An actual Roseate Spoonbill
@stuckinsoup.bsky.social
Kristen | 38 | She/her | 🇨🇦
Occasionally a horny shit-poster,
but usually just a whiny dumbass.
Unsolicited pics are not appreciated.
Reposting my lewds is ok, unless otherwise stated.
🔞MDNI🔞
‼️AGE in your BIO or you’ll be BLOCKED‼️
Occasionally a horny shit-poster,
but usually just a whiny dumbass.
Unsolicited pics are not appreciated.
Reposting my lewds is ok, unless otherwise stated.
🔞MDNI🔞
‼️AGE in your BIO or you’ll be BLOCKED‼️
Pinned
![Dark purple text on a pale pink background that reads:
STUCKINSOUP (KRISTEN)
This account is NSFW, and minors are NOT WELCOME.
Have your age in your bio or pinned post, or I will block you.
About me:
• 35+ years old
• she/her
• Canadian
• fat gal
• horny shitposter
• [something]sexual (still unsure)
• 96% a pure cinnamon bun.
• Preferred kinks are mostly mild & vanilla.
• Vaguely a switch (98% sub-leaning)
• I have health issues, live with my parents, and am unemployed. These things influence my posts.
• I love birds, korean pop music, nature, video games, cross stitching, and most foods.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ljtokxwhdwpek33ajr6qtxrk/bafkreihy3ay5bj73vulgyle2mapkbicmvfjwqmnnohfu4vcxqk5mr2tc4i@jpeg)
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‼️ Have your age in bio or get blocked ‼️
The basics:
• Kristen
• Late 30s
• Canadian
• Whiny & annoying
• Horny shitposter
• Reposting pics is ok, unless otherwise stated
• I’m not your mommy, your good girl etc (unless otherwise agreed upon)
(Birdsday Thursday thread linked below.)
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‼️ Have your age in bio or get blocked ‼️
The basics:
• Kristen
• Late 30s
• Canadian
• Whiny & annoying
• Horny shitposter
• Reposting pics is ok, unless otherwise stated
• I’m not your mommy, your good girl etc (unless otherwise agreed upon)
(Birdsday Thursday thread linked below.)
What’s on my agenda today? I’m dog sitting, because my neighbours are going skiing for Valentine’s Day. At least I’ll get puppy cuddles and kisses today. 🙃
February 14, 2026 at 1:13 PM
What’s on my agenda today? I’m dog sitting, because my neighbours are going skiing for Valentine’s Day. At least I’ll get puppy cuddles and kisses today. 🙃
Oh lovely, it’s “that day full of pink and red hearts that reminds me that I’ve never been romantically loved, ever in my entire life”.
So anyways, good morning, I’m ok I swear.
So anyways, good morning, I’m ok I swear.
February 14, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Oh lovely, it’s “that day full of pink and red hearts that reminds me that I’ve never been romantically loved, ever in my entire life”.
So anyways, good morning, I’m ok I swear.
So anyways, good morning, I’m ok I swear.
Turns out I’m (hopefully) not getting sick, it’s just That Time. 🤷🏻♀️ Aaaand now I’m feeling really nauseous and crampy, so nighty night yet again. 💜
I hate to break it to ya (“ya” being myself tbh), but I feel like I might be getting sick. I just feel super crappy and like I need to sleep for 24 hours straight. Honestly, this constant crappy feeling (for the last 3-ish days now) hasn’t been good for my silly/stupid little brain.
Nighty night. 💜
Nighty night. 💜
February 14, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Turns out I’m (hopefully) not getting sick, it’s just That Time. 🤷🏻♀️ Aaaand now I’m feeling really nauseous and crampy, so nighty night yet again. 💜
My neighbours got a new snowblower, and it must be electric bc it’s as quiet as an owl in flight and oh my god my life is so boring because like why is a new and nearly-silent snowblower so damn exciting to me please someone put me out of my boring misery 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
February 13, 2026 at 10:51 PM
My neighbours got a new snowblower, and it must be electric bc it’s as quiet as an owl in flight and oh my god my life is so boring because like why is a new and nearly-silent snowblower so damn exciting to me please someone put me out of my boring misery 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Oh wow, it’s Friday the Thirteenth! You know what that means! 😏
It means someone needs to fuck me next to a broken mirror, under a ladder, and somewhere by a black cat or (something???)
It means someone needs to fuck me next to a broken mirror, under a ladder, and somewhere by a black cat or (something???)
February 13, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Oh wow, it’s Friday the Thirteenth! You know what that means! 😏
It means someone needs to fuck me next to a broken mirror, under a ladder, and somewhere by a black cat or (something???)
It means someone needs to fuck me next to a broken mirror, under a ladder, and somewhere by a black cat or (something???)
Why do men always want, so very badly, to be the victim in situations where they are most definitely not the victim?
February 13, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Why do men always want, so very badly, to be the victim in situations where they are most definitely not the victim?
I hate to break it to ya (“ya” being myself tbh), but I feel like I might be getting sick. I just feel super crappy and like I need to sleep for 24 hours straight. Honestly, this constant crappy feeling (for the last 3-ish days now) hasn’t been good for my silly/stupid little brain.
Nighty night. 💜
Nighty night. 💜
February 13, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I hate to break it to ya (“ya” being myself tbh), but I feel like I might be getting sick. I just feel super crappy and like I need to sleep for 24 hours straight. Honestly, this constant crappy feeling (for the last 3-ish days now) hasn’t been good for my silly/stupid little brain.
Nighty night. 💜
Nighty night. 💜
I haven’t posted anything lewd, or even very nsfw, in so long. Why does anyone still follow me? 😂 I haven’t felt desirable or desired in what feels like ages, so any kind of sexy content is a huge 🤷🏻♀️
You should all leave and save yourself from me and my whining! 😅
You should all leave and save yourself from me and my whining! 😅
February 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I haven’t posted anything lewd, or even very nsfw, in so long. Why does anyone still follow me? 😂 I haven’t felt desirable or desired in what feels like ages, so any kind of sexy content is a huge 🤷🏻♀️
You should all leave and save yourself from me and my whining! 😅
You should all leave and save yourself from me and my whining! 😅
Pride and Prejudice (2005) is on tv, and I… I just want to wake up to that dawn chorus someday. And I know it’s just a movie, but it still makes my heart hurt that I’ll never hear anything like it, maybe ever.
And 2) I’m watching Midsomer Murders again (it’s on every day, so 🤷🏻♀️). I’m probably being influenced by media etc, but I desperately want to see and hear those birds in person.
Do I have any British mutuals who would put up with me sitting in their backyard for like a week, just listening to birds?
Do I have any British mutuals who would put up with me sitting in their backyard for like a week, just listening to birds?
February 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Pride and Prejudice (2005) is on tv, and I… I just want to wake up to that dawn chorus someday. And I know it’s just a movie, but it still makes my heart hurt that I’ll never hear anything like it, maybe ever.
I mean something something something nsfw and wet and plap and fuck me and stuff and something something something…
February 11, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I mean something something something nsfw and wet and plap and fuck me and stuff and something something something…
Anyways, I need to go take an advil, because my head has decided that the temperature being only -5 today and not -25 calls for a headache that is rapidly turning itself into a migraine. ✌🏻
February 11, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Anyways, I need to go take an advil, because my head has decided that the temperature being only -5 today and not -25 calls for a headache that is rapidly turning itself into a migraine. ✌🏻
Two things:
1) I need to see a real life Roadrunner some day. I dunno, I just… I just need to.
1) I need to see a real life Roadrunner some day. I dunno, I just… I just need to.
February 11, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Two things:
1) I need to see a real life Roadrunner some day. I dunno, I just… I just need to.
1) I need to see a real life Roadrunner some day. I dunno, I just… I just need to.
My anxiety is an 8 out of 10 right now, and has been for a couple of days, but I don’t know why. It’s been making me feel like I need to isolate myself, from here and everywhere. Eurg, I hate my brain. 😪
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
My anxiety is an 8 out of 10 right now, and has been for a couple of days, but I don’t know why. It’s been making me feel like I need to isolate myself, from here and everywhere. Eurg, I hate my brain. 😪
Reposted by An actual Roseate Spoonbill
Could yall tag some black creators for me to follow?
