Dr Felix Rowbotham 🇬🇧🇪🇺
felixrowbotham.bsky.social
Dr Felix Rowbotham 🇬🇧🇪🇺
@felixrowbotham.bsky.social
Up to one British doctor.
@watsoncomedian.bsky.social spotted in a Manchester pub toilet. Is it the great man's work or a copycat
September 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
@watsoncomedian.bsky.social wore my NMJ 'Big If' t-shirt out for a walk yesterday. A gent saw it stopped to engage in conversation.

'hey, no more jockeys t-shirt!'

'err, yeah it is, yeah!'

'don't see many of those!'

'no I don't suppose you do'

We then parted, awkwardly. A beautiful moment.
September 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Pathetic from Radar Festival. Boycott those cowards.
July 2, 2025 at 12:09 PM
TOO HIGH
TOO FAR
TOO SOON

YOU SAW MY HOLE WHEN I MOONED.
May 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
We all stood our ground and really laughed against all the odds that day.

Remember the almao
May 7, 2025 at 9:14 AM
If I start now have I got time to watch all the Wrestlemanias before Wrestlemania
April 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Your Da has joined tiktok
March 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It's my birthday pals
March 20, 2025 at 10:04 AM
When there's like an unsolved murder or something can't they just make the whole population stay indoors on their lunch break until someone puts their hand up to confess.

It always worked finding out who drew the wee todger on the cubicle wall at school.

#crime #murder #thatsortofthing
March 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
@tim-burgess.bsky.social did you give permission for your image to be used in the video game Deathloop? 😂
February 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Repost for a chance to win 2 passes for The Charlatans, Embrace & The Coral at Castlefield Bowl in Manchester on July 3rd

Tickets on sale Friday 10am

Pre-sale tomorrow from 10am

WINNER PICKED AT RANDOM TOMORROW (Thursday at 9:30am)
February 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
As a doctor I STRONGLY suggest you avoid Police Surgeries at all costs. They are qualified to deliver first aid at best. You don't see doctors handing out speeding tickets now do you.

#LeaveSurgeryToSurgeons
February 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Crisps are so nice aren't they
February 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Threatening to open up a can of mir willy on @richiesombrero.bsky.social
February 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Look after your ringpiece. Once it's loose it's loose.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 31, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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In fact there's clear evidence it was written IN the war:

'Bang-bang-bang till my feet do the same' - describes running for cover in Blitz
'Something's bugging me, something ain't right' - refers to Nazis intercepting messages
'Come on baby, let's not fight' - direct quote, Chamberlain to Hitler
'Wake Me Up Before You Go Go' by Wham was released nearer to the end of the Second World War than to today. Happy New Year everyone!
January 3, 2025 at 11:22 AM
@martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com Chat GPT thinks you would not enjoy The Good, The Bad & The Ugly. Is this true? Does it seem trivial to you?
December 26, 2024 at 9:51 AM
Last year me car got nicked on the morning of @ianprowse.bsky.social big Xmas bash. This year it's in the bloody garage.

The guy's an absolute curse.

I've booked me train ticket though. Not missing this.
December 7, 2024 at 1:18 PM
First person to like this post wins the race!
December 1, 2024 at 4:05 PM
People often ask what's my favourite thing about being a genuine medical doctor.

I hate to give the obvious answer, but it genuinely is that I get to put my finger in loads of bumholes.

#medicine #nhs #doctors
November 25, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Delighted to announce my patented #bionicanus is receiving an upgrade!

New features include...

1. Precise Control of Continence

Adjustable tension and responsiveness to mimic natural sphincter function.

Advanced sensors to detect stool consistency and adjust accordingly (solid, liquid, or gas).
November 24, 2024 at 12:15 PM
My top 5 words for poo:

5: Sewer sausage
4: Bum dumpling
3: Brown trout
2: Crevice chutney
1: Backdoor parcel
November 21, 2024 at 3:53 PM
I visited a ladies loo on Saturday (upon invitation, I am a doctor).

I found it to be covered in pubes.
I keep seeing this reference to public bathrooms as women's "private spaces" and I just do not understand it. Strangers are strangers even when they're women! We're not communing in there for hours at a time, talking about perimenopause and who's getting divorced and shaving our legs.
November 21, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Looks like our bog after @richiesombrero.bsky.social has been for his morning slop.
A Meteor shower
November 21, 2024 at 3:36 PM
As a doctor I am easily able to afford even the most expensive of touring standup shows. I usually insist on paying over the asking price just to demonstrate my enormous wealth.
Comedy-goers: I’d like to hear what you think is a fair price for a touring standup show. Arts centre or smallish theatre. 90 mins with interval. It’s not just about me; you might not know I also help produce many other tours. Do share this around - it’s keenly debated, shall we say. Thank you!
November 21, 2024 at 3:35 PM