Nate
@falafelbandit.bsky.social
Fueled by gangsta rap, alt rock, and funk.
Neurodiagnostic Technologist to fund bad habits.
Neurodiagnostic Technologist to fund bad habits.
December 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Told him we were gonna watch “Bluey”…
October 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Told him we were gonna watch “Bluey”…
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My favorite work e-mail is a response that fails to answer any of my 4 questions, but clearly took several hours of effort to be useless.
June 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My favorite work e-mail is a response that fails to answer any of my 4 questions, but clearly took several hours of effort to be useless.
Took the toddler out to look for toads last night… found a few, as well as the disembodied heads of 3 chipmunks… solid work Miss murder-mittens. 🐈⬛
June 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Took the toddler out to look for toads last night… found a few, as well as the disembodied heads of 3 chipmunks… solid work Miss murder-mittens. 🐈⬛
My 6yo patient told me yesterday his favorite dinosaur was a “Lobsteraptor”… using AI for good..
June 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My 6yo patient told me yesterday his favorite dinosaur was a “Lobsteraptor”… using AI for good..
Thoughts and prayers for the Easter Bunny’s poor little cloaca…
April 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Thoughts and prayers for the Easter Bunny’s poor little cloaca…
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Who benefits from an economic crisis? Trump does. He declares an economic emergency—then manufactures one—which allows him to expand his power. Under the National Emergencies Act (NEA), the president can unlock more than 120 special statutory powers. No wonder he was just out golfing—crisis pays.
April 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Who benefits from an economic crisis? Trump does. He declares an economic emergency—then manufactures one—which allows him to expand his power. Under the National Emergencies Act (NEA), the president can unlock more than 120 special statutory powers. No wonder he was just out golfing—crisis pays.
Power is out for the 8th time in the past 24 hours. Guess I’m gonna have to resort to instant coffee this morning…
March 31, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Power is out for the 8th time in the past 24 hours. Guess I’m gonna have to resort to instant coffee this morning…
No lies detected
March 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
No lies detected
According to my toddler I have a belly “butt-hole”…. And, well, he’s not wrong.
March 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
According to my toddler I have a belly “butt-hole”…. And, well, he’s not wrong.
It’s fucking bribery and election interference.
He then deleted the post as it has gotten a lot of negative coverage in the media
March 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It’s fucking bribery and election interference.
I’m keeping this bad boy in the chamber for when the IS team tells me to change my pw… again…
March 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I’m keeping this bad boy in the chamber for when the IS team tells me to change my pw… again…
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without encouraging any theorizing beyond the evidence available this is a story people should keep an eye on
It never got a lot of attention, but Aber put a WHOLE LOT of child predators w/ties to law enforcement in prison.
www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/f...
www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/f...
Former US attorney for Eastern District of Virginia Jessica Aber found dead at 43
Jessica Aber, former U.S. attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia (EDVA), was found dead Saturday morning, the Alexandria Police Department said. She was 43 years old. The cause and circumstance...
www.nbcwashington.com
March 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
without encouraging any theorizing beyond the evidence available this is a story people should keep an eye on
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folks really need to accept that "lawful" and "lawless" don't matter, what matters is being able to marshal and deploy force (force of capital, the force of arms, the force of a crowd...) none of the people running the country right now give a good goddamn about the law
February 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
folks really need to accept that "lawful" and "lawless" don't matter, what matters is being able to marshal and deploy force (force of capital, the force of arms, the force of a crowd...) none of the people running the country right now give a good goddamn about the law
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no it’s not interesting, it’s something the gamergate guy made up at his keyboard in malaysia. these guys couldn’t pass an american civics test between the two of them even if you let them google the answers.
February 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
no it’s not interesting, it’s something the gamergate guy made up at his keyboard in malaysia. these guys couldn’t pass an american civics test between the two of them even if you let them google the answers.
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Please share: We’ve received word that Elon Musk’s staffers are using space characters to identify information leakers. Before sharing any information, please use a checker to detect and remove these.
February 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Please share: We’ve received word that Elon Musk’s staffers are using space characters to identify information leakers. Before sharing any information, please use a checker to detect and remove these.
This motherfucker is a THREAT!
Now this (per WaPo)
Many ask why do I post screenshots? Because of character limit.
Many ask why do I post screenshots? Because of character limit.
January 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This motherfucker is a THREAT!