Faetrick Office
@faetrick-office.bsky.social
The official account of the Faetrick Office, here to help you resolve your Prescripts in a way that satisfies you!
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🪄 - Salem (she/they)
🚬 - Edith (she/it)
🖊️ - Fable (she/her)
(parody, not affiliated w pmoon
https://faetrick-office.straw.page/
🪄 - Salem (she/they)
🚬 - Edith (she/it)
🖊️ - Fable (she/her)
(parody, not affiliated w pmoon
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🪄 We are the Faetrick Office, an office specialized in assisting people resolve their Prescripts in ways that least bring them harm! From interpreting different meanings to manipulating "random" events, we can ensure that you and the people you care about will come out unscathed, for a cheap price!
🪄 HAPPY PRIDE MONTH BITCHES BE GAY DO CRIME
June 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
🪄 HAPPY PRIDE MONTH BITCHES BE GAY DO CRIME
🖊 im not even silly...
May 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
🖊 im not even silly...
🪄 thanks for the free munch!
May 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
🪄 thanks for the free munch!
🪄 Fuck, I gotta deliver prescripts to Proxies today... most hated part of this job. It ain't a rare occurrence, but having to inform those executioners of the next death sentence they'll conduct never feels any less disgusting. Especially when they make it clear they enjoy it.
May 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
🪄 Fuck, I gotta deliver prescripts to Proxies today... most hated part of this job. It ain't a rare occurrence, but having to inform those executioners of the next death sentence they'll conduct never feels any less disgusting. Especially when they make it clear they enjoy it.
🪄 Or improvised explosives!
Meow, throw rocks at transphobic people.
May 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
🪄 Or improvised explosives!
🪄 This is quite endearing, thanks!
🚬 it's giving... hey fabs what's the name of that fuckass rat from that show you like?
🖊️ k-kyuubey???? it... d-doesn't remind me of that thing a-at all...
🚬 yeah. cubie. it's giving cubie.
🪄 y'know what yeah i kinda see it.
🚬 it's giving... hey fabs what's the name of that fuckass rat from that show you like?
🖊️ k-kyuubey???? it... d-doesn't remind me of that thing a-at all...
🚬 yeah. cubie. it's giving cubie.
🪄 y'know what yeah i kinda see it.
May 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
🪄 This is quite endearing, thanks!
🚬 it's giving... hey fabs what's the name of that fuckass rat from that show you like?
🖊️ k-kyuubey???? it... d-doesn't remind me of that thing a-at all...
🚬 yeah. cubie. it's giving cubie.
🪄 y'know what yeah i kinda see it.
🚬 it's giving... hey fabs what's the name of that fuckass rat from that show you like?
🖊️ k-kyuubey???? it... d-doesn't remind me of that thing a-at all...
🚬 yeah. cubie. it's giving cubie.
🪄 y'know what yeah i kinda see it.
🪄 Oh, false alarm! The evil water started... floating on the upper half of the lamp now? With the sludge resting on the bottom...
May 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
🪄 Oh, false alarm! The evil water started... floating on the upper half of the lamp now? With the sludge resting on the bottom...
🪄 Try that, and I'll dunk ya in something far worse than milk.
🚬 give fable my milkdunk. give 'er the soggy spectacular.
🖊️ p-please don't do that...
🚬 give fable my milkdunk. give 'er the soggy spectacular.
🖊️ p-please don't do that...
May 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
🪄 Try that, and I'll dunk ya in something far worse than milk.
🚬 give fable my milkdunk. give 'er the soggy spectacular.
🖊️ p-please don't do that...
🚬 give fable my milkdunk. give 'er the soggy spectacular.
🖊️ p-please don't do that...
🪄 The evil water seems to have completely gone immobile now. Guess the world ain't ending this time around, huh?
May 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
🪄 The evil water seems to have completely gone immobile now. Guess the world ain't ending this time around, huh?
🪄 The evil water seems to be slowing down in the lamp, with the sludge overwhelming it....Thank Will for that. Here's hoping the flood's gonna drain soon enough!
May 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
🪄 The evil water seems to be slowing down in the lamp, with the sludge overwhelming it....Thank Will for that. Here's hoping the flood's gonna drain soon enough!
🪄 The black sludge and the evil water are fighting extremely fiercly in the lamp right now... it's pretty fun to watch, almost as if I were watching a sports match on TV... go sludge go!
May 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
🪄 The black sludge and the evil water are fighting extremely fiercly in the lamp right now... it's pretty fun to watch, almost as if I were watching a sports match on TV... go sludge go!
🪄 The water keeps rising, and the entire City looks worse worse than T. Corp's shitty sepia filter. I'm glad the Will guided me to rent the topmost floors of the building for the office, we have enough food, so Faetrick should be safe for a day or two if the flood doesn't start rising any faster...
May 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
🪄 The water keeps rising, and the entire City looks worse worse than T. Corp's shitty sepia filter. I'm glad the Will guided me to rent the topmost floors of the building for the office, we have enough food, so Faetrick should be safe for a day or two if the flood doesn't start rising any faster...
[The blood half of her lava lamp stops moving, and falls to the bottom.]
🚬 NOOOOO MY FUCKING LAVA LAMP!!!!!!! How the hell was the blood ocean the first one to go down... thought that one had this in the bag...
🚬 NOOOOO MY FUCKING LAVA LAMP!!!!!!! How the hell was the blood ocean the first one to go down... thought that one had this in the bag...
May 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
[The blood half of her lava lamp stops moving, and falls to the bottom.]
🚬 NOOOOO MY FUCKING LAVA LAMP!!!!!!! How the hell was the blood ocean the first one to go down... thought that one had this in the bag...
🚬 NOOOOO MY FUCKING LAVA LAMP!!!!!!! How the hell was the blood ocean the first one to go down... thought that one had this in the bag...
🚬 do we think if i offer the evil water a cig it'll calm down...?
May 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
🚬 do we think if i offer the evil water a cig it'll calm down...?
🪄 what the fuck is going on
May 14, 2025 at 9:58 AM
🪄 what the fuck is going on
🪄 ...Having to go deliver a prescript to my old man while wearing bunny ears and suit was not a possibility I had imagined when I proposed this idea yesterday. At least I can use my Messenger robe to cover up the suit, I guess...
April 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
🪄 ...Having to go deliver a prescript to my old man while wearing bunny ears and suit was not a possibility I had imagined when I proposed this idea yesterday. At least I can use my Messenger robe to cover up the suit, I guess...
🖊️i- i used t-to work in an office, n-not going to s-say the name, i t-think it'd k-kinda put a target on their backs, w-with all the people who dislike us... oh! i... i was a grade four, though!
April 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
🖊️i- i used t-to work in an office, n-not going to s-say the name, i t-think it'd k-kinda put a target on their backs, w-with all the people who dislike us... oh! i... i was a grade four, though!
🪄 There's this thought experiment I enjoy doing while delivering Prescripts, imagining the ramifications they have. Earlier today there was one that just said "when next you eat a plate of curry in a restaurant, take between 10 minutes and 24 seconds and 11 minutes and 57 seconds to finish it".
April 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
🪄 There's this thought experiment I enjoy doing while delivering Prescripts, imagining the ramifications they have. Earlier today there was one that just said "when next you eat a plate of curry in a restaurant, take between 10 minutes and 24 seconds and 11 minutes and 57 seconds to finish it".
🪄 Well, they started out as me just wanting to give some more individuality to the Index's uniform. Later, when Fable joined me, she decided to give it a fancier touch and design what would become Faetrick's current attire, despite me telling her she could just wear whatever she wants.
April 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
🪄 Well, they started out as me just wanting to give some more individuality to the Index's uniform. Later, when Fable joined me, she decided to give it a fancier touch and design what would become Faetrick's current attire, despite me telling her she could just wear whatever she wants.
🪄 Oh dear, you're lucky not to have crossed paths with the Index so far. Prescripts are little papers with usually bizarre-sounding commands written in them. Index Messengers deliver them to specific people, and if those people refuse to comply with the Prescript, they are hunted down by Proxies.
April 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
🪄 Oh dear, you're lucky not to have crossed paths with the Index so far. Prescripts are little papers with usually bizarre-sounding commands written in them. Index Messengers deliver them to specific people, and if those people refuse to comply with the Prescript, they are hunted down by Proxies.
🚬 hell yeah free food
🖊️ d-don't eat it all by y-yourself!!
🚬 ughhh fine
🖊️ d-don't eat it all by y-yourself!!
🚬 ughhh fine
April 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
🚬 hell yeah free food
🖊️ d-don't eat it all by y-yourself!!
🚬 ughhh fine
🖊️ d-don't eat it all by y-yourself!!
🚬 ughhh fine
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April 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
🪄 A real God wouldn't have to directly intervene like this to have things go their way. Having to plead for people to believe in you just shows how weak you truly are.
The Devil wishes to tempt thee, to drive ye away from God's grace and mercy. Trust in I, the Lord, and recieve my guidance and love. Then ye shall truly be free.
💠 Do not accept the false promises of a God who wishes to control the masses.
Nor the ones offering paradise. Instead, follow the path that lies in all of our hearts, the path to individual happiness. It will be hard, but please, continue forward.
Once that path has reached
Nor the ones offering paradise. Instead, follow the path that lies in all of our hearts, the path to individual happiness. It will be hard, but please, continue forward.
Once that path has reached
April 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
🪄 A real God wouldn't have to directly intervene like this to have things go their way. Having to plead for people to believe in you just shows how weak you truly are.
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🪄 Since we don't have a strawpage yet, we will be hosting an AMA on this post! If you have any questions to ask to any of our members, please do so!
April 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
🪄 Since we don't have a strawpage yet, we will be hosting an AMA on this post! If you have any questions to ask to any of our members, please do so!