bobby brady: dad, can i have an advance on my allowance?
mike brady (drops pen): jesus christ bobby the door was closed for a reason, i'm trying to finish these goddamn blueprints, i'm on a deadline
bobby brady: okay, MAY i have an adv --
mike brady (looking for pen): NO

I guess Bluesky will be the app I go to when Threads is down.

according to the verge, threads is now launching at 4pm pt today

We call this pose the Porkchop.

I’ll never understand why people set off fireworks when it’s broad daylight.

It’s been boom boom boom here all day, and for what?!?!

I can generally handle being sick but having a sore throat turns me into the World’s Biggest Baby™

Today we celebrate our Independence Day

If we can just get Scott Gustin and Undented active on here, I’d never need to go to Twitter again

I don’t have much going on at the moment so here’s a photo of me and Loki

Mickey approved of my outfit 🌈

Just two friends going for a walk.

Walked the picket line today in support of WGA! #wgastrong (do hashtags work here?)

What if we kissed by the poppy superbloom at DCA? 👉🏼👈🏼

No thoughts, just Halle Bailey at the world premiere of The Little Mermaid

(Photo: ©️Disney)

Where are my fellow Disney skeeters? Feeling kinda lonely surrounded by politicians and 🌽

For those saying writers (most of whom hold 2nd jobs, btw) are "rich," let me put it in a way that may make more sense to you: 1 script made into a film creates btwn 200 & 1000+ jobs. A successful film brings in 100s of millions+ in revenue, $0 of which is shared with the writer.

My first skeet! Lots of pressure. This felt right.