Faetrick Office
@faetrick-office.bsky.social
The official account of the Faetrick Office, here to help you resolve your Prescripts in a way that satisfies you!
https://faetrick-office.straw.page/
🪄 - Salem (she/they)
🚬 - Edith (she/it)
🖊️ - Fable (she/her)
(parody, not affiliated w pmoon
https://faetrick-office.straw.page/
🪄 - Salem (she/they)
🚬 - Edith (she/it)
🖊️ - Fable (she/her)
(parody, not affiliated w pmoon
🚬 even if we're a syndicate you can totally trust us. also can i borrow 5 ahn
June 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
🚬 even if we're a syndicate you can totally trust us. also can i borrow 5 ahn
🪄 Why not? We're trustworthy, just ask any of our clients!
June 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
🪄 Why not? We're trustworthy, just ask any of our clients!
🪄 One of the fingers, somewhat of a crazy cult, hated by pretty much anyone outside it who have at least a couple functioning braincells.
June 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
🪄 One of the fingers, somewhat of a crazy cult, hated by pretty much anyone outside it who have at least a couple functioning braincells.
🪄 yeah exactly just business as usual
June 2, 2025 at 12:09 PM
🪄 yeah exactly just business as usual
🚬what, do you want us to solve like. gay prescripts?
June 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
🚬what, do you want us to solve like. gay prescripts?
🪄 Ugh, that's frustrating. Next time, though, you could've hired us to have these people go through a temporary forced displacement. Better that than having them die...
May 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
🪄 Ugh, that's frustrating. Next time, though, you could've hired us to have these people go through a temporary forced displacement. Better that than having them die...
🪄 Hope it works out for ya!
May 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
🪄 Hope it works out for ya!
🪄 Maybe, maybe not, depends on what exactly the point of that prescript is. Maybe it's not about the death of those individual people, but more about the city block being empty of life!
May 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
🪄 Maybe, maybe not, depends on what exactly the point of that prescript is. Maybe it's not about the death of those individual people, but more about the city block being empty of life!
🪄 Not with that attitude! Make everyone evacuate your city block so theres no one there for you to kill.
May 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
🪄 Not with that attitude! Make everyone evacuate your city block so theres no one there for you to kill.
🪄 your pay's gonna be zero if you keep this up...
May 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
🪄 your pay's gonna be zero if you keep this up...
🚬 "zero" is a real high number, i guess...
May 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
🚬 "zero" is a real high number, i guess...
🪄 you can't expect me to remember their names, there's just too many!
May 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
🪄 you can't expect me to remember their names, there's just too many!
🚬 name literally one cis woman you've tried to "rizz"
May 22, 2025 at 8:02 AM
🚬 name literally one cis woman you've tried to "rizz"
🪄 that's literally not true???????????
May 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
🪄 that's literally not true???????????
🪄 Equally as effective!
May 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
🪄 Equally as effective!
🚬 you're cis, and literally only ever hit on trans women.
May 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
🚬 you're cis, and literally only ever hit on trans women.
🪄 The fuck are you on about???
May 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
🪄 The fuck are you on about???
🪄 I do believe in the Will, though, just not in the way or with the same reverence that the Index does. I mean, just because this greater Will exists doesn't mean we should blindly follow it and commit atrocities in its name, right?
May 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
🪄 I do believe in the Will, though, just not in the way or with the same reverence that the Index does. I mean, just because this greater Will exists doesn't mean we should blindly follow it and commit atrocities in its name, right?
🪄 Only I'm a part of the Index, Fabs and Eddy are just my subordinates at Faetrick. And well, long story short, I lost my biological parents because of a prescript at a very young age, and I was adopted by the Proxy who executed them, and later on got a prescript to become a Messenger myself.
May 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
🪄 Only I'm a part of the Index, Fabs and Eddy are just my subordinates at Faetrick. And well, long story short, I lost my biological parents because of a prescript at a very young age, and I was adopted by the Proxy who executed them, and later on got a prescript to become a Messenger myself.
🚬 i mean i agree with the sentiment, but also. you ARE a chaser.
May 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
🚬 i mean i agree with the sentiment, but also. you ARE a chaser.
🚬 okay, chaser.
May 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
🚬 okay, chaser.
🪄 I can't say it bothers me when they're just sadists about it, I get that, but those who fully believe in this "cause", with their entire body and soul, and take pleasure from performing their "sacred duty"? They're the bastards who truly disgust me. Ahh, my old man, why'd have to be like that...
May 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
🪄 I can't say it bothers me when they're just sadists about it, I get that, but those who fully believe in this "cause", with their entire body and soul, and take pleasure from performing their "sacred duty"? They're the bastards who truly disgust me. Ahh, my old man, why'd have to be like that...