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Fake Dispatch
@fakedispatch.bsky.social
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I am your resource for fake news that's real and real fake news.

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If you are looking for something to do in Columbus tonight, check out the Halloween Taproom Takeover at the St James Tavern.

Mom was my #1 fan and loved to see all the OGP plays. Please go and laugh loudly, like she did.

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Mom with our family at the St. James Tavern for OGP's short play night.
October 31, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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I still don't see how this answer was incorrect.
A child's homework problem marked incorrect. The instructions say, "include units in your answer" and they provided an answer of "2400 units." Units was in the answer! There is correction in pen that says "cubic inches."
October 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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I hate to tell the owner of this Airbnb, but I absolutely flushed more than toilet paper down this toilet.
A sign in a bathroom that reads please do not flush anything down the toilet except toilet paper thank you.
September 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Well, we know it's not Dogwood.
Firewood with a label that says bark free firewood.
September 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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I'm on it!
Me with a Jackie O's beer mug, half empty, getting ready towatch the OU vs Rutgers game.
August 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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I will not be caught dead buying a concrete tile for my cat.

I'll just steal this guy's.
A man standing in line at Lowe's. waiting to check out to purchase a concrete square slab that I assume is for his cat.
July 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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A bunch of dudes faking like they enjoy Malort.
Five men with shots of Malort, a horrible whiskey.
July 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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You suck!
an awful DJ
June 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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It is official: The first Palmerfest was in October 6th of 1990.
two pages from a photo album. there is a label at the top of the first page that says Palmer Fest one October 6th, 1990. there are several photos cut out so that they're not rectangular and they fit in the page better. some are of close-ups of partygoers drinking beers. others are distance shots from the second story window of 19 Palmer showing the crowds.
June 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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The Trump administration has released images of Iran's mobile nuclear bomb manufacturing facilities.
An illustration of mobile production facilities that Colin Powell used during the Iraq war to justify going to war. The words chemical have been replaced by the words nuke handwritten.
June 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Watching a guy record a video he will never watch.
A man holding up a camera at a concert recording the stage
May 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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I just found the casket for people who die from embarrassment when caught driving a Cyber Truck.
an advertisement for a hyper casket which is a stainless steel casket with very sharp corners and a peaked lid that resembles a cyber truck
May 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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I was just at a restaurant that had these very cool keg urinals. They were very fun, but I've got to tell you, it was very difficult to get my penis in the hole at the top so that I was able to pee.
A keg of beer that has been cut open and modified so that it can be used as a urinal. there is a hole at the top where the beer normally would have come out and the front is cut away.
May 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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In an alternate universe, JD Vance saves his lover from being dropped.
A photoshopped photo of JD Vance catching a couch cushion before it drops to the ground during an event in front of the White House.
April 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Did you know the post office has jewelry? Check out my $73 ring!
A man's hand showing off a roll of 100 stamps on his ring finger.
April 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Dear Tall Guy at The Concert: you don't have to be in the first row to see the show like the rest of us.
A tall man in the front row of a concert who could be several rows back.
April 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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2013 was a great year for semi-popular social media account owners. I was invited to fun events like tastings, social mixers, and bar/restaurant openings. I was at a Drink Up Columbus event for the opening of 16-Bit Bar when the Columbus Dispatch caught Fake Dispatch playing Tapper. Good times.
The cover of the weekender Newspaper insert from Thursday, September 5th 2013. There is an article about the newly opened 16 bit bar. there. is a man playing the Tapper video game. on the cover with other video games and people in the background. The man playing tapper is fake dispatch.
March 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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The last thing anyone wants to see is an email from ParkMobile that says, "Oops."
A screenshot of an email from ParkMobile that says Oops in very large letters.
March 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Will the $5,000 come in dollars or Rubles?
A hand drawn cartoon. Two people in blankets sit around a fire. They are surrounded by the rubble of a destroyed city. The man says to the woman, "So, what are you going to spend your $5,000 on?"
February 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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In a world of Mouses, be a Homestar Runner.
A man in a Homestar Runner tshirt at Epcot.
February 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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The best parent.
A father and his baby on a couch with a copy of "Nobody Told Me" on his lap.
January 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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What a select number of Ohio State fans have been thinking every day for the last 61 days.
A hand drawn illustration with the title "Ryan Day job status." It is a meter where there is a very large red area that says "fired" and a very small green area that says "not fired' and the arrow is pointing to the area right between the two There is a callout that says "you are here" right where that arrow is pointing.
January 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Hello, Google AI: does water freeze a 0.1 degrees Fahrenheit?
A screenshot of a Google search. The search topic is "does water freeze at 0.1 degrees Fahrenheit." The answer Google provides is. " No water freezes at 30 degrees Fahrenheit. So at 0.1 degrees Fahrenheit, it would still be liquid water not frozen. The freezing point of water is 32 degrees Fahrenheit.
January 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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a bottle of poo-peri, a liquid you put in the toilet before you poop to stop the smell.
January 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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All you people off work and not in school get off reddit NOW!
The reddit cartoon character on a crutch with the words, "You broke reddit" over it.
January 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM