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Necrocheeks
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Lover of Girlfriend, Farter of balls
PM me if u want to say mean words to each other in all caps
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The way she tells me she yearns for me is how I know we locked in 🔒
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referring to the california roll as the gavin newsom roll and some dude throws a rock at my head
December 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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she fry my shrimp 🦐 til i tempura 😩🤤 🍤💦
December 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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The Pharloom's Champion poster, by @toniinfante.bsky.social

Part of our first wave of Hollow Knight: Silksong merch: www.fangamer.com/collections/...
December 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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A heart’s a heavy burden
December 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
December 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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oh damn
Mid-afternoon update at Snoqualmie Falls. Water levels are currently at 19.4 feet, nearly a foot and a half higher than yesterday!

Tomorrow morning it will make a run at the all-time record water level #wawx
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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also
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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i love him. it’s so sad that vegans see this and say “he looks delicious”. how can you eat such a small helpless creature?
here is a small mushroom I met today
December 10, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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Corporations don't give you free stuff for naming your child after them anymore. Netflix would be a beautiful name for a baby girl but they don't respond to my emails.
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Me n her
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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What’s the word for when something is really so absurd you chuckle a bit but you’re still mad enough to tell somebody they should kill themselves
December 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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the phrase "put 'er there, pal!" implies the hand is a girl
December 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Open the fucking schools
Nazis were not fascist. Fascism was used by Mussolini not hitler
December 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Mildly related to the previous repost:

I was wearing one of my Jaws t-shirts at work yesterday and I brought up to a guy that I don't like sharks and he said "why?" and just I looked at him like
December 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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i maintain that this is still the funniest caption ever put on a photo
December 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Bush makes everything better
December 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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*A few moments later*
December 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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tirisfal is so special
December 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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three siblings
March 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM