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Fairfield Union Charging Knights!
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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The hellscape of the Hocking headwaters. The birthplace of our very own confederate crushing Gen. Wm. T. Sherman. The *other* Glass City. Lancaster!!!
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
LHS Class of 1988!
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Attendees are warned against attempting to open the coffin as there is a shotgun with birdshot rigged to fire. Also, the whole vampire thing.
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
If you jump off a 50 foot building and are warned 15 feet above the ground that you are about to hit it, there is nothing you can do.
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM