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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Garfield scratches Jon across the face and thinks "get ducked, Jon." Liz asks "Garfield gives you so much shit, Jon. Why do you tolerate it?" We zoom 10,000 times into Jon's brain to reveal that it is infested with Toxoplasma Garfii, a viral infection that has Garfield's face on it.
October 10, 2024 at 1:59 PM
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admiralwonderboat.bsky.social
made it
A man is walking forward: "Just gotta make it through today..." Now he is middle-aged: "Just gotta make it through today..." Now he is a senior: "Just gotta make it through today..." Now he is in front of the grim reaper who says "You made it!"
October 3, 2024 at 2:12 PM
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September 13, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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tommysiegel.bsky.social
…it’s that easy!
September 8, 2024 at 2:53 PM