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Carey
@fangirlmom.bsky.social
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Just your average Josephine. Wanna be witty, srsly irreverent. Life is too short to be too serious! Happily married, occasionally NSFW, 18+ only. She/her.
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The part of The Hub’s ADHD that leaves *something* undone on Every Single Project may be the thing that finally drives me over the edge 😩
September 30, 2023 at 3:18 PM
fangirlmom.bsky.social
I miss the m/m romance authors I followed on “the other place 👺🔥”. I feel like if I could find one then I could find all the rest…
September 28, 2023 at 4:59 PM
fangirlmom.bsky.social
When you have the zoomies at midnight morning comes early
September 28, 2023 at 12:22 PM
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Just want you guys to know that right now there's a truly INCREDIBLE thread on Twitter that is causing a bunch of 29-year-olds with undiagnosed anxiety disorders to reveal to the world that they believe they are secretly John Wick
Screenshot of a tweet by @BardVorpal reading "Question for men: My mom, who has been married to my dad for over thirty years, just found out that my dad constantly scans for, assesses, and plans for possible threats Menfolk, do all of you do this?" Screenshot of a tweet by @Misterdpriley reading Me walking into a building: Thinking "Entrance now behind me, seven potentially hostile males. Three potentially hostile females. Emergency exit to the left. Righthand corner is defensible. Stairs going up, dangerous high-ground position. Adjust defensible area." My daughter: Thinking ~Today is the greatest... day there ever was!~ Me: "Pay attention." Her: "Exit behind and to the left. Watch the stairs." Me: "Good girl." Her: *Goes back to thinking song lyrics carefree* Me: Thinking "If a riot breaks out, I have to take this guy out first with that ficus pot. He seems the strongest." Screenshot of a tweet by @NobleQAli reading "Me (sitting down in a coffee shop): - Only sit when facing the doors - Sit at least one row away from the window - Assess the height, build, and posture of every male - Use fork with the right hand, in case the fork becomes a stabbing implement - Hot coffee is also a weapon" Screenshot of a tweet by @gr33nhatt3r reading "Yes. Subconsciously I am always scanning and often become aware of it because I start to think other people around who see me might think I'm up to no good. I'll be walking my dogs looking over my right shoulder, left shoulder, behind me, always scanning my surroundings. Situational awareness in transitional spaces is a MUST! This is just innate in males, as they are physically stronger compared to (most) females. It's just bred into us to be the protector of ourselves, our family and our community."
September 26, 2023 at 9:04 PM
fangirlmom.bsky.social
I deleted my twitter so I guess I’m committed to setting this thing up now 🤷🏻‍♀️
September 26, 2023 at 2:51 AM
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/honk
randomportion.bsky.social turduckjen @randomportion.bsky.social · Jul 19
/honk
darthbluesky.bsky.social darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · Jul 19
just a reminder that if u post /honk a fuckin goose shows up in your replies
July 22, 2023 at 12:10 AM
fangirlmom.bsky.social
That’s a good looking Dog… #Bob
July 16, 2023 at 9:22 PM