─ 𝘚𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯
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penned by pie. yeah . i made a slenderman. Whats it to you.
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penned by pie. yeah . i made a slenderman. Whats it to you.
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just wanted to let you know your bars are fricking trash. never pick up a microphone ever again
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See Jeff . I depicted myself as the chad nonchalant 7 feet tall cryptid, and you? As the chud weak minded soyjak.
January 29, 2026 at 11:38 PM
See Jeff . I depicted myself as the chad nonchalant 7 feet tall cryptid, and you? As the chud weak minded soyjak.
[ Just . teleporting away out of the way and making Jeff trip on his shoe, fixing his tie . ]
Get ahold of yourself, Jeff.
Oh, you might also have to take some medication, you might have contracted temporary Slender Sickness.
[ . Then he's Gone in a puff of smoke ]
Get ahold of yourself, Jeff.
Oh, you might also have to take some medication, you might have contracted temporary Slender Sickness.
[ . Then he's Gone in a puff of smoke ]
…….
[ jumping up to charge at him again . ]
[ jumping up to charge at him again . ]
...
I might or might have not put your hand in boiling water when you were sleeping . Just might have and might have not.
[ Slowly getting ready to teleport away ]
I might or might have not put your hand in boiling water when you were sleeping . Just might have and might have not.
[ Slowly getting ready to teleport away ]
January 29, 2026 at 11:36 PM
[ Just . teleporting away out of the way and making Jeff trip on his shoe, fixing his tie . ]
Get ahold of yourself, Jeff.
Oh, you might also have to take some medication, you might have contracted temporary Slender Sickness.
[ . Then he's Gone in a puff of smoke ]
Get ahold of yourself, Jeff.
Oh, you might also have to take some medication, you might have contracted temporary Slender Sickness.
[ . Then he's Gone in a puff of smoke ]
...
I might or might have not put your hand in boiling water when you were sleeping . Just might have and might have not.
[ Slowly getting ready to teleport away ]
I might or might have not put your hand in boiling water when you were sleeping . Just might have and might have not.
[ Slowly getting ready to teleport away ]
[ fucking ow .. ]
ghh .. i was taking a fuckin’ nap ! shithead ….
…. hey why’s my hand all pink .
ghh .. i was taking a fuckin’ nap ! shithead ….
…. hey why’s my hand all pink .
I'M GOING TO KILL YOUUUUUU.
[ He says before throwing Jeff against a wall . Yeowch . He coughs a bit, from what mouth? No idea ]
You need to take a JOKE, man, jeez.
[ Jeff's hand is also burnt... ]
[ He says before throwing Jeff against a wall . Yeowch . He coughs a bit, from what mouth? No idea ]
You need to take a JOKE, man, jeez.
[ Jeff's hand is also burnt... ]
January 29, 2026 at 11:33 PM
...
I might or might have not put your hand in boiling water when you were sleeping . Just might have and might have not.
[ Slowly getting ready to teleport away ]
I might or might have not put your hand in boiling water when you were sleeping . Just might have and might have not.
[ Slowly getting ready to teleport away ]
I'M GOING TO KILL YOUUUUUU.
[ He says before throwing Jeff against a wall . Yeowch . He coughs a bit, from what mouth? No idea ]
You need to take a JOKE, man, jeez.
[ Jeff's hand is also burnt... ]
[ He says before throwing Jeff against a wall . Yeowch . He coughs a bit, from what mouth? No idea ]
You need to take a JOKE, man, jeez.
[ Jeff's hand is also burnt... ]
[ FLAILING . THRASHING . ]
GGHKKGHKGGGKHK —
GGHKKGHKGGGKHK —
FUCKKKKKKKKKK. YOU. LITTLE SHIT. JEFF.
[ GENUINELY choking the other out with his tentacles ]
I HOPE YOU CHOKEEEEEEE
[ GENUINELY choking the other out with his tentacles ]
I HOPE YOU CHOKEEEEEEE
January 29, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I'M GOING TO KILL YOUUUUUU.
