Who needs that new fancy and apparently good Donkey Kong?

Another day, another tadpole cat.

Trans women are women 💗
Trans men are men 💙
Trans rights are human rights 🤍

My justeat delivery code today was 0000 and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a man so happy as the delivery manny when he found out that’s what the code was

Ufff… and I thought these nails smelled bad… on the *outside*

You might know you’re a “nice guy” but to us you’re possibly the one in 1000 who’s not.

Don’t do this.

Well I’ve just burned through several litres of adrenaline thanks to the prick walking just that bit too close on a darkened street, crossing the road all three times I did, seemingly oblivious of my furtive glances backward and hurrying pace, tracking my exact path.

Aye whoooooo design this damn ship?!!

Is my computer trying to come up with nicknames for me? Not sure I’m wild about it

Jordynne Grace looks like if Sabrina Carpenter got super jacked and I'm here for it! #RoyalRumble

Quick, I need 109 maths nerds to join me over on YouTube…

I’m gonna beam queer, lefty, long ass maths videos into your eyes ✨🌈👁️👄👁️

I now have a few A3 Nosferatu prints in my shop! 🐀

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My favourite insult