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Spawn of a Marx brother, fan of even “moderately successful comedians”; despiser of orange clowns
Spawn of a Marx brother, fan of even “moderately successful comedians”; despiser of orange clowns
May this become the scariest thing facing you.
November 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
May this become the scariest thing facing you.
from the cart that turns into a tank, if the smiling ice cream man wants it to.
October 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
from the cart that turns into a tank, if the smiling ice cream man wants it to.
Well maybe a meth lab … and maybe a black lab
August 31, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Well maybe a meth lab … and maybe a black lab
That happening haunts me still. What a better world it would have been. For one, Gore would never have gone to war in Iraq. Nor Afghanistan. This is my son. When the VP picked him up my kid my son clapped & yelled yay!!! He made Gore laugh.The harder Gore laughed, the more my son cheered.
August 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
That happening haunts me still. What a better world it would have been. For one, Gore would never have gone to war in Iraq. Nor Afghanistan. This is my son. When the VP picked him up my kid my son clapped & yelled yay!!! He made Gore laugh.The harder Gore laughed, the more my son cheered.
Backwardstep-ford wives …
May 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Backwardstep-ford wives …
Zoey rode shotgun, perched on the new IKEA pillow, better to see with. The view, music, cone from DQ—all perfect. Then? Explosive diarrhea! Her pillow caught most of it; it went straight to trash. She caught most of the rest, straight into a bath. The leftover? I’ll get it … tomorrow’s tomorrow …
May 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Zoey rode shotgun, perched on the new IKEA pillow, better to see with. The view, music, cone from DQ—all perfect. Then? Explosive diarrhea! Her pillow caught most of it; it went straight to trash. She caught most of the rest, straight into a bath. The leftover? I’ll get it … tomorrow’s tomorrow …
But with indomitable spirit
March 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
But with indomitable spirit
For Alan Hamilton
4/27/1978–3/5/2025
Born paralyzed from the chest down & severe cerebral palsy, a brain injury from hydrocephalus that couldn’t be resolved for 8 months … then hip damage from medical mistake; 55 back surgeries in an ultimately failed attempt to keep his spine from crushing him.
4/27/1978–3/5/2025
Born paralyzed from the chest down & severe cerebral palsy, a brain injury from hydrocephalus that couldn’t be resolved for 8 months … then hip damage from medical mistake; 55 back surgeries in an ultimately failed attempt to keep his spine from crushing him.
March 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
For Alan Hamilton
4/27/1978–3/5/2025
Born paralyzed from the chest down & severe cerebral palsy, a brain injury from hydrocephalus that couldn’t be resolved for 8 months … then hip damage from medical mistake; 55 back surgeries in an ultimately failed attempt to keep his spine from crushing him.
4/27/1978–3/5/2025
Born paralyzed from the chest down & severe cerebral palsy, a brain injury from hydrocephalus that couldn’t be resolved for 8 months … then hip damage from medical mistake; 55 back surgeries in an ultimately failed attempt to keep his spine from crushing him.
Wow on those winds you are experiencing. Those are definitely worse than here.
To warm you up, a painting my son did a few years ago:
To warm you up, a painting my son did a few years ago:
March 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Wow on those winds you are experiencing. Those are definitely worse than here.
To warm you up, a painting my son did a few years ago:
To warm you up, a painting my son did a few years ago:
I find myself wishing for the Dead Zone ending, where both Musk and Trump both try to use that X kid as a human shield. Nobody gets hurt, but finally the idiots’ blinders are off to their evilness.
February 15, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I find myself wishing for the Dead Zone ending, where both Musk and Trump both try to use that X kid as a human shield. Nobody gets hurt, but finally the idiots’ blinders are off to their evilness.
As the daughter of a step-great grandfather who lost both of his legs as a man in a steel mill — in an accident not his fault but because of unsafe conditions,
I heartily support OSHA.
He received nothing from the steel company and nothing from the government.
I heartily support OSHA.
He received nothing from the steel company and nothing from the government.
February 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
As the daughter of a step-great grandfather who lost both of his legs as a man in a steel mill — in an accident not his fault but because of unsafe conditions,
I heartily support OSHA.
He received nothing from the steel company and nothing from the government.
I heartily support OSHA.
He received nothing from the steel company and nothing from the government.
I discovered there is an Alt CDC.
And I got this sweetie to help me with my work.
And I got this sweetie to help me with my work.
February 9, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I discovered there is an Alt CDC.
And I got this sweetie to help me with my work.
And I got this sweetie to help me with my work.
I never knew my bio dad, but now I can see myself in my grown son.
January 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I never knew my bio dad, but now I can see myself in my grown son.
I am a furious mama grizzly right now. A young person I’ve felt like a mom to for over ten years is a trans man. Trump’s choice to limit our country to “two genders” goes completely against biology, humanity’s actual history, compassion, true common sense and Jesus’s primary commandment to us.
January 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I am a furious mama grizzly right now. A young person I’ve felt like a mom to for over ten years is a trans man. Trump’s choice to limit our country to “two genders” goes completely against biology, humanity’s actual history, compassion, true common sense and Jesus’s primary commandment to us.
TY! Here’s you w/ my son, then 12 in Sheboygan. Tonight in LA, he’s proposing to the person he’s been with since age 14, his transgender boyfriend, Joseph. They have taught me so much about love, loyalty, appreciating a partner for their spirit, to create together a great future for them & others🌈🌞🦋
January 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
TY! Here’s you w/ my son, then 12 in Sheboygan. Tonight in LA, he’s proposing to the person he’s been with since age 14, his transgender boyfriend, Joseph. They have taught me so much about love, loyalty, appreciating a partner for their spirit, to create together a great future for them & others🌈🌞🦋
In Sheboygan — 8 inches.
December 20, 2024 at 6:01 PM
In Sheboygan — 8 inches.