hark tuah, hear the angels sing on that thang

one day i will make a mom joke so tacky that They kill me

greetings from. oil painting on paper

buying video games to fill up your steam library is a different hobby to actually playing the games lol

At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix

it’s still crazy to me that matt gaetz using venmo sent money to 16 year olds with messages like “for being awesome” and “just cause” like holy shit

Dying Relative Sent Quick ‘How You Holding Up?’ Text

i genuinely love that best plan rightwingers can come up with for the future is to create the largest unemployment crisis since the great depression

horror movies that rely on building layers of the plot rather than relying on jump scares >>>>