Myna Marie
@faeriespeak.bsky.social
Just a lady who likes ghost stories a whole lot.
Boundaries. We gotta teach them to kids. And it’s hard. Because I know my daughter wants to play Roblox with me or her dad, she asked us last night and this morning. But we’ve got a birthday party to go to, and we just got back from a three day vacation from Wild Lodge and the house is a wreck. (1)
June 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Boundaries. We gotta teach them to kids. And it’s hard. Because I know my daughter wants to play Roblox with me or her dad, she asked us last night and this morning. But we’ve got a birthday party to go to, and we just got back from a three day vacation from Wild Lodge and the house is a wreck. (1)
Best. Mother’s Day. Gift. Ever.
May 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Best. Mother’s Day. Gift. Ever.
My seven year old looking at a truly horrific meatloaf: “Gordon Ramsey would not approve.”
April 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My seven year old looking at a truly horrific meatloaf: “Gordon Ramsey would not approve.”
Man. Kinda wish JK Rowling had just gotten into sudoku or something. Not to preserve the sanctity of Harry Potter just for like. A deterrent to her being nasty to transgender and asexual people.
April 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Man. Kinda wish JK Rowling had just gotten into sudoku or something. Not to preserve the sanctity of Harry Potter just for like. A deterrent to her being nasty to transgender and asexual people.
My friend Jose is an actor model and we found one of his projects with his wife at the movie theater.
Now my seven year old thinks I know Captain America. No, baby, I don’t know Anthony Mackie.
She’s very disappointed. In me.
Now my seven year old thinks I know Captain America. No, baby, I don’t know Anthony Mackie.
She’s very disappointed. In me.
March 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My friend Jose is an actor model and we found one of his projects with his wife at the movie theater.
Now my seven year old thinks I know Captain America. No, baby, I don’t know Anthony Mackie.
She’s very disappointed. In me.
Now my seven year old thinks I know Captain America. No, baby, I don’t know Anthony Mackie.
She’s very disappointed. In me.
To the buyers of big box affordable clothing: for the love of God, do not flood the market with peplum blouses. I’m 40, I’m on a budget, and I will look like a lopsided sausage. Please. I am so tired.
March 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
To the buyers of big box affordable clothing: for the love of God, do not flood the market with peplum blouses. I’m 40, I’m on a budget, and I will look like a lopsided sausage. Please. I am so tired.
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I’m really glad Casey Anthony got bullied off of TikTok. Good.
March 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I’m really glad Casey Anthony got bullied off of TikTok. Good.
I think my favorite postpartem memory was holding my five month old & being so tired, but desperately trying to hold a conversation with my mother with what we had in the TV, so I said “You know what? The main guy in Gattaca reminds me of Ethan Hawke.”
“Honey. That’s because that is Ethan Hawke.”
“Honey. That’s because that is Ethan Hawke.”
February 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I think my favorite postpartem memory was holding my five month old & being so tired, but desperately trying to hold a conversation with my mother with what we had in the TV, so I said “You know what? The main guy in Gattaca reminds me of Ethan Hawke.”
“Honey. That’s because that is Ethan Hawke.”
“Honey. That’s because that is Ethan Hawke.”
Explaining the Guthries to my husband has been a wild journey.
“What do you mean there’s a midwestern family and all five of the kids are mutants?”
We salute Lucinda and Thomas for their contribution. 🫡
“What do you mean there’s a midwestern family and all five of the kids are mutants?”
We salute Lucinda and Thomas for their contribution. 🫡
February 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Explaining the Guthries to my husband has been a wild journey.
“What do you mean there’s a midwestern family and all five of the kids are mutants?”
We salute Lucinda and Thomas for their contribution. 🫡
“What do you mean there’s a midwestern family and all five of the kids are mutants?”
We salute Lucinda and Thomas for their contribution. 🫡
The halftime show was phenomenal!
February 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The halftime show was phenomenal!
Wisdom from my four year old: We can bring Perla (our cat) to the water park.
We, in fact, cannot and will not do that.
We, in fact, cannot and will not do that.
February 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Wisdom from my four year old: We can bring Perla (our cat) to the water park.
We, in fact, cannot and will not do that.
We, in fact, cannot and will not do that.
