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Fake Plastic Ents
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Death before brevity. All bad takes are jokes, except one.
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November 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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This yoghurt needs to calm down
A photo of a Farmer's Union greek yoghurt container. It prominently features the marketing text "Thick, creamy, and ready for anything", a shockingly suggestive phrase for such an unsexy food.
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Chaser:
A screenshot of two additional messages. One shows former Liberal leader Peter Dutton's moment of defeat as he lost his seat in Dixon. The other is a text that says in all caps: "IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY CONSERVATIVE LEADER LOSING THEIR PERSONAL SEAT AFTER SNATCHING DEFEAT FROM THE JAWS OF VICTORY"
May 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Shot:
Screenshot of a messenger thread with two messages. The first is itself a screenshot of a news article that says: "The vast outback seat of Lingiari is currently held by Labor's Marion Scrymgour by just 1.7 percent. The urban Top End seat of Solomon is held by Luke Gosling. Their main rivals are both Country Liberal Party candidates and both former police officers, Lisa Bayliss and Lisa Siebert." The second is a typed message that says: "If I had a nickel for every NT seat in play and potentially winnable by a former police officer for the CLP named Lisa I'd have two nickels. Not a lot of money, but it's weird it happened twice!"
May 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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If I had a nickel for every NT seat potentially winnable by a former police officer for the CLP named Lisa, I'd have two nickels. Not a lot of money, but it's weird it happened twice!
Screenshot of a news article that says: "The vast outback seat of Lingiari is currently held by Labor's Marion Scrymgour by just 1.7 percent. The urban Top End seat if Solomon is held by Luke Gosling. Their main rivals are both Country Liberal Party candidates and both firmer police officers, Lisa Bayliss and Lisa Siebert."
May 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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A challenger appears

#thesubstance
Dennis Quaid eating prawns in The Substance, disgustingly Denethor eating a tomato in Lord of the Rings, disgustingly
December 27, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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Sliding towards the end of term (three whole weeks away oh god) on the barest of fumes wheeeeeeeeeee
December 2, 2024 at 11:22 PM
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If a thing has a dog on it, it's for dogs. That's according to my entitled princeling, at least. Apologies to the 7 year old human.
My little toasted marshmallow of a dog sitting proudly in my niece's camp chair, which he stole. Jack, now secure in his authority, curls up in bagel mode on his stolen throne
November 30, 2024 at 8:43 AM
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A rain bomb kinda day
A 200km wide blanket of rainfall coming upon Southern Victoria like a migraine
November 29, 2024 at 8:40 PM