[ He says before throwing Jeff against a wall . Yeowch . He coughs a bit, from what mouth? No idea ]
You need to take a JOKE, man, jeez.
[ Jeff's hand is also burnt... ]
[ He says before throwing Jeff against a wall . Yeowch . He coughs a bit, from what mouth? No idea ]
You need to take a JOKE, man, jeez.
[ Jeff's hand is also burnt... ]
FUCKKKKKKKKKK. YOU. LITTLE SHIT. JEFF.
[ GENUINELY choking the other out with his tentacles ]
I HOPE YOU CHOKEEEEEEE
[ GENUINELY choking the other out with his tentacles ]
I HOPE YOU CHOKEEEEEEE
AAAGH —
[ he shoots up , impulsively grabbing his knife and stabbing it into slenderman’s leg . again . ]
[ he shoots up , impulsively grabbing his knife and stabbing it into slenderman’s leg . again . ]
... Is he even alive?
[ Looking away, pulling the boiling water away before slowly starting to play ANNOYINGLY loud static noises . Ear drumming sounds ... ]
[ Looking away, pulling the boiling water away before slowly starting to play ANNOYINGLY loud static noises . Ear drumming sounds ... ]
January 29, 2026 at 11:28 PM
FUCKKKKKKKKKK. YOU. LITTLE SHIT. JEFF.
[ GENUINELY choking the other out with his tentacles ]
I HOPE YOU CHOKEEEEEEE
[ GENUINELY choking the other out with his tentacles ]
I HOPE YOU CHOKEEEEEEE
I'm so old, man. And skinny. I'm so tired.
January 29, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I'm so old, man. And skinny. I'm so tired.
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February 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
... Is he even alive?
[ Looking away, pulling the boiling water away before slowly starting to play ANNOYINGLY loud static noises . Ear drumming sounds ... ]
[ Looking away, pulling the boiling water away before slowly starting to play ANNOYINGLY loud static noises . Ear drumming sounds ... ]
[ horrible day to have nerve damage . honk shoo . ]
[ Using his tentacles to put Jeff's hand in a boiling pot of water. ]
SLENDER TRICKEERRRRYYYY!!!
SLENDER TRICKEERRRRYYYY!!!
January 29, 2026 at 11:23 PM
... Is he even alive?
[ Looking away, pulling the boiling water away before slowly starting to play ANNOYINGLY loud static noises . Ear drumming sounds ... ]
[ Looking away, pulling the boiling water away before slowly starting to play ANNOYINGLY loud static noises . Ear drumming sounds ... ]
The whole family is reunited. We got Jack, we got Jeff, we got Toby... and we got Slenderman. That's great.
Kinda wish those three got along more well.
Kinda wish those three got along more well.
January 29, 2026 at 11:15 PM
The whole family is reunited. We got Jack, we got Jeff, we got Toby... and we got Slenderman. That's great.
Kinda wish those three got along more well.
Kinda wish those three got along more well.
[ Using his tentacles to put Jeff's hand in a boiling pot of water. ]
SLENDER TRICKEERRRRYYYY!!!
SLENDER TRICKEERRRRYYYY!!!
[ suddenly snoring loud as fuck ??? ]
January 29, 2026 at 11:14 PM
[ Using his tentacles to put Jeff's hand in a boiling pot of water. ]
SLENDER TRICKEERRRRYYYY!!!
SLENDER TRICKEERRRRYYYY!!!
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STOP. FIGHTING. YOU TWO.
January 29, 2026 at 10:27 PM
STOP. FIGHTING. YOU TWO.
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⭑ I've pulled some strings. You don't die as easily this time.
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January 28, 2026 at 6:33 AM
⭑ I've pulled some strings. You don't die as easily this time.
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Gotta reunite the family unless they'll KILL each other.
January 29, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Gotta reunite the family unless they'll KILL each other.
We're LIKE a family, you gotta tolerate your annoying cousin you don't know from time to time, you know?
I mean, at least he isn't doing much outside of being annoying.
I mean, at least he isn't doing much outside of being annoying.
