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fair-itself.bsky.social
Time to watch bad movies on purpose
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Fair, they/them. 35. Mostly horror movies and pictures of cats.
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Happy New Year from the blurry shape sitting silent and motionless next to his food dish in the dark. Like to remind him he had dinner less than 20 minutes ago, reskeet to tell him to quit pouting and come to bed
A shot of a dark, empty room through an interior doorframe. There is a small bowl sitting on the floor against the far wall, and beside it sits a dark, cat-shaped lump, sulking.
January 1, 2026 at 7:18 AM
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Was waiting for the snow to melt because I promised Brooks I'd take him to see the Christmas lights
A black and white tuxedo cat stands on a cobblestone garden bed border, looking up at an evergreen bush trimmed with yellow Christmas lights. The cat is wearing a red and blue striped harness with a matching leash.
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Apparently youtube has a sense of humor
A screenshot of a youtube video titled "How to turn off AI." The thumbnail is the word AI in large red letters on a white background with two on and off toggles underneath. Under the video, there is an AI summary that begins, "Learn how to filter out AI-generate..." before trailing off.
October 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Found proof
A headstone in a graveyard. It says "Friends" in large script on a banner, and underneath are the names Arthur and Wallace. The poster has drawn over the last names to black them out.
October 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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I made the mistake of thinking, "Maybe her actual words weren't that bad." They are that bad.
A skeet from Holly Oberle @oberle.bsky.social that says, "I absolutely can't wait to see wretched little kids with polio, whooping cough and other horrible diseases in Florida. With luck, they'll die."
September 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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My coworker, a 20-year-old queer furry communist, helped a neighbor clean out her house in preparation to go into assisted living. She was gifted like two dozen coffee mugs and asked me if I wanted the ones she didn't want, maybe to make candles out of. I said sure.
A series of three coffee mugs in a row. The first says "BridgePointe Church," the second says "Hufflepuff | Slytherin," and the third says "Police Fairfax County VA" with the insignia of a police department.
September 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Limmy pointing downward with a regretful expression, overlaid with the text, "He's doonstairs."
August 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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There's a street fair downtown so I got a lemonade the size of a cinderblock and now I'm monopolizing a bench swing by the water to listen to the boomer tunes cover band
A hand holding a truly enormous plastic jar of lemonade in front of an out-of-focus street scene
July 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I forgot about it until just now but this guy was hanging out in the exam room where I got my tooth pulled
A toy creeper from Minecraft dressed as the Hamburglar. It appears to be made from Lego and is perched on the corner of a sink.the
July 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Someone talk me out of buying a trans pride cat tree for my living room
A cat tree tower against a white background with three cats perched on its platforms and cubbies. The cat tree is decorated in pastel pink, white, and blue, very reminiscent of the transgender pride flag.
June 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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I hope she has a great time, but for some reason, asking if it was okay to wear a dress at a rave made me think, like, is the dress in question too conservative for clubbing? And now I'm picturing someone doing the Melbourne shuffle in this
A modest dress with a high neckline, floor length skirt, and full length sleeves. It's pink with a large floral pattern and is very flowy and drapey, made of chiffon or a similar material.
May 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Please feast your eyes on this ridiculous piece of crap I found at the thrift store today that I love and adore with all my heart
A framed painting of a cat dressed as a fisherman. The cat has normal cat proportions, but is standing upright like a human. He is holding a fishing pole and standing on a log with a river and trees in the background. He's looking at the viewer as if posing for a photograph.
April 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.
A black and white tuxedo cat sitting inside an overturned cardboard box. He is staring out of the box in a manner that suggests that it is his box and his alone, and he will accept no argument on the subject.
April 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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I was explaining to someone that I enjoy how he let his facial hair go white, but combs his Just For Men through his sideburns for that Reed Richards flare
Arnold Schwarzenegger from the shoulders up. His beard and eyebrows are white, but the hair on his head is brown, except for where it fades back into white at his temples.
April 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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We had a huge hailstorm the other week, so when I came home to paper sticking out of my door, I assumed it was an ad for another opportunitistic roofing company. Instead, it was this heartthrob-of-the-week from a '70s sitcom inviting me to celebrate the death of Jesus.
A pamphlet bearing the message "You Are Invited: Memorial of Jesus' Death." Above the message is a painting of a white man wearing a tunic and shoulder sash. He has short, curly, dark hair and a neatly trimmed beard. His face is handsome in a rugged yet approachable way that somehow suggests an aura of the 1970s.
March 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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I gave up and put him on his leash for a walk and now he doesn't even want to go anywhere. The utter disrespect
The same cat, now wearing a harness and leash, lounging nonchalantly on the front porch.
February 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Update: it didn't work
The same cat slinking through the leaves on the outside of the fence
February 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Supervised backyard playtime has hit a snag
February 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Our wall clock stopped working and my coworker was like, "I have one at home I'm not using, I'll bring it in"
A novelty NASCAR wall clock featuring a photo of Dale Earnhardt Jr. and a Coca-Cola logo
February 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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I wouldn't let him have the entire tube of cat gogurt
Earl, an overweight brown tabby cat, sits on a chair. He is facing away from the camera, and his ears are flattened in a manner that suggests pouting.
February 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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This comment on the Superman post is the only one that should be allowed
A comment from reddit user Kino-Eye: "I have never seen a clearer example of the difference between tumblr and Reddit fandom cultures than the comments of this post about how Superman crushing the train says a lot about his motivations and background being filled with calculations to prove Superman had to crush the train because his flight would speed snap that kids neck. Curative vs Transformative. It's all Thermians/Watsonians all the way down though, that's funny."
January 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Searched my old handle (runicbinary) on reddit as is all the rage this week and found some of my most popular tumblr posts
A long tumblr post about Superman crushing a train because he had a momentary lapse in judgment and decided to do that rather than carry a child on the train tracks away to safety A long tumblr post about a scuba diver named Dave trying to feed a moray eel and getting predictably bitten A long tumblr post about how the uniforms in Star Trek: The Original Series don't have pockets, ending in a treatise about how there might be a good reason for that
January 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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I poked him awake to make sure he wasn't choking and now he's not speaking to me
A black and white tuxedo cat asleep on a duvet
December 29, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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I googled "gifts for paraprofessionals" and one of the top results was this teacup and saucer made of human teeth?
A teacup and saucer that appear to be made out of human teeth. The teacup is also full of loose teeth, just to really drive the point home.
November 24, 2024 at 11:29 AM
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I love crested grebes. I saw a guy who looked like this at Walmart once
A crested grebe, a species of waterfowl that looks like it has a two-toned, luxurious beard and a haircut that goes straight up like Don King. Both the hair and the beard are parted down the middle.
November 24, 2024 at 3:31 AM