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farewellmagpie.bsky.social
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she/her. no minors, 25⬆️ only, thanks. fandom, fic writing, video games and craft. 💤🏳️‍🌈🔞

ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/farewellmagpie/
Honestly, it took me so long to try Silksong bc I hate being bad at hard games 🤷‍♀️

"But Renne, didn't you platinum Bloodborne & 100% the DLC?"

Yes! And I hated every moment of it! I was obsessed with it when I wasn't playing but when I was I HATED it. I kept asking myself why I was even doing it!
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
finally started silksong & i already feel so much more competent at it than hollow knight which i bounced off multiple times... & yes even with that i bought skong bc supporting aussie devs (also $30 AUD. absolutely worth anyway for how much joy i have gotten out of watching others playing it lmao)
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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【The Beginning】

#NeuviFuri #ヌヴィフリ
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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What's that cute dance supposed to be, Karlach?
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Karmelita #silksong
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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whoops, wrong spouse #eldenring
September 4, 2024 at 9:24 PM
oh fuck i was looking for a good gif of sunday's ult and i found one where someone's put him into cyrene's animations and it's of the weird-ass wedding ring kiss part.

10/10, no notes
a cartoon character is holding a purple object in his hand .
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a purple object in his hand .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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and so by grace
furina/neuvillette, 3337 words
archiveofourown.org/works/74435816

happy* 2 years divorceaversary neuvifuri!

(*for given values of "happy")

#neuvifuri #focallette
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I don't think people understand how good comments make writers feel. They make it all feel worth it, they make me want to write more!!

I WANT TO PRINT THEM OUT AND EAT THEM!!!

AND I WILL READ THEM A MILLION TIMES FOR A LITTLE SEROTONIN BOOST BEFORE I EVEN GET AROUND TO REPLYING.
November 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
and so by grace
furina/neuvillette, 3337 words
archiveofourown.org/works/74435816

happy* 2 years divorceaversary neuvifuri!

(*for given values of "happy")

#neuvifuri #focallette
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 AM
aggressively shakes my music app until a title for the divorceaversary fic falls out
November 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Thinking about how that soggy dragon would gargle water from the Fountain of Lucine, but conveniently didn't at any time when you could hear the sound of Furi weeping in it smdh
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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イベント後の燃え尽感が強いけど2月の申し込みのためにこれ仕上げんとね…
November 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
changing the publication date on years old fic without any update reason so it will appear as new in the tag will never not be weirdo behaviour to me
November 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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【Don't get cold all of a sudden】

#ヌヴィフリ #NeuviFuri
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Having fun with #laufer 🫣 #lauma #nefer #jahoda
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM