An actual Roseate Spoonbill
@stuckinsoup.bsky.social
Kristen | 38 | She/her | 🇨🇦
Occasionally a horny shit-poster,
but usually just a whiny dumbass.
Unsolicited pics are not appreciated.
Reposting my lewds is ok, unless otherwise stated.
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Occasionally a horny shit-poster,
but usually just a whiny dumbass.
Unsolicited pics are not appreciated.
Reposting my lewds is ok, unless otherwise stated.
🔞MDNI🔞
‼️AGE in your BIO or you’ll be BLOCKED‼️
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STUCKINSOUP (KRISTEN)
This account is NSFW, and minors are NOT WELCOME.
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About me:
• 35+ years old
• she/her
• Canadian
• fat gal
• horny shitposter
• [something]sexual (still unsure)
• 96% a pure cinnamon bun.
• Preferred kinks are mostly mild & vanilla.
• Vaguely a switch (98% sub-leaning)
• I have health issues, live with my parents, and am unemployed. These things influence my posts.
• I love birds, korean pop music, nature, video games, cross stitching, and most foods.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ljtokxwhdwpek33ajr6qtxrk/bafkreihy3ay5bj73vulgyle2mapkbicmvfjwqmnnohfu4vcxqk5mr2tc4i@jpeg)
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The basics:
• Kristen
• Late 30s
• Canadian
• Whiny & annoying
• Horny shitposter
• Reposting pics is ok, unless otherwise stated
• I’m not your mommy, your good girl etc (unless otherwise agreed upon)
(Birdsday Thursday thread linked below.)
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‼️ Have your age in bio or get blocked ‼️
The basics:
• Kristen
• Late 30s
• Canadian
• Whiny & annoying
• Horny shitposter
• Reposting pics is ok, unless otherwise stated
• I’m not your mommy, your good girl etc (unless otherwise agreed upon)
(Birdsday Thursday thread linked below.)
I eant to know who their makeup artist is, because the colours of their feathers blend so smoothly. 🥹🤭
February 14, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I eant to know who their makeup artist is, because the colours of their feathers blend so smoothly. 🥹🤭
Anyways, on my morning walk with my dog, I heard and then saw like 75+ Bohemian Waxwings, perched at the top of the trees at entrance to the woods. I couldn’t get close enough to truly see their colours, and then they all took flight, but it made me smile nonetheless.
February 14, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Anyways, on my morning walk with my dog, I heard and then saw like 75+ Bohemian Waxwings, perched at the top of the trees at entrance to the woods. I couldn’t get close enough to truly see their colours, and then they all took flight, but it made me smile nonetheless.
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Why don’t you order a singing telegram for your Valentine(s) this weekend?
Songbird services are available through the 16th: Tip $10 and let me know what you’d like me to sing, option to include a dedication (“this one is for…”)
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Songbird services are available through the 16th: Tip $10 and let me know what you’d like me to sing, option to include a dedication (“this one is for…”)
ko-fi.com/feelgoodfair...
Throne option: throne.com/feelgoodfair...
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February 14, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Why don’t you order a singing telegram for your Valentine(s) this weekend?
Songbird services are available through the 16th: Tip $10 and let me know what you’d like me to sing, option to include a dedication (“this one is for…”)
ko-fi.com/feelgoodfair...
Throne option: throne.com/feelgoodfair...
Songbird services are available through the 16th: Tip $10 and let me know what you’d like me to sing, option to include a dedication (“this one is for…”)
ko-fi.com/feelgoodfair...
Throne option: throne.com/feelgoodfair...
Working in retail for so many years was truly what made me so cynical about, and generally exhausted with all holidays. I honestly feel the urge to run in fear when I hear some specific Christmas songs. I hate that I’ve become like this tbh. 🥲
Y’all, I hate retail. 🙃
February 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Working in retail for so many years was truly what made me so cynical about, and generally exhausted with all holidays. I honestly feel the urge to run in fear when I hear some specific Christmas songs. I hate that I’ve become like this tbh. 🥲
Y’all, I hate retail. 🙃
February 14, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Y’all, I hate retail. 🙃
Oh, and that time someone came in the day BEFORE Valentine’s Day and angrily told me that it was my store’s policy to mark down all of the chocolate the day before, by at least 50%.
She didn’t work at the store or for the company… no, that’s not store policy. Stop yelling at me.
She didn’t work at the store or for the company… no, that’s not store policy. Stop yelling at me.
February 14, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Oh, and that time someone came in the day BEFORE Valentine’s Day and angrily told me that it was my store’s policy to mark down all of the chocolate the day before, by at least 50%.
She didn’t work at the store or for the company… no, that’s not store policy. Stop yelling at me.
She didn’t work at the store or for the company… no, that’s not store policy. Stop yelling at me.
Then there was that time someone accused me of “hiding” more cards in the back room, seemingly specifically to make their life more difficult. (Spoiler: we store merchandisers didn’t stock the cards, the hallmark representative came in once a week to do so).
February 14, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Then there was that time someone accused me of “hiding” more cards in the back room, seemingly specifically to make their life more difficult. (Spoiler: we store merchandisers didn’t stock the cards, the hallmark representative came in once a week to do so).
…panic written across their face, as they saw that all we had left was like “happy Valentine’s Day, grandma!” cards.
It always gave me a good chuckle. 😌
It always gave me a good chuckle. 😌
February 14, 2026 at 4:26 PM
…panic written across their face, as they saw that all we had left was like “happy Valentine’s Day, grandma!” cards.