February 10, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Could yall tag some black creators for me to follow?
I ended up not getting much sleep. 🙃
I’ve been very busy with snow-management today. We got “enough snow that it goes over the top of my boot and INTO my boot, but not to my knee” amounts of snow last night.
I’d like a nap, a snack, and an hour or two of very compassionate & loving cuddles.
Please.
I’ve been very busy with snow-management today. We got “enough snow that it goes over the top of my boot and INTO my boot, but not to my knee” amounts of snow last night.
I’d like a nap, a snack, and an hour or two of very compassionate & loving cuddles.
Please.
Will post tits for a good nights sleep.
February 10, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I ended up not getting much sleep. 🙃
I’ve been very busy with snow-management today. We got “enough snow that it goes over the top of my boot and INTO my boot, but not to my knee” amounts of snow last night.
I’d like a nap, a snack, and an hour or two of very compassionate & loving cuddles.
Please.
I’ve been very busy with snow-management today. We got “enough snow that it goes over the top of my boot and INTO my boot, but not to my knee” amounts of snow last night.
I’d like a nap, a snack, and an hour or two of very compassionate & loving cuddles.
Please.
It’s gonna go straight to his fluffy head, but the vet said that my dog was “a perfect dog” SO many times. 🥹
Tiny thing that made me very happy today: the new vet clinic called, and we’ve made it to the top of their waiting list. They’re transferring us over, and we have an appointment on the 10th. I’m so happy about this. 🥹
February 10, 2026 at 8:39 PM
It’s gonna go straight to his fluffy head, but the vet said that my dog was “a perfect dog” SO many times. 🥹
( .)(. )
(I’m going to try sleeping again, wish me luck.)
(I’m going to try sleeping again, wish me luck.)
Will post tits for a good nights sleep.
February 10, 2026 at 7:41 AM
( .)(. )
(I’m going to try sleeping again, wish me luck.)
(I’m going to try sleeping again, wish me luck.)
Will post tits for a good nights sleep.
February 10, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Will post tits for a good nights sleep.
I’ve been lying in bed for HOURS, and I just can’t get comfortable. I’m so frustrated and sore and tired, and I just want to be asleep. I have things to do tomorrow. I want to SCREAM I’m so angry and frustrated, and now my head’s hurting. FUCK.
February 10, 2026 at 7:34 AM
I’ve been lying in bed for HOURS, and I just can’t get comfortable. I’m so frustrated and sore and tired, and I just want to be asleep. I have things to do tomorrow. I want to SCREAM I’m so angry and frustrated, and now my head’s hurting. FUCK.
Ah yes good, my algorithm is still serving me videos of Jihyo being “employee of the month”. Thank goodness.
February 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Ah yes good, my algorithm is still serving me videos of Jihyo being “employee of the month”. Thank goodness.
Time to fill up my drafts with things I wish I had the balls to say, but never will! Wooo!
February 9, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Time to fill up my drafts with things I wish I had the balls to say, but never will! Wooo!
It’s Moan My Name Monday, and honestly, it’s a little rude that I haven’t heard my name moaned in maybe… actually… I don’t know when the last time was.
Ok well then, correction: that’s not “a little rude”, that’s goddamn insulting! 😤
Ok well then, correction: that’s not “a little rude”, that’s goddamn insulting! 😤
February 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
It’s Moan My Name Monday, and honestly, it’s a little rude that I haven’t heard my name moaned in maybe… actually… I don’t know when the last time was.
Ok well then, correction: that’s not “a little rude”, that’s goddamn insulting! 😤
Ok well then, correction: that’s not “a little rude”, that’s goddamn insulting! 😤
Hey, I hate this about me, but I’m one of those people who simply canNOT message first, or if any longer than basically 2 hours have passed, bc I’m convinced that I’ll be bugging and inconveniencing you. So if it’s been even a little while, hi, I miss you. 💜
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Hey, I hate this about me, but I’m one of those people who simply canNOT message first, or if any longer than basically 2 hours have passed, bc I’m convinced that I’ll be bugging and inconveniencing you. So if it’s been even a little while, hi, I miss you. 💜
My tits require fucking.
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
My tits require fucking.