I was vibin with it too, all like "I! Like! Big boys! Itty bi-WHUH HUH???"
February 12, 2026 at 8:03 AM
I was vibin with it too, all like "I! Like! Big boys! Itty bi-WHUH HUH???"
r/addressme called.
They want to offer you a job.
They want to offer you a job.
February 7, 2026 at 4:59 AM
r/addressme called.
They want to offer you a job.
They want to offer you a job.
TO BE FAIR
If it's boxers, the first one can apply.
But in the case of briefs, yes. You are correct.
If it's boxers, the first one can apply.
But in the case of briefs, yes. You are correct.
February 7, 2026 at 4:55 AM
TO BE FAIR
If it's boxers, the first one can apply.
But in the case of briefs, yes. You are correct.
If it's boxers, the first one can apply.
But in the case of briefs, yes. You are correct.
Please APOLOGIZE before my THERAPIST knows your NAME
February 4, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Please APOLOGIZE before my THERAPIST knows your NAME
I will stand by my assertion that I do not get paid enough for how utterly stupid I am.
February 1, 2026 at 11:13 AM
I will stand by my assertion that I do not get paid enough for how utterly stupid I am.
Finally, a Google headline that redirects to Bluesky instead of shitter.
Society is FINALLY coming to its senses.
Society is FINALLY coming to its senses.
January 30, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Finally, a Google headline that redirects to Bluesky instead of shitter.
Society is FINALLY coming to its senses.
Society is FINALLY coming to its senses.
Ew, gross, that's like wanting to bite the guy behind the meat counter because he sold you a great steak.
I'm here to partake in the art because the artist does a good job. I'm not here to partake in THE ARTIST.
I'm here to partake in the art because the artist does a good job. I'm not here to partake in THE ARTIST.
January 26, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Ew, gross, that's like wanting to bite the guy behind the meat counter because he sold you a great steak.
I'm here to partake in the art because the artist does a good job. I'm not here to partake in THE ARTIST.
I'm here to partake in the art because the artist does a good job. I'm not here to partake in THE ARTIST.
Okay I'll step off my soapbox. Just had to get that out there.
January 25, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Okay I'll step off my soapbox. Just had to get that out there.
It can connect to the Internet.
It can play games.
It can play multiplayer games on the Internet.
It lets you play multiplayer games because it can.
Not because you pay some multi billion dollar corporation on a monthly basis to give you access to something it can already do.
Steam is free.
It can play games.
It can play multiplayer games on the Internet.
It lets you play multiplayer games because it can.
Not because you pay some multi billion dollar corporation on a monthly basis to give you access to something it can already do.
Steam is free.
January 25, 2026 at 7:59 AM
It can connect to the Internet.
It can play games.
It can play multiplayer games on the Internet.
It lets you play multiplayer games because it can.
Not because you pay some multi billion dollar corporation on a monthly basis to give you access to something it can already do.
Steam is free.
It can play games.
It can play multiplayer games on the Internet.
It lets you play multiplayer games because it can.
Not because you pay some multi billion dollar corporation on a monthly basis to give you access to something it can already do.
Steam is free.
And then you have three more years before you buy another console.
That's another console worth of subscription payments.
Meanwhile, steam machine is projected to be 600 to 900 (all estimates so far).
Yes, it's pricier up front. But you don't have to pay the FUCKING STUPID SUBSCRIPTION.
That's another console worth of subscription payments.
Meanwhile, steam machine is projected to be 600 to 900 (all estimates so far).
Yes, it's pricier up front. But you don't have to pay the FUCKING STUPID SUBSCRIPTION.
January 25, 2026 at 7:58 AM
And then you have three more years before you buy another console.
That's another console worth of subscription payments.
Meanwhile, steam machine is projected to be 600 to 900 (all estimates so far).
Yes, it's pricier up front. But you don't have to pay the FUCKING STUPID SUBSCRIPTION.
That's another console worth of subscription payments.
Meanwhile, steam machine is projected to be 600 to 900 (all estimates so far).
Yes, it's pricier up front. But you don't have to pay the FUCKING STUPID SUBSCRIPTION.
And people are complaining about the price.
There are people paying an extra 240 bucks a year - yes, ANNUALLY, by that monthly subscription cumulation - for both Xbox and PlayStation, or Xbox and Nintendo, to play online...
On top of a 400+ dollar console.
In two years you've paid 850+.
There are people paying an extra 240 bucks a year - yes, ANNUALLY, by that monthly subscription cumulation - for both Xbox and PlayStation, or Xbox and Nintendo, to play online...
On top of a 400+ dollar console.
In two years you've paid 850+.
January 25, 2026 at 7:56 AM
And people are complaining about the price.
There are people paying an extra 240 bucks a year - yes, ANNUALLY, by that monthly subscription cumulation - for both Xbox and PlayStation, or Xbox and Nintendo, to play online...
On top of a 400+ dollar console.
In two years you've paid 850+.
There are people paying an extra 240 bucks a year - yes, ANNUALLY, by that monthly subscription cumulation - for both Xbox and PlayStation, or Xbox and Nintendo, to play online...
On top of a 400+ dollar console.
In two years you've paid 850+.
The point is FREE ONLINE MULTIPLAYER.
Because if you have Internet access built into a device, and the device has the ability to play online multiplayer games, it is LUDICROUS to pay EXTRA to be able to do something the device can ALREADY INTRINSICALLY DO.
IT'S THE CORRECT CHOICE.
Because if you have Internet access built into a device, and the device has the ability to play online multiplayer games, it is LUDICROUS to pay EXTRA to be able to do something the device can ALREADY INTRINSICALLY DO.
IT'S THE CORRECT CHOICE.
January 25, 2026 at 7:54 AM
The point is FREE ONLINE MULTIPLAYER.
Because if you have Internet access built into a device, and the device has the ability to play online multiplayer games, it is LUDICROUS to pay EXTRA to be able to do something the device can ALREADY INTRINSICALLY DO.
IT'S THE CORRECT CHOICE.
Because if you have Internet access built into a device, and the device has the ability to play online multiplayer games, it is LUDICROUS to pay EXTRA to be able to do something the device can ALREADY INTRINSICALLY DO.
IT'S THE CORRECT CHOICE.
All the people getting hype for the Steam Machine have it wrong.
Yes. You can bring your gaming PC to your living room TV.
Yes. You'll get a console-comparable experience.
Yes. You'll have your whole library without having to stream it from a desktop.
That's not the point.
You're missing it.
Yes. You can bring your gaming PC to your living room TV.
Yes. You'll get a console-comparable experience.
Yes. You'll have your whole library without having to stream it from a desktop.
That's not the point.
You're missing it.
January 25, 2026 at 7:47 AM
All the people getting hype for the Steam Machine have it wrong.
Yes. You can bring your gaming PC to your living room TV.
Yes. You'll get a console-comparable experience.
Yes. You'll have your whole library without having to stream it from a desktop.
That's not the point.
You're missing it.
Yes. You can bring your gaming PC to your living room TV.
Yes. You'll get a console-comparable experience.
Yes. You'll have your whole library without having to stream it from a desktop.
That's not the point.
You're missing it.
Assuming that's ONLY an hour hand, that would be an OBSCENELY gruesome way to die. You have to watch as everyone else's head is slowly, agonizingly cut off, blood gushing everywhere, knowing you have to watch this happen ten more times before experiencing it yourself.
January 18, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Assuming that's ONLY an hour hand, that would be an OBSCENELY gruesome way to die. You have to watch as everyone else's head is slowly, agonizingly cut off, blood gushing everywhere, knowing you have to watch this happen ten more times before experiencing it yourself.
How the FUCK is that COMPLETELY INCORRECT series of words so INCOMPREHENSIBLY TRUE
January 14, 2026 at 8:22 AM
How the FUCK is that COMPLETELY INCORRECT series of words so INCOMPREHENSIBLY TRUE
I don't like having to tell my fiance to kill anyone that enters the house without permission.
Kill ICE. Don't abolish them, kill them. All of them.
Kill ICE. Don't abolish them, kill them. All of them.
January 13, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I don't like having to tell my fiance to kill anyone that enters the house without permission.
Kill ICE. Don't abolish them, kill them. All of them.
Kill ICE. Don't abolish them, kill them. All of them.
Woah...
Damn. Nice. You should be proud.
Damn. Nice. You should be proud.
January 12, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Woah...
Damn. Nice. You should be proud.
Damn. Nice. You should be proud.
Pick the meth, sell the meth, buy estrogen, sell the estrogen to people who need it (at a reasonably low price set by demand largely independent of supply), buy more meth, sell the meth at a massive markup to the rich (to get them addicted), buy way more estrogen, sell it at a massive markdown...
January 12, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Pick the meth, sell the meth, buy estrogen, sell the estrogen to people who need it (at a reasonably low price set by demand largely independent of supply), buy more meth, sell the meth at a massive markup to the rich (to get them addicted), buy way more estrogen, sell it at a massive markdown...
Sleep is homophobic.
What do you mean I have to stop listening to my sexy pookie and lose consciousness?
What do you mean I have to stop listening to my sexy pookie and lose consciousness?
January 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Sleep is homophobic.
What do you mean I have to stop listening to my sexy pookie and lose consciousness?
What do you mean I have to stop listening to my sexy pookie and lose consciousness?
Settings >> Accessibility >> Require Alt Text Before Posting >> ON
That won't let you post without putting alt text in!
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That won't let you post without putting alt text in!
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January 7, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Settings >> Accessibility >> Require Alt Text Before Posting >> ON
That won't let you post without putting alt text in!
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That won't let you post without putting alt text in!
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Mario with short sleeves looks fundamentally incorrect.
January 6, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Mario with short sleeves looks fundamentally incorrect.