cold in my room 😮💨❄️
You know what warms me up? Tips and gifts 🥰
—> throne.com/rosiebunny
—> ko-fi.com/christmasmugs
You know what warms me up? Tips and gifts 🥰
—> throne.com/rosiebunny
—> ko-fi.com/christmasmugs
Reposted by An exhausted Roseate Spoonbill
She’s an overthinker. Fuck her dumb
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
She’s an overthinker. Fuck her dumb
Attention: I’m feeling ridiculously, exceedingly, and painfully lonely and alone today/right now.
There’s literally nothing that anyone can do to help me, so I guess this is just a warning that I might be extra whiny today.
There’s literally nothing that anyone can do to help me, so I guess this is just a warning that I might be extra whiny today.
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Attention: I’m feeling ridiculously, exceedingly, and painfully lonely and alone today/right now.
There’s literally nothing that anyone can do to help me, so I guess this is just a warning that I might be extra whiny today.
There’s literally nothing that anyone can do to help me, so I guess this is just a warning that I might be extra whiny today.
I wanna listen to kpop and stitch all day.
Staying warm and comfy inside, while it’s grey, windy, and cold outside, all while loud music (exclusively from kpop girl groups) plays from the speakers, as I somehow manage to stab my thumb a dozen time with my blunt tapestry needle.
Anyone wanna join?
Staying warm and comfy inside, while it’s grey, windy, and cold outside, all while loud music (exclusively from kpop girl groups) plays from the speakers, as I somehow manage to stab my thumb a dozen time with my blunt tapestry needle.
Anyone wanna join?
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I wanna listen to kpop and stitch all day.
Staying warm and comfy inside, while it’s grey, windy, and cold outside, all while loud music (exclusively from kpop girl groups) plays from the speakers, as I somehow manage to stab my thumb a dozen time with my blunt tapestry needle.
Anyone wanna join?
Staying warm and comfy inside, while it’s grey, windy, and cold outside, all while loud music (exclusively from kpop girl groups) plays from the speakers, as I somehow manage to stab my thumb a dozen time with my blunt tapestry needle.
Anyone wanna join?
The pic from last night (that was like 85% my stomach) has disappeared into the mist.
(I deleted it bc I saw it on my own page and felt super embarrassed about it. Woo.)
(I deleted it bc I saw it on my own page and felt super embarrassed about it. Woo.)
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The pic from last night (that was like 85% my stomach) has disappeared into the mist.
(I deleted it bc I saw it on my own page and felt super embarrassed about it. Woo.)
(I deleted it bc I saw it on my own page and felt super embarrassed about it. Woo.)
Ronantic idea: you share all of your favorite spicy and nsfw subreddits with me, that way you’ll know exactly what kind of things I’m looking at while I touch myself at night.
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Ronantic idea: you share all of your favorite spicy and nsfw subreddits with me, that way you’ll know exactly what kind of things I’m looking at while I touch myself at night.
I’m awake, but there’s no one here between my legs, lips and tongue working me into a frenzy, making me cum.
That seems a bit unfair. ☹️
That seems a bit unfair. ☹️
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I’m awake, but there’s no one here between my legs, lips and tongue working me into a frenzy, making me cum.
That seems a bit unfair. ☹️
That seems a bit unfair. ☹️
It was another long and busy day, and I’m very tired again.
I’d love it if someone were here to fill my ears with warm, soft murmurs of praise, and then moans of pleasure, as they fill me up with their cu-💥🚂📢✈️
But alas… sigh, goodnight. 😔
I’d love it if someone were here to fill my ears with warm, soft murmurs of praise, and then moans of pleasure, as they fill me up with their cu-💥🚂📢✈️
But alas… sigh, goodnight. 😔
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
It was another long and busy day, and I’m very tired again.
I’d love it if someone were here to fill my ears with warm, soft murmurs of praise, and then moans of pleasure, as they fill me up with their cu-💥🚂📢✈️
But alas… sigh, goodnight. 😔
I’d love it if someone were here to fill my ears with warm, soft murmurs of praise, and then moans of pleasure, as they fill me up with their cu-💥🚂📢✈️
But alas… sigh, goodnight. 😔
“I wish I was the one making you cum tonight. 🥺”
- Texts you’d get from me if I was your long-distance gf
- Texts you’d get from me if I was your long-distance gf
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
“I wish I was the one making you cum tonight. 🥺”
- Texts you’d get from me if I was your long-distance gf
- Texts you’d get from me if I was your long-distance gf
I mean what? I’m watching pbs.
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I mean what? I’m watching pbs.
I’d make a horrible passenger princess bc the rumbling of the car makes me fall asleep almost instantly
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I’d make a horrible passenger princess bc the rumbling of the car makes me fall asleep almost instantly
It’s Soft Cock Sunday, and even though soft cocks are still delicious as they are, I’m in the mood for something hard, thick, and throbbing to be thrust inside of me. 😓
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It’s Soft Cock Sunday, and even though soft cocks are still delicious as they are, I’m in the mood for something hard, thick, and throbbing to be thrust inside of me. 😓
I should be sucking someone’s soul out of their cock rn
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I should be sucking someone’s soul out of their cock rn
No Buntings, not much at all really. I guess it’s just that time of year, the time of year where all I see are the same 4-9 Chickadees every day, and not much else.
No birds, but I froze my butt. Can someone come over and warm it up for me? 👉🏻👈🏻
No birds, but I froze my butt. Can someone come over and warm it up for me? 👉🏻👈🏻
Y’all idk, I’m tired and feeling a little loopy. It’s been a long day, not a bad day, just a long and busy day.
I might be going birding tomorrow, and if I do I might get to see a Snow Bunting or two. 🤞🏻 I should go to sleep now, so I’m bright eyed and wide awak for tomorrow. Good night. 💜
I might be going birding tomorrow, and if I do I might get to see a Snow Bunting or two. 🤞🏻 I should go to sleep now, so I’m bright eyed and wide awak for tomorrow. Good night. 💜
November 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
No Buntings, not much at all really. I guess it’s just that time of year, the time of year where all I see are the same 4-9 Chickadees every day, and not much else.
No birds, but I froze my butt. Can someone come over and warm it up for me? 👉🏻👈🏻
No birds, but I froze my butt. Can someone come over and warm it up for me? 👉🏻👈🏻
You never have that moment where you can help yourself so you touch yourself in the early morning, and you make yourself cum three times in three minutes, and then you’re like “hey I probably shoukd’ve recorded that” (for no reason)…
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
You never have that moment where you can help yourself so you touch yourself in the early morning, and you make yourself cum three times in three minutes, and then you’re like “hey I probably shoukd’ve recorded that” (for no reason)…
Reposted by An exhausted Roseate Spoonbill
Owned and worshipped in the same breath, a reward and prize all in one. Every touch brands unspoken devotion while skin burns with familiar ache. Bedding clings around the fire of passion that bodies lost in ecstasy create.
A morning spent in bliss.
#Nsfwrambles
A morning spent in bliss.
#Nsfwrambles
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Owned and worshipped in the same breath, a reward and prize all in one. Every touch brands unspoken devotion while skin burns with familiar ache. Bedding clings around the fire of passion that bodies lost in ecstasy create.
A morning spent in bliss.
#Nsfwrambles
A morning spent in bliss.
#Nsfwrambles
I mean I’m asleep.
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I mean I’m asleep.
Imagine we’re out birding, and we suddenly spot a bird that you’ve been wanting to see for forever! And then, while still buzzing with excitement, you bend me over a fallen tree and fuck my pussy raw in the woods.
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Imagine we’re out birding, and we suddenly spot a bird that you’ve been wanting to see for forever! And then, while still buzzing with excitement, you bend me over a fallen tree and fuck my pussy raw in the woods.
Y’all idk, I’m tired and feeling a little loopy. It’s been a long day, not a bad day, just a long and busy day.
I might be going birding tomorrow, and if I do I might get to see a Snow Bunting or two. 🤞🏻 I should go to sleep now, so I’m bright eyed and wide awak for tomorrow. Good night. 💜
I might be going birding tomorrow, and if I do I might get to see a Snow Bunting or two. 🤞🏻 I should go to sleep now, so I’m bright eyed and wide awak for tomorrow. Good night. 💜
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Y’all idk, I’m tired and feeling a little loopy. It’s been a long day, not a bad day, just a long and busy day.
I might be going birding tomorrow, and if I do I might get to see a Snow Bunting or two. 🤞🏻 I should go to sleep now, so I’m bright eyed and wide awak for tomorrow. Good night. 💜
I might be going birding tomorrow, and if I do I might get to see a Snow Bunting or two. 🤞🏻 I should go to sleep now, so I’m bright eyed and wide awak for tomorrow. Good night. 💜
Texts you’d get from me if I was your long distance gf: “I should be sitting in your lap, kissing you wildly. Not lying in my bed, alone, missing you wildly. 🥺😔”
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Texts you’d get from me if I was your long distance gf: “I should be sitting in your lap, kissing you wildly. Not lying in my bed, alone, missing you wildly. 🥺😔”
I should be getting railed rn
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I should be getting railed rn