Matt
@ezragarrison.bsky.social
Human, dad, proud liberal, 2A, PS5, 🤘death metal🤘, hip-hop, bikes, cameras, drones, Subarus, kitties and whatever I think is fun
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Matt
@ezragarrison.bsky.social
· Feb 13
How backwards is it that we're in a timeline where I'm the "bleeding heart liberal" AND I'm the one who wants to use his diesel truck to block a tesla charger 🤔
Reposted by Matt
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
FUCK ICE
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK THIS ENTIRE REGIME
FUCK EVERY GODDAMN REPUGLICUNT IN EXISTENCE
MAY EVERY HORROR YOU'VE PERPETRATED ON THIS WORLD BE VISITED UPON YOU AND YOURS FOR GENERATIONS
MAY THE EARTH BE SALTED OF YOU AND MAY YOUR GRAVES BE PUBLIC TOILETS
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK THIS ENTIRE REGIME
FUCK EVERY GODDAMN REPUGLICUNT IN EXISTENCE
MAY EVERY HORROR YOU'VE PERPETRATED ON THIS WORLD BE VISITED UPON YOU AND YOURS FOR GENERATIONS
MAY THE EARTH BE SALTED OF YOU AND MAY YOUR GRAVES BE PUBLIC TOILETS
January 7, 2026 at 7:22 PM
FUCK ICE
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK THIS ENTIRE REGIME
FUCK EVERY GODDAMN REPUGLICUNT IN EXISTENCE
MAY EVERY HORROR YOU'VE PERPETRATED ON THIS WORLD BE VISITED UPON YOU AND YOURS FOR GENERATIONS
MAY THE EARTH BE SALTED OF YOU AND MAY YOUR GRAVES BE PUBLIC TOILETS
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK THIS ENTIRE REGIME
FUCK EVERY GODDAMN REPUGLICUNT IN EXISTENCE
MAY EVERY HORROR YOU'VE PERPETRATED ON THIS WORLD BE VISITED UPON YOU AND YOURS FOR GENERATIONS
MAY THE EARTH BE SALTED OF YOU AND MAY YOUR GRAVES BE PUBLIC TOILETS
Republicans shouldn't be called conservative.
They don't conserve a goddamn thing.
They don't believe in the future, they don't believe in conservation, they are legitimately the most short-sighted fools on the face of the planet.
They don't conserve a goddamn thing.
They don't believe in the future, they don't believe in conservation, they are legitimately the most short-sighted fools on the face of the planet.
January 7, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Republicans shouldn't be called conservative.
They don't conserve a goddamn thing.
They don't believe in the future, they don't believe in conservation, they are legitimately the most short-sighted fools on the face of the planet.
They don't conserve a goddamn thing.
They don't believe in the future, they don't believe in conservation, they are legitimately the most short-sighted fools on the face of the planet.
"I am Hyperion, Hyperion Adonis, Keymaster of Gozer. Volguus Zildrohar, Lord of the Sebouillia. Are you the Gatekeeper?"
#MaineCoon #CatsOfBluesky #Ghostbusters #anotherhashtag
#MaineCoon #CatsOfBluesky #Ghostbusters #anotherhashtag
January 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM
"I am Hyperion, Hyperion Adonis, Keymaster of Gozer. Volguus Zildrohar, Lord of the Sebouillia. Are you the Gatekeeper?"
#MaineCoon #CatsOfBluesky #Ghostbusters #anotherhashtag
#MaineCoon #CatsOfBluesky #Ghostbusters #anotherhashtag
As of today every person who was born in the year 2000 now meets the legal age requirement to rent a car in the United States. Congratulations, you've surpassed the final age threshold before retirement, onward to the grave. #HappyNewYear
January 1, 2026 at 9:36 PM
As of today every person who was born in the year 2000 now meets the legal age requirement to rent a car in the United States. Congratulations, you've surpassed the final age threshold before retirement, onward to the grave. #HappyNewYear
I adore Al Roker, that man is a treasure
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I adore Al Roker, that man is a treasure
There should be a roomba for toilets. Like, a tiny little pool vacuum that does its thing when you're not doing yours.
October 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
There should be a roomba for toilets. Like, a tiny little pool vacuum that does its thing when you're not doing yours.
Fall and winter are dumb. It's dark all morning, then it feels like morning for about an hour, then it suddenly becomes evening for the rest of the day until the sun sets at 4pm because we turn the clocks back for some stupid reason and make it even worse.
#permanentdaylightsavingsplease
#permanentdaylightsavingsplease
October 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Fall and winter are dumb. It's dark all morning, then it feels like morning for about an hour, then it suddenly becomes evening for the rest of the day until the sun sets at 4pm because we turn the clocks back for some stupid reason and make it even worse.
#permanentdaylightsavingsplease
#permanentdaylightsavingsplease
Sabrina Carpenter makes me wish I had face blindness.
October 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Sabrina Carpenter makes me wish I had face blindness.
Greene, Straying From Trump, Reflects an Emerging MAGA Split
www.nytimes.com
September 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
5 months old tomorrow, almost 9lbs already, mane starting to show itself a teensy bit, I love this beautiful boy so much 🖤
#mainecoon #catsofbluesky
#mainecoon #catsofbluesky
August 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
5 months old tomorrow, almost 9lbs already, mane starting to show itself a teensy bit, I love this beautiful boy so much 🖤
#mainecoon #catsofbluesky
#mainecoon #catsofbluesky
NPR interviewed Harrison Ford. He took a call from Jay Leno during the interview. It was an update on the toilet seat Leno is 3D-printing for Ford.
This is our timeline.
Jay Leno is 3D-printing a toilet seat for Harrison Ford during an NPR interview.
This is our timeline.
Jay Leno is 3D-printing a toilet seat for Harrison Ford during an NPR interview.
August 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
NPR interviewed Harrison Ford. He took a call from Jay Leno during the interview. It was an update on the toilet seat Leno is 3D-printing for Ford.
This is our timeline.
Jay Leno is 3D-printing a toilet seat for Harrison Ford during an NPR interview.
This is our timeline.
Jay Leno is 3D-printing a toilet seat for Harrison Ford during an NPR interview.
July 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
ICE "employees" shouldn't be allowed to consume any item or service whose availability or cost is affected by their actions. No more farm food, no more fast food, no more fruit... I guess they just don't get to eat anymore.
July 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
ICE "employees" shouldn't be allowed to consume any item or service whose availability or cost is affected by their actions. No more farm food, no more fast food, no more fruit... I guess they just don't get to eat anymore.
Apparently it's a source of great humor to my girlfriend that my whole closet is black t-shirts that pretty much go: death metal, death metal, death metal, Wu-Tang, death metal, death metal, Run The Jewels, death metal, death metal, Michael Jackson, death metal, death metal, Wu-Tang, death metal...
June 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Apparently it's a source of great humor to my girlfriend that my whole closet is black t-shirts that pretty much go: death metal, death metal, death metal, Wu-Tang, death metal, death metal, Run The Jewels, death metal, death metal, Michael Jackson, death metal, death metal, Wu-Tang, death metal...
Jesse Watters doesn't drink from straws because he can't fit one in his mouth next to the 2 dicks that are already in there.
May 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Jesse Watters doesn't drink from straws because he can't fit one in his mouth next to the 2 dicks that are already in there.
In about an hour I'm heading to see @coheedandcambria.bsky.social with my son.
About 2 minutes ago this giant flew into my greenhouse, circled me and landed on the window before flying out.
Wtf.
About 2 minutes ago this giant flew into my greenhouse, circled me and landed on the window before flying out.
Wtf.
May 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
In about an hour I'm heading to see @coheedandcambria.bsky.social with my son.
About 2 minutes ago this giant flew into my greenhouse, circled me and landed on the window before flying out.
Wtf.
About 2 minutes ago this giant flew into my greenhouse, circled me and landed on the window before flying out.
Wtf.
May 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
High Tariff Behaviour
Party Cannon · High Tariff Behaviour · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
May 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Finally! 🤘 I absolutely can't wait for this show! #WuTang #WuTangClan #WuTangIsForTheBabies
open.spotify.com/album/6SUyR6...
open.spotify.com/album/6SUyR6...
Black Samson, the Bastard Swordsman
Wu-Tang Clan · Album · 2025 · 12 songs
open.spotify.com
April 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Finally! 🤘 I absolutely can't wait for this show! #WuTang #WuTangClan #WuTangIsForTheBabies
open.spotify.com/album/6SUyR6...
open.spotify.com/album/6SUyR6...
I wanna see that one headline so bad right now
April 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I wanna see that one headline so bad right now
Reposted by Matt
In the mid-1980s, Charles Bronson delivered one of the hardest Earth Day PSAs ever seen by mankind.
April 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
In the mid-1980s, Charles Bronson delivered one of the hardest Earth Day PSAs ever seen by mankind.
RIP Wesley Willis, absolute fucking legend. Never was fortunate enough to meet the man, although I always wanted to, but somehow his songs still make me feel like I miss the guy. Weird how life works.
open.spotify.com/track/190l7o...
open.spotify.com/track/190l7o...
Rock N Roll McDonalds
Wesley Willis · Greatest Hits Volume 1 · Song · 2008
open.spotify.com
April 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
RIP Wesley Willis, absolute fucking legend. Never was fortunate enough to meet the man, although I always wanted to, but somehow his songs still make me feel like I miss the guy. Weird how life works.
open.spotify.com/track/190l7o...
open.spotify.com/track/190l7o...
Like thousands of others, my Spotify is down right now, so I'm having to resort to YouTube Music.
How does YT Music suck this bad? Their UI is like trying to navigate Freddy Krueger's dreamworld lair. Dark, confusing and it makes zero sense.
How did they screw up this bad after Google Play Music?
How does YT Music suck this bad? Their UI is like trying to navigate Freddy Krueger's dreamworld lair. Dark, confusing and it makes zero sense.
How did they screw up this bad after Google Play Music?
April 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Like thousands of others, my Spotify is down right now, so I'm having to resort to YouTube Music.
How does YT Music suck this bad? Their UI is like trying to navigate Freddy Krueger's dreamworld lair. Dark, confusing and it makes zero sense.
How did they screw up this bad after Google Play Music?
How does YT Music suck this bad? Their UI is like trying to navigate Freddy Krueger's dreamworld lair. Dark, confusing and it makes zero sense.
How did they screw up this bad after Google Play Music?
I'm sick of getting what they voted for.
April 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'm sick of getting what they voted for.