It always gave me a good chuckle. 😌
It always gave me a good chuckle. 😌
My favourite part of Valentine’s Day (when I worked retail) was seeing all of the men aged 40+ in the card section of the store I worked in, frantically looking through what was left of the cards…
February 14, 2026 at 4:26 PM
My favourite part of Valentine’s Day (when I worked retail) was seeing all of the men aged 40+ in the card section of the store I worked in, frantically looking through what was left of the cards…
The dichotomy of most of the people in the nsfw sphere online is amazing. 😅
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
The dichotomy of most of the people in the nsfw sphere online is amazing. 😅
Someone needs to be hand-feeding me chocolates while they tell me how much they love me and cherish me, watching me giggle and blush etc… you know… something like that.
a black and white cartoon cat is sitting on a red pillow .
ALT: a black and white cartoon cat is sitting on a red pillow .
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February 14, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Someone needs to be hand-feeding me chocolates while they tell me how much they love me and cherish me, watching me giggle and blush etc… you know… something like that.
As if you had to ask!🧎🏻♀️
a cartoon woman is laying on the floor with her mouth open and her eyes closed .
ALT: a cartoon woman is laying on the floor with her mouth open and her eyes closed .
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February 14, 2026 at 2:50 PM
As if you had to ask!🧎🏻♀️
What’s on my agenda today? I’m dog sitting, because my neighbours are going skiing for Valentine’s Day. At least I’ll get puppy cuddles and kisses today. 🙃
February 14, 2026 at 1:13 PM
What’s on my agenda today? I’m dog sitting, because my neighbours are going skiing for Valentine’s Day. At least I’ll get puppy cuddles and kisses today. 🙃
My dog woke me up last night, and I got like four hours of sleep. I don’t really know how to do alt text for this right now.
Umm a man with tan skin, dark hair, and a white t-shirt on is sitting somewhere in the evening. He’s telling everyone (in Korean) that he is “ok” (“괜찮아요”).
Umm a man with tan skin, dark hair, and a white t-shirt on is sitting somewhere in the evening. He’s telling everyone (in Korean) that he is “ok” (“괜찮아요”).
February 14, 2026 at 1:11 PM
My dog woke me up last night, and I got like four hours of sleep. I don’t really know how to do alt text for this right now.
Umm a man with tan skin, dark hair, and a white t-shirt on is sitting somewhere in the evening. He’s telling everyone (in Korean) that he is “ok” (“괜찮아요”).
Umm a man with tan skin, dark hair, and a white t-shirt on is sitting somewhere in the evening. He’s telling everyone (in Korean) that he is “ok” (“괜찮아요”).
Oh lovely, it’s “that day full of pink and red hearts that reminds me that I’ve never been romantically loved, ever in my entire life”.
So anyways, good morning, I’m ok I swear.
So anyways, good morning, I’m ok I swear.
February 14, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Oh lovely, it’s “that day full of pink and red hearts that reminds me that I’ve never been romantically loved, ever in my entire life”.
So anyways, good morning, I’m ok I swear.
So anyways, good morning, I’m ok I swear.
I guess this could explain why I’ve been craving chocolate so damn much for the last couple of days… I mean, I’m asleep.
February 14, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I guess this could explain why I’ve been craving chocolate so damn much for the last couple of days… I mean, I’m asleep.
I love this for you, tbh. 🥹
February 14, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I love this for you, tbh. 🥹
Turns out I’m (hopefully) not getting sick, it’s just That Time. 🤷🏻♀️ Aaaand now I’m feeling really nauseous and crampy, so nighty night yet again. 💜
I hate to break it to ya (“ya” being myself tbh), but I feel like I might be getting sick. I just feel super crappy and like I need to sleep for 24 hours straight. Honestly, this constant crappy feeling (for the last 3-ish days now) hasn’t been good for my silly/stupid little brain.
Nighty night. 💜
Nighty night. 💜
February 14, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Turns out I’m (hopefully) not getting sick, it’s just That Time. 🤷🏻♀️ Aaaand now I’m feeling really nauseous and crampy, so nighty night yet again. 💜
Honestly, that sounds like a pretty exciting purchase to me. 😅
February 14, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Honestly, that sounds like a pretty exciting purchase to me. 😅
My neighbours got a new snowblower, and it must be electric bc it’s as quiet as an owl in flight and oh my god my life is so boring because like why is a new and nearly-silent snowblower so damn exciting to me please someone put me out of my boring misery 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
February 13, 2026 at 10:51 PM
My neighbours got a new snowblower, and it must be electric bc it’s as quiet as an owl in flight and oh my god my life is so boring because like why is a new and nearly-silent snowblower so damn exciting to me please someone put me out of my boring misery 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Oh wow, it’s Friday the Thirteenth! You know what that means! 😏
It means someone needs to fuck me next to a broken mirror, under a ladder, and somewhere by a black cat or (something???)
It means someone needs to fuck me next to a broken mirror, under a ladder, and somewhere by a black cat or (something???)
February 13, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Oh wow, it’s Friday the Thirteenth! You know what that means! 😏
It means someone needs to fuck me next to a broken mirror, under a ladder, and somewhere by a black cat or (something???)
It means someone needs to fuck me next to a broken mirror, under a ladder, and somewhere by a black cat or (something???)
Asdfghjkl oh noooo! 😂
February 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Asdfghjkl oh noooo! 😂
That’s true that’s true. 🙃 And it’s not always another person who they blame. In my example, he started by blaming my *dog*, and then shifted the blame over to everyone else. 🥲
February 13, 2026 at 3:55 PM
That’s true that’s true. 🙃 And it’s not always another person who they blame. In my example, he started by blaming my *dog*, and then shifted the blame over to everyone else. 🥲
I am observing very respectfully. 😌🙏🏻
February 13, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I am observing very respectfully. 😌🙏🏻