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── 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦, 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘦.
Pinned

n-n-not as cool, since you're COPYING me.
𝘛𝘪𝘤𝘤𝘪 𝘛𝘰𝘣𝘪 , 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦

𝘛𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧𝘧 .

e-e-eyeless jack, more like

eyeless j-j-j-jackin' OFF!
January 30, 2026 at 12:41 AM

e-e-eyeless jack, more like

eyeless j-j-j-jackin' OFF!
January 29, 2026 at 10:51 PM

AND YOU SW-SW-SW-SWALLOW!!!!
YOU SUCK NUTS AND BALLS

YOU'RE -- YOU'RE -- YOU'RE

UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 29, 2026 at 10:10 PM

YOU'RE -- YOU'RE -- YOU'RE

UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i was SO excited to see my best bro toby and he caLLS ME UGLY
January 29, 2026 at 10:07 PM

emphasis on s-s-s-s- "𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨."

but whatever. i don't make the rules.
I mean, I keep countless other killers in the manor, they're just way less edgy, Jeff is one of those.

So, he has to stay, despite my reluctance, if we leave him around in the wild he's probably gonna start swearing revenge on us or something, seems like the type.

And he's funny sometimes.

really don't -- really don't --
really don't understand why y - you keep him ..
around.
January 29, 2026 at 9:19 PM

really don't -- really don't --
really don't understand why y - you keep him ..
around.
Not a majority of us like him, actually. But he's part of our non-blood related family, so we gotta take him in like one.

He's erratic, though. Stabbed me in the shin, nearly paralysed him after that.

oh.

yeah that dude is SCARILY ugly. like it's bad.
January 29, 2026 at 9:08 PM

oh.

yeah that dude is SCARILY ugly. like it's bad.
He's ugly. Very. Very ugly.

what the shit are you talking about
January 29, 2026 at 9:04 PM

what the shit are you talking about
Why is Jeff...

[ Reading from a paper like it's a script ]

'Chopped' and 'Lowkegenuinely' mid.
January 29, 2026 at 9:01 PM
January 29, 2026 at 8:58 PM

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐌 !
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐌 !
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐌 !
January 29, 2026 at 8:55 PM