Matthew “fauxschizzle” Garcia-Dunn
@fauxschizzle.bsky.social
Writer, Lecturer, ADHD
Film: Screamboat (2025)
Games: Space Marine 2, Silent Hill, Midnight Suns, Free Fire, Dying Light 2, Sparkball, League of Legends, Wild Rift +
OG champ writer: Ekko, Kindred, Aurelion Sol, Ivern, Xayah, Ornn, Ezreal, Pyke, Neeko
Film: Screamboat (2025)
Games: Space Marine 2, Silent Hill, Midnight Suns, Free Fire, Dying Light 2, Sparkball, League of Legends, Wild Rift +
OG champ writer: Ekko, Kindred, Aurelion Sol, Ivern, Xayah, Ornn, Ezreal, Pyke, Neeko
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I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”
December 10, 2024 at 2:06 AM
I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”
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December 10, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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My (game) writing tip o' the day is
You gotta learn to love your own writing. No iffybuts. No doubtysads. Loved writing reads so much nicer
Plus. by loving your own writing, you'll be able to spot issues in your writing. After all, the first editor is you
Your work deserves love, whatever stage
You gotta learn to love your own writing. No iffybuts. No doubtysads. Loved writing reads so much nicer
Plus. by loving your own writing, you'll be able to spot issues in your writing. After all, the first editor is you
Your work deserves love, whatever stage
December 4, 2024 at 11:58 AM
My (game) writing tip o' the day is
You gotta learn to love your own writing. No iffybuts. No doubtysads. Loved writing reads so much nicer
Plus. by loving your own writing, you'll be able to spot issues in your writing. After all, the first editor is you
Your work deserves love, whatever stage
You gotta learn to love your own writing. No iffybuts. No doubtysads. Loved writing reads so much nicer
Plus. by loving your own writing, you'll be able to spot issues in your writing. After all, the first editor is you
Your work deserves love, whatever stage
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My thought for this Tuesday ☕️☕️☕️
December 3, 2024 at 10:47 AM
My thought for this Tuesday ☕️☕️☕️
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Did anyone else first see this on Clarissa Explains It All and pined over it the rest of their childhood
December 2, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Did anyone else first see this on Clarissa Explains It All and pined over it the rest of their childhood
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stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce
December 1, 2024 at 4:20 PM
stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce
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Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale
Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale
Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale
Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale
Broaden your horizons… you won't regret it.
Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale
Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale
Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale
Broaden your horizons… you won't regret it.
November 29, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale
Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale
Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale
Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale
Broaden your horizons… you won't regret it.
Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale
Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale
Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale
Broaden your horizons… you won't regret it.
I made some of these same jokes when I signed on to write Screamboat #horror #terrifier #screamboat
www.tmz.com/watch/2024-1...
www.tmz.com/watch/2024-1...
Pete Davidson and Colin Jost's Staten Island Ferry Used For 'Screamboat' Filming | TMZ TV
Pete Davidson and Colin Jost's decommissioned Staten Island Ferry is going Hollywood ... 'cause their boat is featured in an upcoming horror movie about Steamboat Willie.
www.tmz.com
November 29, 2024 at 11:54 PM
I made some of these same jokes when I signed on to write Screamboat #horror #terrifier #screamboat
www.tmz.com/watch/2024-1...
www.tmz.com/watch/2024-1...
I want to write for SNL, but I refuse to work nights
November 28, 2024 at 3:48 PM
I want to write for SNL, but I refuse to work nights
youtu.be/FtEpp9lkfxA
9 years ago, we released #Ekko and now he’s in #Arcane
Still floored.
Still grateful.
Still proud of this piece.
9 years ago, we released #Ekko and now he’s in #Arcane
Still floored.
Still grateful.
Still proud of this piece.
Ekko: Seconds | New Champion Teaser - League of Legends
YouTube video by League of Legends
youtu.be
November 26, 2024 at 7:57 PM
youtu.be/FtEpp9lkfxA
9 years ago, we released #Ekko and now he’s in #Arcane
Still floored.
Still grateful.
Still proud of this piece.
9 years ago, we released #Ekko and now he’s in #Arcane
Still floored.
Still grateful.
Still proud of this piece.
Game writers: love bark sheets. Love them. They are so much fun to write.
“No small parts, only small actors”— applies to writing, too
“No small parts, only small actors”— applies to writing, too
November 26, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Game writers: love bark sheets. Love them. They are so much fun to write.
“No small parts, only small actors”— applies to writing, too
“No small parts, only small actors”— applies to writing, too
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"Ai is coming for your jobs". I'd like to see ai take a southwest flight with 3 layovers to open for hoobastank at a county fair
August 13, 2024 at 11:05 PM
"Ai is coming for your jobs". I'd like to see ai take a southwest flight with 3 layovers to open for hoobastank at a county fair
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People are like "there are no right wingers on blue sky" and i don't get it there are plenty of liberals on here
November 24, 2024 at 2:20 AM
People are like "there are no right wingers on blue sky" and i don't get it there are plenty of liberals on here
Hello, fresh algorithm. Let’s try something new this time.
Immediately likes a screenwriting post.
Dammit.
Immediately likes a screenwriting post.
Dammit.
November 16, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Hello, fresh algorithm. Let’s try something new this time.
Immediately likes a screenwriting post.
Dammit.
Immediately likes a screenwriting post.
Dammit.