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@farnaby.xyz
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I talk about stuff. A lot of it is nonsense. Lets get weird.

male model and aspiring himbo. He/him
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For those wondering about win thresholds:
vote.minneapolismn.gov/ranked-choic...
The number of seats in a race determines the threshold of votes needed to win. Number of Seats Office Votes Needed 1 seat Mayor, City Council Member, Park Board District Commissioner 50% plus one 2 seats At-Large Board of Estimate and Taxation 33⅓% plus one 3 seats At-Large Park Board Commissioners 25% plus one Here is the formula that decides the thresholds: Number of ballots cast for office / Number of seats+ 1 = Threshold + 1
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Proud to have voted for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social to be the next mayor of Minneapolis!
An I voted sticker
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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I heard #flannelforearmfriday is a thing?
A white guys chestal region wearing a green and grey plaid flannel shirt. The top button is exposed showing some hair and you can see facial hair on his chin but nothing above that. His left arm is in view with the sleeve rolled up and he is wearing a watch.
October 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Attended a meeting with my VP like this.
A person taking a selfie completely obscured by a Snorlax onesie.
October 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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That's uptown Sam. Its all uptown. All of it.
A picture of the globe circled in red with the word "Uptown?" Next to it.
October 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Thanks to this post my @sorenwithward8.bsky.social has some new company
A Soren yard sign next to a sign reminding people to rank Omar Fateh, Dewayne Davis, and jazz Hampton in the Minneapolis election on 11/4
October 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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We will find out in a few minutes.
Butter chicken with peppers and onion on a bed of rice, served on a grey plate.
October 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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I'll be honest, I didn't think "MN jacks" would be an axe throwing org of all things.
A flyer for axe throwing at trove brewing run by MN Jacks
September 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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I'm not going to tell people if I win the lotto but there will be signs.
A man who appears to be sleeping well.
September 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Julia stiles, best known for playing Erica Dansby in the TV show Ghostwriter.
A young Julia Stiles
September 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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This thing is still so much fun.
A green and black all city zig zag bicycle leaning against a rock wall. Behind it is Minniehaha falls.
September 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I had a whole discussion at work recently about "side of desk work" vs "work" and my argument was that if we are working it's all work. Management doesn't get to pretend that some of it doesn't count just because they want to.
Anime picture with the text "don't be silly. Work is work."
September 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Hard Mode Quiz!

If you were a NON-LEGENDARY creature, which would you beasy. One of the only cards I still own.
Nettling imp, a black creature costing two generic and one black. Its a 1/1 that can force non wall creatures to attack if they weren't summoned that turn otherwise they are destroyed. The picture is an imp looking gleeful on a book.
August 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Nice nice
Screenshot saying "win streak: 6969" new record
August 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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I'm not vegan but that doesn't stop me from eating vegan food. There are some pretty good looking recipes in this book I pulled out of a little free library
The cover of a cookbook titled "Afro-vegan" on the cover are two dishes, Texas caviar & veggie kebobs, above a picture of the author, a dapper black man in a white hat and light blue shirt. His name is Bryant Terry.
August 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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They did get the punisher right though.
The punisher wearing a swim suit that is just his skull logo and a waistband. He is otherwise nude save for his sunglasses. He is holding a ball above his head and is at a beach.
August 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Turns out it's even compatible with Android!
A white man's wrist adorned with a black mechanical watch branded android.
August 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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The worm giving a tell all later.

(Don't do this sort of thing)
Heidi klum in her worm costume lying on the ground gibing an interview
August 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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The only thing I bought at the powderhorn art fair but it does speak to me.
Framed digital print featuring a blue bicycle and a yellow bicycle overlapping but separate with the text "cycling is oxygen for the soul" beneath
August 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Let's throw some ice in and find out!
An inflated pool thing filled with water on Ikea outdoor flooring.
August 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Zuckerberg says people without AI glasses will be at a disadvantage in the future
Screenshot from star trek tng episode "the game" where people are wearing weird eye things that let them play the stupid addictive game.
July 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Make it a double.
A gin and tonic in a pint glass on an upturned barrel.
July 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Quote post your All-City bikes!

Here’s my All-City Zig Zag.
An all city zig zag with a green and black paint job leaning against a bench on the sabo bridge. In the background is downtown Minneapolis.
July 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Yet my, objectively correct, map did not.
The globe circled in red with the word "uptown?" Next to it.
July 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Proof of life. And life giving.
An orange gravel bike leaning against a stone wall. Behind it are trees and a waterfall.
July 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM