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Our president drowned a baby in lake Michigan
December 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Our president drowned a baby in lake Michigan
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December 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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jimmy fallon has a knack for embracing scams
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
jimmy fallon has a knack for embracing scams
Bluesky is a lot like Twitter in that your constantly have to lead a horse to water and wipe their ass while you’re at it.
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Bluesky is a lot like Twitter in that your constantly have to lead a horse to water and wipe their ass while you’re at it.
“Whataboutism” was coined when race mixing and desegregation was considered a communist plot.
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
“Whataboutism” was coined when race mixing and desegregation was considered a communist plot.
What fucking dignity?
The worst part about the boat strikes - regardless of who ordered what and besides the ultimate tragedy of lives lost - is they’re forever a stain on the professionalism and dignity of the United States military.
They’re an insult to every American who ever sacrificed to do the right thing.
They’re an insult to every American who ever sacrificed to do the right thing.
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
What fucking dignity?
The biggest issue Democrats have when it comes to bringing people into the party on the basis of Trumps criminality is the clear double standard applied to the crimes of liberal darlings. Once he’s out of office Democrats are simply going to move on.
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The biggest issue Democrats have when it comes to bringing people into the party on the basis of Trumps criminality is the clear double standard applied to the crimes of liberal darlings. Once he’s out of office Democrats are simply going to move on.
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Twitter
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Twitter
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Look at my resistance dawg 😭
In California, protesters bought 79-cent ice scrapers and returned them on the spot as a symbolic statement.
November 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Look at my resistance dawg 😭
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How is it "infinitely" preferable to bomb LGBT people in the global south with a rainbow decorated instrument of imperial power projection, come on, going this hard against this joke is really outing yourself as a ghoul that will support the death of anyone as long as the establishment smiles at you
I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
How is it "infinitely" preferable to bomb LGBT people in the global south with a rainbow decorated instrument of imperial power projection, come on, going this hard against this joke is really outing yourself as a ghoul that will support the death of anyone as long as the establishment smiles at you
“I can’t believe no one stood up for her”
I can. Western reporters are conditioned to be passive. Trumps misogyny is old news, don’t let it dominate the cycle.
I can. Western reporters are conditioned to be passive. Trumps misogyny is old news, don’t let it dominate the cycle.
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
“I can’t believe no one stood up for her”
I can. Western reporters are conditioned to be passive. Trumps misogyny is old news, don’t let it dominate the cycle.
I can. Western reporters are conditioned to be passive. Trumps misogyny is old news, don’t let it dominate the cycle.
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#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy
An ICE Agent was BUSTED by Bloomington Police in "Operation Creep" trying to solicit sex from a minor. When arrested, he said "I'm ICE, boys."
That #FuckICE Agent is toast.
An ICE Agent was BUSTED by Bloomington Police in "Operation Creep" trying to solicit sex from a minor. When arrested, he said "I'm ICE, boys."
That #FuckICE Agent is toast.
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy
An ICE Agent was BUSTED by Bloomington Police in "Operation Creep" trying to solicit sex from a minor. When arrested, he said "I'm ICE, boys."
That #FuckICE Agent is toast.
An ICE Agent was BUSTED by Bloomington Police in "Operation Creep" trying to solicit sex from a minor. When arrested, he said "I'm ICE, boys."
That #FuckICE Agent is toast.
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The Holodomor is a Nazi invention and sustained through Nazi propaganda and institutional infiltration by OUN Banderites. If someone says it's real or tries to use moral outrage over it you can just hit their file with a stamp and send them out for a few weeks of disinformation decontamination.
March 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The Holodomor is a Nazi invention and sustained through Nazi propaganda and institutional infiltration by OUN Banderites. If someone says it's real or tries to use moral outrage over it you can just hit their file with a stamp and send them out for a few weeks of disinformation decontamination.
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So the federal government is fighting a global war on Antifa in defense of western civilization (their words). Seems like something the major media might want to look into or mention at all
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
So the federal government is fighting a global war on Antifa in defense of western civilization (their words). Seems like something the major media might want to look into or mention at all
I’m making fun of you you dumb bitch
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’m making fun of you you dumb bitch
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Remember this
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Remember this
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Trump slaps Antifa with its first-ever foreign terror label, in move that explicitly cites NSPM-7.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trump-slap...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trump-slap...
Trump Slaps Antifa With First-Ever Foreign Terror Label
Move cites NSPM-7, saying four European Antifa groups espoused "anti-Christianity," "anti-capitalism," and "anti-Americanism"
www.kenklippenstein.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Trump slaps Antifa with its first-ever foreign terror label, in move that explicitly cites NSPM-7.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trump-slap...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trump-slap...
Can we get a mf struggle session up in here?
Show trials would fix me.
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Can we get a mf struggle session up in here?
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ok i lied one more doodle before bed
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
ok i lied one more doodle before bed
If you’re an Air Traffic Controller who’s still going into work you’re a dumbass.
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
If you’re an Air Traffic Controller who’s still going into work you’re a dumbass.
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Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/