Taco Bell dropped the Mountain Dew Baja Blast pie just in time for Thanksgiving. Ya know, in case you need to be a menace this year at the family dinner.

"What if the real clitoris is the friends we made along the way?" @feephilofum.bsky.social

I'll be honest, I love a little one piece/jumper moment, but only at home. I refuse to be so vulnerable as having to be totally naked in a public bathroom.

Oh no, I've forgotten how to interact with people both in person and online 🙃

Well said!

starting a dominatrix service where I come over to your house & close your 75+ browser tabs while you watch helplessly

Small gratitudes: frozen cotton candy grapes 😋

The new ass-ministration took no time to take down reproductiverights.gov, a website for women looking for healthcare resources.

Now, I'm not saying you should go to web.archive.org, search "reproductiverights.gov", download create backups of the resources for later distribution... *wink wink*