An actual Roseate Spoonbill
@stuckinsoup.bsky.social
Kristen | 38 | She/her | 🇨🇦
Occasionally a horny shit-poster,
but usually just a whiny dumbass.
Unsolicited pics are not appreciated.
Reposting my lewds is ok, unless otherwise stated.
🔞MDNI🔞
‼️AGE in your BIO or you’ll be BLOCKED‼️
Occasionally a horny shit-poster,
but usually just a whiny dumbass.
Unsolicited pics are not appreciated.
Reposting my lewds is ok, unless otherwise stated.
🔞MDNI🔞
‼️AGE in your BIO or you’ll be BLOCKED‼️
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STUCKINSOUP (KRISTEN)
This account is NSFW, and minors are NOT WELCOME.
Have your age in your bio or pinned post, or I will block you.
About me:
• 35+ years old
• she/her
• Canadian
• fat gal
• horny shitposter
• [something]sexual (still unsure)
• 96% a pure cinnamon bun.
• Preferred kinks are mostly mild & vanilla.
• Vaguely a switch (98% sub-leaning)
• I have health issues, live with my parents, and am unemployed. These things influence my posts.
• I love birds, korean pop music, nature, video games, cross stitching, and most foods.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ljtokxwhdwpek33ajr6qtxrk/bafkreihy3ay5bj73vulgyle2mapkbicmvfjwqmnnohfu4vcxqk5mr2tc4i@jpeg)
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The basics:
• Kristen
• Late 30s
• Canadian
• Whiny & annoying
• Horny shitposter
• Reposting pics is ok, unless otherwise stated
• I’m not your mommy, your good girl etc (unless otherwise agreed upon)
(Birdsday Thursday thread linked below.)
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‼️ Have your age in bio or get blocked ‼️
The basics:
• Kristen
• Late 30s
• Canadian
• Whiny & annoying
• Horny shitposter
• Reposting pics is ok, unless otherwise stated
• I’m not your mommy, your good girl etc (unless otherwise agreed upon)
(Birdsday Thursday thread linked below.)
Me, all day every day, @ everyone and everything:
February 17, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Me, all day every day, @ everyone and everything:
Is all seriousness though, she’s sending me for bloodwork, because I haven’t had bloodwork done in over a year, and I’m supposed to get it done at the very least every six months, if not more often. 🙃
I’m home from my doctors appointment, and my doctor diagnosed me with a severe case of heartbroken-loneliness, and an equally severe case of touch-starvation.
February 17, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Is all seriousness though, she’s sending me for bloodwork, because I haven’t had bloodwork done in over a year, and I’m supposed to get it done at the very least every six months, if not more often. 🙃
I’m home from my doctors appointment, and my doctor diagnosed me with a severe case of heartbroken-loneliness, and an equally severe case of touch-starvation.
February 17, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I’m home from my doctors appointment, and my doctor diagnosed me with a severe case of heartbroken-loneliness, and an equally severe case of touch-starvation.
What’s it feel like to get a good nights’ sleep? Asking for a friend (me).
My dog woke me up at 4, it’s currently 4:39, I need to get up at 7, so I figured why bother? Now I’m sitting on the couch, fully clothed, aching all over (for not-fun reasons), and just waiting.
I’m so fucking tired.
My dog woke me up at 4, it’s currently 4:39, I need to get up at 7, so I figured why bother? Now I’m sitting on the couch, fully clothed, aching all over (for not-fun reasons), and just waiting.
I’m so fucking tired.
February 17, 2026 at 9:39 AM
What’s it feel like to get a good nights’ sleep? Asking for a friend (me).
My dog woke me up at 4, it’s currently 4:39, I need to get up at 7, so I figured why bother? Now I’m sitting on the couch, fully clothed, aching all over (for not-fun reasons), and just waiting.
I’m so fucking tired.
My dog woke me up at 4, it’s currently 4:39, I need to get up at 7, so I figured why bother? Now I’m sitting on the couch, fully clothed, aching all over (for not-fun reasons), and just waiting.
I’m so fucking tired.
I want and need immense amounts of comfort, and decadent, “guilty” snacks, to make me feel more human, to help me feel like maybe I really am loved. Instead, I have my parents who are the comforting equivalent of planks of cold wood, and a container of very vinegar-heavy coleslaw in the fridge.
😒😤
😒😤
February 17, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I want and need immense amounts of comfort, and decadent, “guilty” snacks, to make me feel more human, to help me feel like maybe I really am loved. Instead, I have my parents who are the comforting equivalent of planks of cold wood, and a container of very vinegar-heavy coleslaw in the fridge.
😒😤
😒😤
Am I feeling extra sad, like I’m unwanted and useless, like I look like a smear of mud on the ground, and like everything is hopeless, bc I’m on my period? Or is it because it’s true? I’m leaning towards it being true. I have little to no evidence to prove otherwise.
February 17, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Am I feeling extra sad, like I’m unwanted and useless, like I look like a smear of mud on the ground, and like everything is hopeless, bc I’m on my period? Or is it because it’s true? I’m leaning towards it being true. I have little to no evidence to prove otherwise.
A thread of my (sometimes oddly specific) food cravings:
Disclaimer: No, I’m not pregnant. But I am indeed a fat gal, and food = comfort.
Disclaimer: No, I’m not pregnant. But I am indeed a fat gal, and food = comfort.
February 16, 2026 at 8:54 PM
A thread of my (sometimes oddly specific) food cravings:
Disclaimer: No, I’m not pregnant. But I am indeed a fat gal, and food = comfort.
Disclaimer: No, I’m not pregnant. But I am indeed a fat gal, and food = comfort.
In other news; I’ve been feeling so alone, lonely, and isolated lately that, at this point, it just makes me want to cry.
But this is my own doing. I have no one to blame for this loneliness but myself, and so that’s exactly what I’ve been doing.
But this is my own doing. I have no one to blame for this loneliness but myself, and so that’s exactly what I’ve been doing.
February 16, 2026 at 1:08 AM
In other news; I’ve been feeling so alone, lonely, and isolated lately that, at this point, it just makes me want to cry.
But this is my own doing. I have no one to blame for this loneliness but myself, and so that’s exactly what I’ve been doing.
But this is my own doing. I have no one to blame for this loneliness but myself, and so that’s exactly what I’ve been doing.
I have such a ridiculously strong craving, a desperate need, a wildly vicious and painful desire for romance, that I fear I may disintegrate into nothingness soon. If I am destined to never feel romantic love, than please, let me stop dreaming of it so often, and craving it so badly. Please.
February 16, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I have such a ridiculously strong craving, a desperate need, a wildly vicious and painful desire for romance, that I fear I may disintegrate into nothingness soon. If I am destined to never feel romantic love, than please, let me stop dreaming of it so often, and craving it so badly. Please.
Reposted by An actual Roseate Spoonbill
😭 I’m $3 in the hole
Send please please please 🙏🏼
$faerieflustered
Send please please please 🙏🏼
$faerieflustered
February 14, 2026 at 8:25 PM
😭 I’m $3 in the hole
Send please please please 🙏🏼
$faerieflustered
Send please please please 🙏🏼
$faerieflustered
My father just told my mom and I that his brother (my useless uncle) tried to get dinner reservations for him and his wife tonight… tonight. Like, he was calling around at 5pm and was getting angrier and angrier that nothing was available.
February 15, 2026 at 2:06 AM
My father just told my mom and I that his brother (my useless uncle) tried to get dinner reservations for him and his wife tonight… tonight. Like, he was calling around at 5pm and was getting angrier and angrier that nothing was available.
My neighbours are back home, all dogs (theirs and mine) are happy and warm and well fed, my younger sister and my grandmother have both left to go back to their respective homes, and now I can finally ~sit the heck down~ 🥲
Can someone come over and join me on the couch, please?
Can someone come over and join me on the couch, please?
February 15, 2026 at 12:10 AM
My neighbours are back home, all dogs (theirs and mine) are happy and warm and well fed, my younger sister and my grandmother have both left to go back to their respective homes, and now I can finally ~sit the heck down~ 🥲
Can someone come over and join me on the couch, please?
Can someone come over and join me on the couch, please?
Me, very enthusiastically, @ some of y’all:
February 15, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Me, very enthusiastically, @ some of y’all:
Anyways, on my morning walk with my dog, I heard and then saw like 75+ Bohemian Waxwings, perched at the top of the trees at entrance to the woods. I couldn’t get close enough to truly see their colours, and then they all took flight, but it made me smile nonetheless.
February 14, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Anyways, on my morning walk with my dog, I heard and then saw like 75+ Bohemian Waxwings, perched at the top of the trees at entrance to the woods. I couldn’t get close enough to truly see their colours, and then they all took flight, but it made me smile nonetheless.
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Why don’t you order a singing telegram for your Valentine(s) this weekend?
Songbird services are available through the 16th: Tip $10 and let me know what you’d like me to sing, option to include a dedication (“this one is for…”)
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Songbird services are available through the 16th: Tip $10 and let me know what you’d like me to sing, option to include a dedication (“this one is for…”)
ko-fi.com/feelgoodfair...
Throne option: throne.com/feelgoodfair...
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February 14, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Why don’t you order a singing telegram for your Valentine(s) this weekend?
Songbird services are available through the 16th: Tip $10 and let me know what you’d like me to sing, option to include a dedication (“this one is for…”)
ko-fi.com/feelgoodfair...
Throne option: throne.com/feelgoodfair...
Songbird services are available through the 16th: Tip $10 and let me know what you’d like me to sing, option to include a dedication (“this one is for…”)
ko-fi.com/feelgoodfair...
Throne option: throne.com/feelgoodfair...
Working in retail for so many years was truly what made me so cynical about, and generally exhausted with all holidays. I honestly feel the urge to run in fear when I hear some specific Christmas songs. I hate that I’ve become like this tbh. 🥲
Y’all, I hate retail. 🙃
February 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Working in retail for so many years was truly what made me so cynical about, and generally exhausted with all holidays. I honestly feel the urge to run in fear when I hear some specific Christmas songs. I hate that I’ve become like this tbh. 🥲
My favourite part of Valentine’s Day (when I worked retail) was seeing all of the men aged 40+ in the card section of the store I worked in, frantically looking through what was left of the cards…
February 14, 2026 at 4:26 PM
My favourite part of Valentine’s Day (when I worked retail) was seeing all of the men aged 40+ in the card section of the store I worked in, frantically looking through what was left of the cards…
Someone needs to be hand-feeding me chocolates while they tell me how much they love me and cherish me, watching me giggle and blush etc… you know… something like that.
a black and white cartoon cat is sitting on a red pillow .
ALT: a black and white cartoon cat is sitting on a red pillow .
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February 14, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Someone needs to be hand-feeding me chocolates while they tell me how much they love me and cherish me, watching me giggle and blush etc… you know… something like that.
What’s on my agenda today? I’m dog sitting, because my neighbours are going skiing for Valentine’s Day. At least I’ll get puppy cuddles and kisses today. 🙃
February 14, 2026 at 1:13 PM
What’s on my agenda today? I’m dog sitting, because my neighbours are going skiing for Valentine’s Day. At least I’ll get puppy cuddles and kisses today. 🙃
Oh lovely, it’s “that day full of pink and red hearts that reminds me that I’ve never been romantically loved, ever in my entire life”.
So anyways, good morning, I’m ok I swear.
So anyways, good morning, I’m ok I swear.
February 14, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Oh lovely, it’s “that day full of pink and red hearts that reminds me that I’ve never been romantically loved, ever in my entire life”.
So anyways, good morning, I’m ok I swear.
So anyways, good morning, I’m ok I swear.
Turns out I’m (hopefully) not getting sick, it’s just That Time. 🤷🏻♀️ Aaaand now I’m feeling really nauseous and crampy, so nighty night yet again. 💜
I hate to break it to ya (“ya” being myself tbh), but I feel like I might be getting sick. I just feel super crappy and like I need to sleep for 24 hours straight. Honestly, this constant crappy feeling (for the last 3-ish days now) hasn’t been good for my silly/stupid little brain.
Nighty night. 💜
Nighty night. 💜
February 14, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Turns out I’m (hopefully) not getting sick, it’s just That Time. 🤷🏻♀️ Aaaand now I’m feeling really nauseous and crampy, so nighty night yet again. 💜
My neighbours got a new snowblower, and it must be electric bc it’s as quiet as an owl in flight and oh my god my life is so boring because like why is a new and nearly-silent snowblower so damn exciting to me please someone put me out of my boring misery 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
February 13, 2026 at 10:51 PM
My neighbours got a new snowblower, and it must be electric bc it’s as quiet as an owl in flight and oh my god my life is so boring because like why is a new and nearly-silent snowblower so damn exciting to me please someone put me out of my boring misery 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Oh wow, it’s Friday the Thirteenth! You know what that means! 😏
It means someone needs to fuck me next to a broken mirror, under a ladder, and somewhere by a black cat or (something???)
It means someone needs to fuck me next to a broken mirror, under a ladder, and somewhere by a black cat or (something???)
February 13, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Oh wow, it’s Friday the Thirteenth! You know what that means! 😏
It means someone needs to fuck me next to a broken mirror, under a ladder, and somewhere by a black cat or (something???)
It means someone needs to fuck me next to a broken mirror, under a ladder, and somewhere by a black cat or (something???)
Why do men always want, so very badly, to be the victim in situations where they are most definitely not the victim?
February 13, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Why do men always want, so very badly, to be the victim in situations where they are most definitely not the victim?