“Well we can just play with sharks and give them pets.” -my four year old, arguing with me in a kind way why we can play with sharks. That’s the whole basis of her argument. We can just.
January 16, 2025 at 12:37 PM
“Well we can just play with sharks and give them pets.” -my four year old, arguing with me in a kind way why we can play with sharks. That’s the whole basis of her argument. We can just.
I don’t know if anyone else cares about this X-Men fact, but I love that Shatterstar and Adam X destroyed Murderworld so bad that Arcade put them on a “do not kidnap again” list.
December 8, 2024 at 2:18 AM
I don’t know if anyone else cares about this X-Men fact, but I love that Shatterstar and Adam X destroyed Murderworld so bad that Arcade put them on a “do not kidnap again” list.
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y'all fuck with [conspiratorial whisper] pleasant diversions?
April 30, 2024 at 11:47 PM
y'all fuck with [conspiratorial whisper] pleasant diversions?
Why… are there so many high waisted skinny pants and jeans out there I’m gonna look like Doctor Robotnik.
November 18, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Why… are there so many high waisted skinny pants and jeans out there I’m gonna look like Doctor Robotnik.
What stage of life is looking at Cillian Murphy’s character from 28 Days/Weeks/Years Later franchise and yelling “GOD! This man has gone through it!”
November 17, 2024 at 7:28 PM
What stage of life is looking at Cillian Murphy’s character from 28 Days/Weeks/Years Later franchise and yelling “GOD! This man has gone through it!”
Is there a t-shirt or a hat I can wear for people constantly wanting to try and pull “gotcha” moments on me? I’ll just get it to say “mm-hm, oh, wow, yah.” and point to each one as the response fits so I can keep reading my book.
November 17, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Is there a t-shirt or a hat I can wear for people constantly wanting to try and pull “gotcha” moments on me? I’ll just get it to say “mm-hm, oh, wow, yah.” and point to each one as the response fits so I can keep reading my book.
My seven year old delivered a “deez nuts” joke with *impeccable* timing.
So, I gathered my jaw and asked her if she knew what that meant, she of course didn’t, she heard it at school, etc. I told her how it’s a grown up joke and not appropriate for kids, but good lord. I was thrown.
So, I gathered my jaw and asked her if she knew what that meant, she of course didn’t, she heard it at school, etc. I told her how it’s a grown up joke and not appropriate for kids, but good lord. I was thrown.
November 16, 2024 at 1:00 AM
My seven year old delivered a “deez nuts” joke with *impeccable* timing.
So, I gathered my jaw and asked her if she knew what that meant, she of course didn’t, she heard it at school, etc. I told her how it’s a grown up joke and not appropriate for kids, but good lord. I was thrown.
So, I gathered my jaw and asked her if she knew what that meant, she of course didn’t, she heard it at school, etc. I told her how it’s a grown up joke and not appropriate for kids, but good lord. I was thrown.
I forgot I had a Twitter/X, so I deleted it. 🤷🏻♀️
November 15, 2024 at 12:50 PM
I forgot I had a Twitter/X, so I deleted it. 🤷🏻♀️
Listen, about 85% of the ocean floor has not yet been explored yet. There could be a really cool used bookstore down there.
April 27, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Listen, about 85% of the ocean floor has not yet been explored yet. There could be a really cool used bookstore down there.
I got asked why I’m so “loud” about trans rights and don’t I feel like it’s taking away from my womanhood????
Except, trans people aren’t the ones whittling away at my reproductive health and rights; it’s all cis men and women.
Except, trans people aren’t the ones whittling away at my reproductive health and rights; it’s all cis men and women.
April 2, 2024 at 5:48 PM
I got asked why I’m so “loud” about trans rights and don’t I feel like it’s taking away from my womanhood????
Except, trans people aren’t the ones whittling away at my reproductive health and rights; it’s all cis men and women.
Except, trans people aren’t the ones whittling away at my reproductive health and rights; it’s all cis men and women.
Quit dunking Mercury into Gatorade. The other Sailor Scouts are gonna get pissed.
April 1, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Quit dunking Mercury into Gatorade. The other Sailor Scouts are gonna get pissed.
Listening to my six year old sing to Kate Bush because the world didn’t end when I was 17. ❤️
March 31, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Listening to my six year old sing to Kate Bush because the world didn’t end when I was 17. ❤️