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FeePhiloFum.bsky.social
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Foot loose
Foot loose
One time my Foot came loose

Fell off
Got lost
Hope it did not tossed
June 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
A rock opera about trying and failing to write a rock opera based on real lived experience. Ill probably never finish it though
May 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Now introducing micro-transactions to my DnD games. For $1.99 I will describe you as wearing cool hat
April 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"You fools, all you've done is turn the Boston Harbor into a giant salty cup of tea!"
April 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
April 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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"What if the real clitoris is the friends we made along the way?" @feephilofum.bsky.social
March 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The leftist wants to give the squeaky wheel the oil. The authoritarian wants to give the nail that stands up the hammer. Chuck Schumer wants to oil the hammer
March 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I've invented a new drink. It's sour mash whiskey, artificial sweetner, and a dry organge peel. It's an old-fashioned but not at all what you want. I call it a Chuck Schumer
March 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Lies spread faster than the truth. Especially simple and convenient lies. Especially lies that promote fear and outrage.
March 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Quote of the day "When you hear someone say "We're in a ___________ crisis, the first thing you should ask is 'crisis for who?'"
March 4, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Leaf, Loaf, Lounge is the new Live, Laugh, Love.
March 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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scores of pissed off Mormon CIA agents who just got canned are ideologically cross-pollinating with platoons of fired trans FBI agents. we are on the verge of new types of politics our ancestors could only dream about
March 1, 2025 at 6:49 AM
There's been 565 episodes of Law and Order SVU. At some point we have to admit that not all the victims can be special
March 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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What’s one of the infinite combinations of words, numbers, symbols, and spaces someone can type here? Wrong answers only
February 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Eventually it becomes impossible not to notice that emperor has no clothes
February 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
February 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
February 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
My dice hate me tonight
February 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The local community theater is so oppressive. I'm getting absolutely no traction for my children's theater adaptation of The Cook the Thief His Wife and Her Lover
January 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
“There are decades where nothing happens, and there are weeks where decades happen.” - unknown
January 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Looking awkwardly around the nearly empty room. "Um hi... I'm sorry. Is this where the resistance orientation is?"
January 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM