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penned by pie. yeah . i made a slenderman. Whats it to you.
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just wanted to let you know your bars are fricking trash. never pick up a microphone ever again

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You're going to get Slender... Sick. Ness.
January 29, 2026 at 2:02 PM
[ Wrapping his tentacles around a bag of chips, popping it open and eating it all without moving a single arm. How does he eat it? He probably has one way to do it. ]
January 29, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I’m not a cringe wannabe tough creepypasta at all. I’m 48. I work so hard man. It never gets better. Turn back now. Stop the clock. Save yourselves. Top 10 - Creepypasta Memes funny or whatever the fuck you kids say
January 29, 2026 at 4:24 AM
pie

(what if they all lived in Slendermans Manor)
January 29, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I'm never letting you crash in my mansion again dude .
blehhhh :p
I'M WHITE BUT I'M NOT A LOSER. Okay? I'm a fully working, business man, office job. You should know of this. It's just in the middle of the woods.
January 29, 2026 at 4:13 AM
More cake for slendy?
January 29, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I'M WHITE BUT I'M NOT A LOSER. Okay? I'm a fully working, business man, office job. You should know of this. It's just in the middle of the woods.
look in the mirror right fucking now man
I'll call you whatever I want white loser
January 29, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Collect my pages.
January 29, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I'll call you whatever I want white loser
weren’t you just calling me a squeaker . make up your mind .
Jeff is a full grown dude Not a 'wittle dude' .
January 29, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Jeff is a full grown dude Not a 'wittle dude' .
January 29, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Was I too harsh on my judgement
January 29, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I'd cut my cheekbones too if I looked like that too bruh That's fucked up what they be doin' to yall . I ain't even gon hold u bruh I be sayin thats fucked up like bro u probably had the full wash and set and ya shit be fire u prolly think if they aint cut yo shit fuck it tho bro it's your life
January 29, 2026 at 3:36 AM
pie

(if we had a Ticci Toby and a Eyeless Jack we could make the funniest shit ever)
January 29, 2026 at 3:32 AM
The squeakers hate the Slender Drip whenever I pull up to the function they start yellin' n' shit
January 29, 2026 at 3:30 AM
pie

(having two consecutive ints with Jeff the Killer as Slenderman is a fever dream)
January 29, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Balance the pinned right now or THE Slenderman will kill you
January 29, 2026 at 3:13 AM
just wanted to let you know your bars are fricking trash. never pick up a microphone ever again

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January 29, 2026 at 3:02 AM