Don't fill up on bread
I say absent-mindedly
The servings here are huge
My son, whose hair may be receding a bit, says Did you really just say that to me?
What he doesn't know is that when we're walking together, when we get to the curb
I sometimes start to reach for his hand
Don't fill up on bread
I say absent-mindedly
The servings here are huge
My son, whose hair may be receding a bit, says Did you really just say that to me?
What he doesn't know is that when we're walking together, when we get to the curb
I sometimes start to reach for his hand
Don't fill up on bread
I say absent-mindedly
The servings here are huge
My son, whose hair may be receding a bit, says Did you really just say that to me?
What he doesn't know is that when we're walking together, when we get to the curb
I sometimes start to reach for his hand
Don't fill up on bread
I say absent-mindedly
The servings here are huge
My son, whose hair may be receding a bit, says Did you really just say that to me?
What he doesn't know is that when we're walking together, when we get to the curb
I sometimes start to reach for his hand
CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*
ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*
CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*
ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*