Nate
@falafelbandit.bsky.social
Fueled by gangsta rap, alt rock, and funk.
Neurodiagnostic Technologist to fund bad habits.
Neurodiagnostic Technologist to fund bad habits.
That’s some cockwomble energy for sure.
December 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
That’s some cockwomble energy for sure.
Well… learn any Italian?
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Well… learn any Italian?
….. but in what color crayon?
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
….. but in what color crayon?
Brushing teeth is the only act in which we clean our skeletal system.
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Brushing teeth is the only act in which we clean our skeletal system.
I’m gonna send this to our embedded IS support tech for when she performs our weekly server maintenance!
November 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I’m gonna send this to our embedded IS support tech for when she performs our weekly server maintenance!
Can I rent Bean for my forthcoming meeting with our Compensation committee? No balls to be thrown, but plenty of asses that need biting, and not for fun.
October 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Can I rent Bean for my forthcoming meeting with our Compensation committee? No balls to be thrown, but plenty of asses that need biting, and not for fun.
I wasn’t ready to be this aroused, this early… nor by this… 🙃
October 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I wasn’t ready to be this aroused, this early… nor by this… 🙃
Me an the little dude are giving Shin Ultraman a try.
October 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Me an the little dude are giving Shin Ultraman a try.
There’s only one way to find out!
August 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
There’s only one way to find out!
I kinda miss having the ability to stay ahead of the chaos, now I just coast along in his wake. 🙃
August 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I kinda miss having the ability to stay ahead of the chaos, now I just coast along in his wake. 🙃
My toddler has broken me; your cleanliness makes me uncomfortable 😬
August 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My toddler has broken me; your cleanliness makes me uncomfortable 😬
Imported or domestic?
August 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Imported or domestic?
Oh shit! Someone’s getting finger cuffed after this meal!
August 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Oh shit! Someone’s getting finger cuffed after this meal!
DAMN! I even zoomed in for the sunrise, AMAZING!
August 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
DAMN! I even zoomed in for the sunrise, AMAZING!
Hehehe; “Pure Blood”
a man in a suit and tie is screaming and says i 'm so inbred i 'm a bit stupid
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is screaming and says i 'm so inbred i 'm a bit stupid
media.tenor.com
August 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Hehehe; “Pure Blood”
The pretend typing 🤣, this is satire right? … right?
July 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The pretend typing 🤣, this is satire right? … right?
Smells like blackmail, y’know in case you ever try to change therapists.
July 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Smells like blackmail, y’know in case you ever try to change therapists.