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emphasis on s-s-s-s- "𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨."
but whatever. i don't make the rules.
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emphasis on s-s-s-s- "𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨."
but whatever. i don't make the rules.
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I mean, I keep countless other killers in the manor, they're just way less edgy, Jeff is one of those.
So, he has to stay, despite my reluctance, if we leave him around in the wild he's probably gonna start swearing revenge on us or something, seems like the type.
And he's funny sometimes.
So, he has to stay, despite my reluctance, if we leave him around in the wild he's probably gonna start swearing revenge on us or something, seems like the type.
And he's funny sometimes.
January 29, 2026 at 9:22 PM
We're LIKE a family, you gotta tolerate your annoying cousin you don't know from time to time, you know?
I mean, at least he isn't doing much outside of being annoying.
I mean, at least he isn't doing much outside of being annoying.
I mean, I keep countless other killers in the manor, they're just way less edgy, Jeff is one of those.
So, he has to stay, despite my reluctance, if we leave him around in the wild he's probably gonna start swearing revenge on us or something, seems like the type.
And he's funny sometimes.
So, he has to stay, despite my reluctance, if we leave him around in the wild he's probably gonna start swearing revenge on us or something, seems like the type.
And he's funny sometimes.
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really don't -- really don't --
really don't understand why y - you keep him ..
around.
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really don't -- really don't --
really don't understand why y - you keep him ..
around.
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Not a majority of us like him, actually. But he's part of our non-blood related family, so we gotta take him in like one.
He's erratic, though. Stabbed me in the shin, nearly paralysed him after that.
He's erratic, though. Stabbed me in the shin, nearly paralysed him after that.
January 29, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I mean, I keep countless other killers in the manor, they're just way less edgy, Jeff is one of those.
So, he has to stay, despite my reluctance, if we leave him around in the wild he's probably gonna start swearing revenge on us or something, seems like the type.
And he's funny sometimes.
So, he has to stay, despite my reluctance, if we leave him around in the wild he's probably gonna start swearing revenge on us or something, seems like the type.
And he's funny sometimes.
Not a majority of us like him, actually. But he's part of our non-blood related family, so we gotta take him in like one.
He's erratic, though. Stabbed me in the shin, nearly paralysed him after that.
He's erratic, though. Stabbed me in the shin, nearly paralysed him after that.
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oh.
yeah that dude is SCARILY ugly. like it's bad.
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oh.
yeah that dude is SCARILY ugly. like it's bad.
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He's ugly. Very. Very ugly.
January 29, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Not a majority of us like him, actually. But he's part of our non-blood related family, so we gotta take him in like one.
He's erratic, though. Stabbed me in the shin, nearly paralysed him after that.
He's erratic, though. Stabbed me in the shin, nearly paralysed him after that.
He's ugly. Very. Very ugly.
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what the shit are you talking about
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what the shit are you talking about
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Why is Jeff...
[ Reading from a paper like it's a script ]
'Chopped' and 'Lowkegenuinely' mid.
[ Reading from a paper like it's a script ]
'Chopped' and 'Lowkegenuinely' mid.
January 29, 2026 at 9:02 PM
He's ugly. Very. Very ugly.
OOC QUESTION
What would you say is your biggest weakness as an RPer?
What would you say is your biggest weakness as an RPer?
January 29, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Why is Jeff...
[ Reading from a paper like it's a script ]
'Chopped' and 'Lowkegenuinely' mid.
[ Reading from a paper like it's a script ]
'Chopped' and 'Lowkegenuinely' mid.
January 29, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Why is Jeff...
[ Reading from a paper like it's a script ]
'Chopped' and 'Lowkegenuinely' mid.
[ Reading from a paper like it's a script ]
'Chopped' and 'Lowkegenuinely' mid.
Coral Glasses?
They don't usually come in that shape, actually .
They don't usually come in that shape, actually .
January 29, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Coral Glasses?
They don't usually come in that shape, actually .
They don't usually come in that shape, actually .
I'm telling the sales person to collect my pages
January 29, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I'm telling the sales person to collect my pages