professional fake relationship enjoyer
@farewellmagpie.bsky.social
she/her. no minors, 25⬆️ only, thanks. fandom, fic writing, video games and craft. 💤🏳️🌈🔞
ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/farewellmagpie/
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and so by grace
furina/neuvillette, 3337 words
archiveofourown.org/works/74435816
happy* 2 years divorceaversary neuvifuri!
(*for given values of "happy")
#neuvifuri #focallette
furina/neuvillette, 3337 words
archiveofourown.org/works/74435816
happy* 2 years divorceaversary neuvifuri!
(*for given values of "happy")
#neuvifuri #focallette
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 AM
and so by grace
furina/neuvillette, 3337 words
archiveofourown.org/works/74435816
happy* 2 years divorceaversary neuvifuri!
(*for given values of "happy")
#neuvifuri #focallette
furina/neuvillette, 3337 words
archiveofourown.org/works/74435816
happy* 2 years divorceaversary neuvifuri!
(*for given values of "happy")
#neuvifuri #focallette
It's funny because I saw this the other day and "broken many of their friends and mutuals boundaries" sends me, babies are incapable of managing the things they see, be better than babies ffs people
November 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It's funny because I saw this the other day and "broken many of their friends and mutuals boundaries" sends me, babies are incapable of managing the things they see, be better than babies ffs people
in the universe where this happens, that's my wife, hertatomb
November 5, 2025 at 7:50 AM
in the universe where this happens, that's my wife, hertatomb
The way he closes his eyes on her here and in the trial
November 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The way he closes his eyes on her here and in the trial
actual lmao
November 2, 2025 at 10:53 AM
actual lmao
October 27, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I hate his current version, this normal one is nice and before he got fleshy again absolutely slapped like look at him, he just looks like edgelord cosplay now
October 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I hate his current version, this normal one is nice and before he got fleshy again absolutely slapped like look at him, he just looks like edgelord cosplay now
I don't usually beat floor 12 of the spiral abyss but when I do it's using bloom/freeze
October 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I don't usually beat floor 12 of the spiral abyss but when I do it's using bloom/freeze
Lmaooooo sometimes I end up over there rubber necking at the draaaama bc stuff you post and this destroyed me
October 22, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Lmaooooo sometimes I end up over there rubber necking at the draaaama bc stuff you post and this destroyed me
i could post 50 or 100 of these but you KNOW the vast majority of these "it only takes a couple of seconds to tag!!!" people also do not even comment on fic
October 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
i could post 50 or 100 of these but you KNOW the vast majority of these "it only takes a couple of seconds to tag!!!" people also do not even comment on fic
went over to the shithole to see if there was anything new going on in the top/bottom tagging discourse wars or if it was the same thing as every other time (it is, it always is) and this attitude always kills me.
who is even "scamming" or "tricking" people into reading their fic?
who is even "scamming" or "tricking" people into reading their fic?
October 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
went over to the shithole to see if there was anything new going on in the top/bottom tagging discourse wars or if it was the same thing as every other time (it is, it always is) and this attitude always kills me.
who is even "scamming" or "tricking" people into reading their fic?
who is even "scamming" or "tricking" people into reading their fic?
The only acceptable cake is an extremely poorly made, almost unidentifiable one baked by a silly besotted lizard!!! Happy birthday, Furi~ 💙
October 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The only acceptable cake is an extremely poorly made, almost unidentifiable one baked by a silly besotted lizard!!! Happy birthday, Furi~ 💙
i was going to say 'they know who they are' but they don't!! they literally think headcanons = canon!
October 6, 2025 at 9:24 AM
i was going to say 'they know who they are' but they don't!! they literally think headcanons = canon!
Oh lmaoooooo you can't even joke about this shit 😂
October 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Oh lmaoooooo you can't even joke about this shit 😂
The fic that never ends, hot off the presses from yesterday's writing: more fake relationship #neuvifuri
October 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The fic that never ends, hot off the presses from yesterday's writing: more fake relationship #neuvifuri
🥹
September 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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This Etsy error screen cracks me up every single time
September 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This Etsy error screen cracks me up every single time
steam being particularly edgy
September 19, 2025 at 10:11 AM
steam being particularly edgy
Here look you get multiple because I said so 🤭
September 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Here look you get multiple because I said so 🤭
oh lol i forgot this was a thing. i guess i should find some books to fill in the gap between 1660 and 1960 lmao
September 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
oh lol i forgot this was a thing. i guess i should find some books to fill in the gap between 1660 and 1960 lmao
australian gets the most australian answer
September 3, 2025 at 8:34 AM
australian gets the most australian answer
Not sure this will come to anything but I was very tickled by the idea of Furi essentially needing to pry Neuv off when all the orgasms become Too Much.
Investing in a crowbar for the bedroom. 🤭
Investing in a crowbar for the bedroom. 🤭
September 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Not sure this will come to anything but I was very tickled by the idea of Furi essentially needing to pry Neuv off when all the orgasms become Too Much.
Investing in a crowbar for the bedroom. 🤭
Investing in a crowbar for the bedroom. 🤭
neuvilIette in every fic i write
August 31, 2025 at 9:58 AM
neuvilIette in every fic i write