I've always considered my equipment to be average or slightly lighter-duty compared to standard, and then somebody draws something that I'm like "yeah it's about like that" and everyone loses their damn minds about it being HUGE without leaving the realm of natural human proportion.
Huh.
Huh.
December 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I've always considered my equipment to be average or slightly lighter-duty compared to standard, and then somebody draws something that I'm like "yeah it's about like that" and everyone loses their damn minds about it being HUGE without leaving the realm of natural human proportion.
Huh.
Huh.
I draw sometimes. I really need to get back to this... CREATURE of a man.
Given that he's my preference in men... I probably need to reevaluate my life and my relationship with gender and sexuality... But that's something for future Ezram to handle.
Given that he's my preference in men... I probably need to reevaluate my life and my relationship with gender and sexuality... But that's something for future Ezram to handle.
December 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I draw sometimes. I really need to get back to this... CREATURE of a man.
Given that he's my preference in men... I probably need to reevaluate my life and my relationship with gender and sexuality... But that's something for future Ezram to handle.
Given that he's my preference in men... I probably need to reevaluate my life and my relationship with gender and sexuality... But that's something for future Ezram to handle.
The packaging: DUDE WIPES
Me: yeah okay it's a uselessly gendered item, whatever.
The packaging: MINT CHILL
Me: NOW HOLD ON JUST A GODDAMN MINUTE WHY ARE WE MINTING MY ASSHOLE
Me: yeah okay it's a uselessly gendered item, whatever.
The packaging: MINT CHILL
Me: NOW HOLD ON JUST A GODDAMN MINUTE WHY ARE WE MINTING MY ASSHOLE
December 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The packaging: DUDE WIPES
Me: yeah okay it's a uselessly gendered item, whatever.
The packaging: MINT CHILL
Me: NOW HOLD ON JUST A GODDAMN MINUTE WHY ARE WE MINTING MY ASSHOLE
Me: yeah okay it's a uselessly gendered item, whatever.
The packaging: MINT CHILL
Me: NOW HOLD ON JUST A GODDAMN MINUTE WHY ARE WE MINTING MY ASSHOLE
Blood.
Dubious source.
Accept?
Dubious source.
Accept?
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Blood.
Dubious source.
Accept?
Dubious source.
Accept?
If you haven't seen Hazbin Hotel season 2 yet, here's my takeaway.
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 AM
If you haven't seen Hazbin Hotel season 2 yet, here's my takeaway.
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Hello Bluesky, I'm the Genie.
Give me your wishes and I will seek to ruin them. I'm quite fond of the Monkey's Paw, but I have a bit more liberty than it has. I'll still try to be reasonable with the ways in which I ruin your desires, though.
#games #mindgames #monkeyspaw #genie #wishes
Give me your wishes and I will seek to ruin them. I'm quite fond of the Monkey's Paw, but I have a bit more liberty than it has. I'll still try to be reasonable with the ways in which I ruin your desires, though.
#games #mindgames #monkeyspaw #genie #wishes
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Hello Bluesky, I'm the Genie.
Give me your wishes and I will seek to ruin them. I'm quite fond of the Monkey's Paw, but I have a bit more liberty than it has. I'll still try to be reasonable with the ways in which I ruin your desires, though.
#games #mindgames #monkeyspaw #genie #wishes
Give me your wishes and I will seek to ruin them. I'm quite fond of the Monkey's Paw, but I have a bit more liberty than it has. I'll still try to be reasonable with the ways in which I ruin your desires, though.
#games #mindgames #monkeyspaw #genie #wishes
It amuses me that the night shift people are made fun of for their "excessive caffeine consumption" when they're drinking regular energy drinks while the morning shift isn't mocked for drinking triple strength energy drinks.
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It amuses me that the night shift people are made fun of for their "excessive caffeine consumption" when they're drinking regular energy drinks while the morning shift isn't mocked for drinking triple strength energy drinks.
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i need millions of money
October 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
i need millions of money
@jandri.bsky.social found something
October 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
@jandri.bsky.social found something
I think it's time for me to quit Doordash again and get a job.
I'm so immensely depressed every time I do doordash at this point that it's unreal. I'd rather wrap my car around a tree than deliver another Taco Bell order.
I'm so immensely depressed every time I do doordash at this point that it's unreal. I'd rather wrap my car around a tree than deliver another Taco Bell order.
October 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I think it's time for me to quit Doordash again and get a job.
I'm so immensely depressed every time I do doordash at this point that it's unreal. I'd rather wrap my car around a tree than deliver another Taco Bell order.
I'm so immensely depressed every time I do doordash at this point that it's unreal. I'd rather wrap my car around a tree than deliver another Taco Bell order.
I've decided to affectionately refer to this government as the fatshits regime.
October 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I've decided to affectionately refer to this government as the fatshits regime.
Not doing so hot, tbh.
October 4, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Not doing so hot, tbh.
Watched KPDH again with my girlfriend.
Yeah so that's another movie I wanna show my parents but they wouldn't understand.
Add that to the list of now two movies, with Nimona.
Yeah so that's another movie I wanna show my parents but they wouldn't understand.
Add that to the list of now two movies, with Nimona.
October 4, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Watched KPDH again with my girlfriend.
Yeah so that's another movie I wanna show my parents but they wouldn't understand.
Add that to the list of now two movies, with Nimona.
Yeah so that's another movie I wanna show my parents but they wouldn't understand.
Add that to the list of now two movies, with Nimona.
So uh
It happened again.
Introduced my girlfriend to Neon White.
I got stuck on the second chapter - I know HOW to do it, it's just the matter of DOING it - and quit before I raged.
She beat chapter 2 and went back, got gifts from chapter 1, and did Violet's special stage.
Tutorial NPC. Again.
It happened again.
Introduced my girlfriend to Neon White.
I got stuck on the second chapter - I know HOW to do it, it's just the matter of DOING it - and quit before I raged.
She beat chapter 2 and went back, got gifts from chapter 1, and did Violet's special stage.
Tutorial NPC. Again.
October 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
So uh
It happened again.
Introduced my girlfriend to Neon White.
I got stuck on the second chapter - I know HOW to do it, it's just the matter of DOING it - and quit before I raged.
She beat chapter 2 and went back, got gifts from chapter 1, and did Violet's special stage.
Tutorial NPC. Again.
It happened again.
Introduced my girlfriend to Neon White.
I got stuck on the second chapter - I know HOW to do it, it's just the matter of DOING it - and quit before I raged.
She beat chapter 2 and went back, got gifts from chapter 1, and did Violet's special stage.
Tutorial NPC. Again.
My girlfriend is playing Inscryption for the first time (oh yeah I'm here too).
She pissed off the Angler and he flooded the board with Mighty Leap Grizzlies.
On the tutorial run.
It took me a solid hour of learning the game to even GET TO the Angler.
Bruh.
She pissed off the Angler and he flooded the board with Mighty Leap Grizzlies.
On the tutorial run.
It took me a solid hour of learning the game to even GET TO the Angler.
Bruh.
September 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My girlfriend is playing Inscryption for the first time (oh yeah I'm here too).
She pissed off the Angler and he flooded the board with Mighty Leap Grizzlies.
On the tutorial run.
It took me a solid hour of learning the game to even GET TO the Angler.
Bruh.
She pissed off the Angler and he flooded the board with Mighty Leap Grizzlies.
On the tutorial run.
It took me a solid hour of learning the game to even GET TO the Angler.
Bruh.
Just heard Trump is trying to shut down the government until trans healthcare is banned entirely...
Uh... Cool? Not like the government is doing anything helpful for fuckin anybody right now.
I get the sentiment he's expressing but like bro this is not the power move you think it is.
Uh... Cool? Not like the government is doing anything helpful for fuckin anybody right now.
I get the sentiment he's expressing but like bro this is not the power move you think it is.
September 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Just heard Trump is trying to shut down the government until trans healthcare is banned entirely...
Uh... Cool? Not like the government is doing anything helpful for fuckin anybody right now.
I get the sentiment he's expressing but like bro this is not the power move you think it is.
Uh... Cool? Not like the government is doing anything helpful for fuckin anybody right now.
I get the sentiment he's expressing but like bro this is not the power move you think it is.
The time when people are most truly, unabashedly their raw, unfiltered, actual selves is when they are at home, sitting on their own toilet.
September 26, 2025 at 9:15 AM
The time when people are most truly, unabashedly their raw, unfiltered, actual selves is when they are at home, sitting on their own toilet.
So apparently the rapture was supposed to happen Tuesday or whatever.
The IFB movement got it wrong I can definitely tell you that.
Anyway hi hello it's me the local anarchist who is so done with all this religious shit and thinks the government should burn.
The IFB movement got it wrong I can definitely tell you that.
Anyway hi hello it's me the local anarchist who is so done with all this religious shit and thinks the government should burn.
September 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
So apparently the rapture was supposed to happen Tuesday or whatever.
The IFB movement got it wrong I can definitely tell you that.
Anyway hi hello it's me the local anarchist who is so done with all this religious shit and thinks the government should burn.
The IFB movement got it wrong I can definitely tell you that.
Anyway hi hello it's me the local anarchist who is so done with all this religious shit and thinks the government should burn.
Well, I can finally listen to the KPDH soundtrack.
Crazy how that movie so effectively addresses censorship and religious trauma.
Maybe that's just me.
Crazy how that movie so effectively addresses censorship and religious trauma.
Maybe that's just me.
September 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Well, I can finally listen to the KPDH soundtrack.
Crazy how that movie so effectively addresses censorship and religious trauma.
Maybe that's just me.
Crazy how that movie so effectively addresses censorship and religious trauma.
Maybe that's just me.
So I'm gonna propose tonight.
She doesn't have Bluesky so I can say that here.
I will also publicly say that "September" by Earth Wind and Fire had a significant effect on my choice to go ahead and do it tonight.
She doesn't have Bluesky so I can say that here.
I will also publicly say that "September" by Earth Wind and Fire had a significant effect on my choice to go ahead and do it tonight.
September 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
So I'm gonna propose tonight.
She doesn't have Bluesky so I can say that here.
I will also publicly say that "September" by Earth Wind and Fire had a significant effect on my choice to go ahead and do it tonight.
She doesn't have Bluesky so I can say that here.
I will also publicly say that "September" by Earth Wind and Fire had a significant effect on my choice to go ahead and do it tonight.