Martin Faulkner
@faulknmd.bsky.social
Peterborough via Newcastle, Hamburg and Lewisham. Linguist, parkrunner (A1088564), LLama (FaulknerM), Eurovision nostalgist, random chef, bedroom musician. Also posts from escgo.bsky.social. He/him.
I mean, obviously
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I mean, obviously
Makes me think of this frankly heroic drink description from a Lewisham Turkish restaurant menu (of course I ordered it)
September 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Makes me think of this frankly heroic drink description from a Lewisham Turkish restaurant menu (of course I ordered it)
I won't give them the click but I assume this is a one-word, two-letter article
August 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I won't give them the click but I assume this is a one-word, two-letter article
Not necessarily my area of expertise, but I thought clickbait was supposed to make you... *want* to click it
August 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Not necessarily my area of expertise, but I thought clickbait was supposed to make you... *want* to click it
Some pleasing symmetry in the UK singles chart history for artists named Tommy C*
June 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Some pleasing symmetry in the UK singles chart history for artists named Tommy C*
Me in the national security team group chat.
March 25, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Me in the national security team group chat.
I've had some niche cashback offers on Monzo before, but this one is particularly specific...
March 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I've had some niche cashback offers on Monzo before, but this one is particularly specific...
🎶 This pope, this pope
Unpopeable 🎶
Unpopeable 🎶
February 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
🎶 This pope, this pope
Unpopeable 🎶
Unpopeable 🎶
Assuming this trajectory continues, I should break the 5k world record some time around June 2026. You're all invited to the parkrun café for cake.
February 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Assuming this trajectory continues, I should break the 5k world record some time around June 2026. You're all invited to the parkrun café for cake.
Monster's job alerts for "German" hitting the spot as always
January 27, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Monster's job alerts for "German" hitting the spot as always
Currently snacking on these (courtesy of Søstrene Grene). Mildly surreal experience, would recommend
January 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Currently snacking on these (courtesy of Søstrene Grene). Mildly surreal experience, would recommend
In which Woodston Library makes it into the hallowed pages of Private Eye!
December 18, 2024 at 6:24 PM
In which Woodston Library makes it into the hallowed pages of Private Eye!
How about the Icelandic tradition of actually using the Icelandic alphabet?
December 3, 2024 at 9:18 AM
How about the Icelandic tradition of actually using the Icelandic alphabet?
"Everything families need. ENVY." is a weirdly discombobulating thing to see on the side of an HP printer box
November 29, 2024 at 12:34 PM
"Everything families need. ENVY." is a weirdly discombobulating thing to see on the side of an HP printer box
Whatever gets you through the dark winter months, I suppose
November 26, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Whatever gets you through the dark winter months, I suppose
Post a pic YOU took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
November 15, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Post a pic YOU took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline