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An ever-green
A slogan created via the Mamdani sign generator in the quoted post, in the style of the Mamdani campaign posters. This one reads "Cunts are still running the world."
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Post your loot drop
Video game screenshot from Divinity:Original Sin of an in-game item with the description "Panties. It smells like this particular pair missed more than one laundry day..."
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Simpsons still as Lisa sings a protest song lyric "So we'll march day and night by the big cooling tower..."
October 22, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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... despite doctors repeatedly asking her to stop. "Where did she even get the second clarinet from?" asked one surgeon after confiscating the original instrument.
BBC news headline which reads "Woman with Parkinson's plays clarinet during brain surgery"
October 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Promo for a TV show "Sailing the Shipping Forecast with The Rev Richard Coles" Alan Partridge pitches show ideas, resorting in desperation to "Monkey Tennis?"
October 21, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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One of the earliest box sets I ever made a point of buying, though I probably haven't watched it in 20 years though. It was properly cool that it even got made at the time. "PC screensaver" as the prime special feature really dates it.
The Ultraviolet dvd box set cover. It has face pics of the four main cast with a purple colour wash.
October 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Counting is hard
October 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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The convertible spine does seem to be a feature rather than a bug in that game.
My character in the new skate video game who has taken a tumble and now has their torso/head facing in the opposite direction to their legs and feet.
September 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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That is... that is not how you spell the name Judy, Wylde Flower (the game) makers.
Screen grab from the game Wylde Flowers, specifically of the name card for a lamb I just adopted in game. When said out loud in-game, the name I chose was "Judy", however, the game has spelled that J E W E D Y.
September 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Look, I don't want to be accused of doom mongering

but I have just forged this mask and sewn a green cape.
Doctor Doom's iron mask.
September 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Barely related but any excuse, eh?
A four panel comic. Panel one: A homecoming dance stage with a bucket of blood balanced on the scaffolding above it. Panel two: A watermelon is crowned homecoming queen wearing an ice-blue tiara. Panel three: The blood from the bucket pours down over the watermelon. Panel four: The watermelon now has eyes, glowing red and is surrounded by a fiery aura. Title: I Carried a watermelon
September 10, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Hi, Lego.
The answer is 40490.
The bit of the box for the Lego Disney castle set that shows the set identifier number and the set age rating. The age rating is "twelve plus" so I've interpreted that as the first half of a sum.
September 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Psycho Goreman's Modern Life is Goodish.

Is that anything?
The poster for a movie called Psycho Goreman, featuring the title character, a chitinous humanoid alien character, who is dark blue/purple in colour and moist looking with bony protrusions and glowing red eyes. And whose name sounds a bit like Dave Gorman's name "Dave Gorman."
September 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Salford council's participation in the current flag shagging hysteria is to fly the union flag at half mast. Not entirely clear what they're going for but I kinda feel it.
A row of tall, road-side lamp posts along a city street each with a union jack flag hoisted slightly less than half-way up them. More half-mast union flags on city lamp posts pictured alongside a heavily graffitied wall, looking towards a road bridge over a river.
September 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Well I'm watching but not everybody has taken interest
August 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Urban birb. Birban.

Wish we coulda got that close though, very cool.
Photograph of canal water in front of a red brick office building. In the foreground is a canada goose and further back, just in front of the building, a grey heron is standing in the shallow water.
August 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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George Bush meme "A second contestant has been edited out after Gregg Wallace scandal"
August 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Thanks, I've just had it waxed.
A box of "Neat fufu", which is actually a flour made from plantains.
August 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/wizard/
A four panel comic by Poor Drawn Lines: Panel one - a woman and a man are looking at a grey cat in a wizard's robe and hat with a white beard. The man says "This wizard showed up at my house yesterday." Panel two - The woman asks "Isn't that one of your cats?" Panel three - The man shows her a photograph, saying "No, look." Panel four - The photograph, which shows two cats, an orange one and a grey one wearing a baseball cap and a dark beard. The man continues "The hat and beard are different."
August 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you.
A line drawn cartoon of the chuckle brothers dressed in costumes worn by artists on the eurovision song contest.
August 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Yes, won't that be fun, thanks Google photos.
A photo I took of the stitches in my chin after having a biopsy taken, which Google photos has highlighted with "Revisit the moment"
July 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Which part of the ocean does Captain Birdseye catch these in, do you reckon?
A bag of Birdseye frozen peas.
July 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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It might be because I just woke up from a confusing dream set in a flat roofed pub getting annoyed at electronic darts that, in retrospect, were just fountain pens, but this headline is nonsense, right?
Headline: "Hot weather maps show exact date 28C best bakes England - full list of hottest counties" Daily Express
July 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Google trends graph showing that people suddenly started googling "Chess pie" today.
July 22, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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Couple of tubs of heart attack, ready for a better behaved toad than this one, who will have slept and washed the dishes first.
The cooling queso portioned into a couple of tubs ready to be chilled and reheated later.
July 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM