Fake Plastic Ents
@fakeplasticents.bsky.social
Death before brevity. All bad takes are jokes, except one.
Motherfucker looks like he's wearing a poncho made out of the kids-table Christmas tablecloth.
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Motherfucker looks like he's wearing a poncho made out of the kids-table Christmas tablecloth.
Gosh thank you for articulating that so precisely. I haven't watched it but those were my feelings of okja to a T.
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Gosh thank you for articulating that so precisely. I haven't watched it but those were my feelings of okja to a T.
See I hope so, because at least then we'll get a whole lot of really fun mean tweets about how far removed from JK being cold in the ground is enough to even ask the question.
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
See I hope so, because at least then we'll get a whole lot of really fun mean tweets about how far removed from JK being cold in the ground is enough to even ask the question.
God I'm just so tired of every accusation being a confession.
Pretty sure we'll find out in like 8 months that Trump's EPA cuts led to some some gnarly industrial waste that turned the friggin frogs gay.
Pretty sure we'll find out in like 8 months that Trump's EPA cuts led to some some gnarly industrial waste that turned the friggin frogs gay.
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 AM
God I'm just so tired of every accusation being a confession.
Pretty sure we'll find out in like 8 months that Trump's EPA cuts led to some some gnarly industrial waste that turned the friggin frogs gay.
Pretty sure we'll find out in like 8 months that Trump's EPA cuts led to some some gnarly industrial waste that turned the friggin frogs gay.
Beastie Boys Voice:
Clear out the airspace around Venezuela!
Yeah and if you're too brown we're gonna INVADE YA
Clear out the airspace around Venezuela!
Yeah and if you're too brown we're gonna INVADE YA
November 30, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Beastie Boys Voice:
Clear out the airspace around Venezuela!
Yeah and if you're too brown we're gonna INVADE YA
Clear out the airspace around Venezuela!
Yeah and if you're too brown we're gonna INVADE YA
Steal the Eiffel Tower
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Steal the Eiffel Tower
Do we really have to put up with our entire concept of verifiable reality being degrades by something called "Nano Banana"? Adding insult to injury, frankly.
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Do we really have to put up with our entire concept of verifiable reality being degrades by something called "Nano Banana"? Adding insult to injury, frankly.
We used to be a proper country
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
We used to be a proper country
Elizabeth is like the Pride and Prejudice of daughter names: amazing, everyone's favourite, in the spotlight, but deep down? Still only second best.
Persuasion is so precious to me.
Persuasion is so precious to me.
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Elizabeth is like the Pride and Prejudice of daughter names: amazing, everyone's favourite, in the spotlight, but deep down? Still only second best.
Persuasion is so precious to me.
Persuasion is so precious to me.
"is this platform still on the right side of history or has it moved towards acceptance of evil?"
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"is this platform still on the right side of history or has it moved towards acceptance of evil?"
The world deserves this wisdom
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The world deserves this wisdom
Amazing that this is not an exaggeration. Today is a gift.
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Amazing that this is not an exaggeration. Today is a gift.
Surely missing the point that chatgpt is a place for voicing your dumbest and most shameful ideas. This is like a group chat in my Chrome Incognito browsing history tab.
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Surely missing the point that chatgpt is a place for voicing your dumbest and most shameful ideas. This is like a group chat in my Chrome Incognito browsing history tab.
Be thou not afraid to CUT SHAPES
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Be thou not afraid to CUT SHAPES
That alone makes this a W no matter what your feelings on the rest
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
That alone makes this a W no matter what your feelings on the rest
It's... Not all about them though? The cult is gonna cult, the value is also in consolidating opposition. Libs and lefties finding joy and seeing effective non-capitulation has value!
(Assuming you view this as non-capitulation, which is a reasonable q)
(Assuming you view this as non-capitulation, which is a reasonable q)
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It's... Not all about them though? The cult is gonna cult, the value is also in consolidating opposition. Libs and lefties finding joy and seeing effective non-capitulation has value!
(Assuming you view this as non-capitulation, which is a reasonable q)
(Assuming you view this as non-capitulation, which is a reasonable q)
That's actually a really fair point, I don't know if we have evidence either way? Like I can't imagine the billionaire freaks are happy about it, not the trad GOP types. But maybe normies won't get the dissonance.
November 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
That's actually a really fair point, I don't know if we have evidence either way? Like I can't imagine the billionaire freaks are happy about it, not the trad GOP types. But maybe normies won't get the dissonance.
(now if Mamdani turns around and becomes conciliatory or shifts on policy in response, you'll be proven right of course)
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
(now if Mamdani turns around and becomes conciliatory or shifts on policy in response, you'll be proven right of course)
Fun is illegal in political contests, and taking joy in a fascist making an idiot of himself definitely serves no valid political purpose.
November 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Fun is illegal in political contests, and taking joy in a fascist making an idiot of himself definitely serves no valid political purpose.
Lotta kids are getting real good at inputting questions directly into Google and copying exactly whatever the bolded part of its ai answer is. You know: that thing google does when it scrapes and parrots the web.
Ironically, lots of kids don't use chatgpt because the literacy demands are too high.
Ironically, lots of kids don't use chatgpt because the literacy demands are too high.
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Lotta kids are getting real good at inputting questions directly into Google and copying exactly whatever the bolded part of its ai answer is. You know: that thing google does when it scrapes and parrots the web.
Ironically, lots of kids don't use chatgpt because the literacy demands are too high.
Ironically, lots of kids don't use chatgpt because the literacy demands are too high.