Skylar Peredhil
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Skylar Peredhil
@fagend.bsky.social
Tolkien lover first, queer second. 🔞

They/He, 27
FagDyke🏳️‍⚧️
GirlBoy💛🤍💜🖤
The thing I hate most about working in wine is pretentious ass wealthy customers. There are plenty of wealthy customers that listen to what I say even though they know I haven't tasted the wine. No, I haven't tasted that $300 bottle, but I know the winemakers and the varietal and the terroir-
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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36 year old trans girlfriend: "what if Tom Waits made a somg called 'Crap Your Hands'? Wouldn't that be fucking mental?"

20 year non-binary girlboything: "Can I call you 'mom' tonight? While you fuck me, will you call me 'son'?"
October 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Maybe it isn't the smartest idea to say "the only drink you need is God" after chastising your cashier at the package store. Just food for thought
October 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Got in a little homoerotic wrestling before work, it's gonna be a good day
October 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If there weren't so many cute gay people in my phone I'd throw it away rn. I'm so tired of being paranoid
October 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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I love my gay little life so much. I have friends and partners and my partners are friends with my friends and and and
October 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Hey chat, am I weird in an unsettling way or a weirdly endearing way? Pls answer w/ an explanation thx
October 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
happy Frodo Got Stabbed By The Witch King day
October 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Im still very confused as to why I'm on a lesbophobe block list :c no other comment
October 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I can be normal. That's a thing I can definitely do. I am a person with a normal level of human emotions who doesn't overreact. My mother showed me, through example, how to be just a regular human person. Y'know what? Dad too. Both parents showed me healthy emotional regulation.
October 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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i want my boy pussy girl ate
October 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Feeling very autistic in this workplace environment
September 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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oh no, do you think it's noticeable? 🥺
September 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
PUT ON AVATAR CAUSE IM HAVING A HARD NIGHT, AND BOY HOWDY DID I PICK THE WRONG EPISODE FOR ME SPECIFICALLY
September 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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snowboards are a kind of girl
September 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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September 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>
September 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Brodo Faggins
September 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Yeah I'm not on T but the guys at work asked me to join their fantasy football league, which is arguably much more gender affirming
September 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This is a little dark but: The way my friends and I talk to each other is how all friends should talk to each other. We all say "I love you" all of the time. We stress the importance of taking care of yourself. We always message the gc when we get home, even if all the people weren't there.-
September 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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i love my pervert tranny life
September 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Haldir is criminally underrated and I think his death is one of the saddest in the movies
August 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Syncing up my build-a-bear Frodo with the movie
August 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I wish Walsh, Jackson, and Boyens had included all 50 pages of the council of Elrond in the movies
August 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM