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a screenshot of a video game shows a robot standing in front of a building with the number 51,738 at the top
ALT: a screenshot of a video game shows a robot standing in front of a building with the number 51,738 at the top
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this shit is nothing like super mario galaxy .
January 21, 2026 at 5:12 PM
hal🪽

i hope my portrayal of kel isn’t Ass btw . or annoying .
January 21, 2026 at 4:47 PM
i used to be normal ……………….
January 21, 2026 at 4:46 PM
aughhhhhhh AUUUGGHHHHH how the fuck am i supposed to do my job and write all of these reports when cats with gogo boots are just !!!! out there !!!!!!!
January 21, 2026 at 4:45 PM
hal🪽

loudass gulp i have this overwhelming feeling that people are upset w me
January 21, 2026 at 1:29 PM
January 21, 2026 at 1:23 PM
hal🪽

fried
If you had to describe your muse in ONE word then what would you say?
January 21, 2026 at 1:20 PM
they keep taking my shrimp
January 21, 2026 at 1:16 PM
eeehehhehehhhh i got minecraft working on the computer heheh
January 21, 2026 at 12:48 PM
hal🪽

can someone make a copy of that document before he eventually backtracks and deletes it . i would but i’m not on my pc
January 21, 2026 at 12:39 PM
fuuuuuck is this real …..
January 21, 2026 at 8:53 AM
[ waking up in a cold sweat . ]

LET ME OUT OF – oh .
January 21, 2026 at 8:16 AM
hal🪽

oh good my mattress is Hella deflated now
January 21, 2026 at 7:32 AM
…….
[ passing out and collapsing onto the floor . ]
January 21, 2026 at 4:05 AM
i’m bisexual btw [ okay man ?? ]
January 21, 2026 at 4:02 AM
i didn’t screenshot 67 in time i’m a fuckignh faillire
January 21, 2026 at 4:01 AM
…. [ slowly dozing off ….. ]
January 21, 2026 at 3:52 AM
the fog is coming
January 21, 2026 at 3:32 AM
are you sure .
they could get you .
... go sleep, i'll keep you safe.
can’t . it’s not safe to sleep at night . it’s easier to work during the day .
January 21, 2026 at 3:16 AM
they call me john alien
January 21, 2026 at 3:08 AM
can’t . it’s not safe to sleep at night . it’s easier to work during the day .
[ snapping to attention. ] a FEW? holy shit, dude, take a break.
i haven’t slept in a few days so i’m …
[ guh . rubbing at his eyes . ]
i think i need more coffee .
January 21, 2026 at 3:03 AM
i haven’t slept in a few days so i’m …
[ guh . rubbing at his eyes . ]
i think i need more coffee .
i can tell. [ softly laughing - ]
mmmno . sorry . zoning out like crazy right now …
January 21, 2026 at 2:58 AM
hal🪽

sorry for him he hasn’t slept in three days
January 21, 2026 at 2:54 AM
…… kelpy .
yuuuup , that’s my name . heha …..
[ Raising an eyebrow. ]

Kishibe, nice to met you... Dr Kelpy.
that’s okay .
that’s not the . weirdest thing that’s happened to me , i guess ..?
January 21, 2026 at 2:54 AM
mmmno . sorry . zoning out like crazy right now …
January 21, 2026 at 2:52 AM