Death by stoning...?

Aha, nice! My main concern (having missed the boat on the original show) was the prospect of booking London tickets for the second show only to miss you by a day. Now you've got me thinking I could also be a little more adventurous. Hmmm.

What has this approach landed you with ticket-wise?

I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke.

IG bscomedian

I hate to be that guy... no, OK, I'll rephrase:

I hate to be that guy when the recipient is someone I *like* 😇, but anyway: Praia 🇨🇻

It's always the ones you least expect

"no, but you see, it does over half the work for you! over half! you just need to fix the other half yourself"

"yes but how do i know which half needs to be fixed, Microsoft"

":D"

"how am i supposed to know which half needs to be fixed without doing the entire thing myself, Microsoft"

":D :D :D"

Makes me think of this frankly heroic drink description from a Lewisham Turkish restaurant menu (of course I ordered it)