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Matt
@ezragarrison.bsky.social
Human, dad, proud liberal, 2A, PS5, 🤘death metal🤘, hip-hop, bikes, cameras, drones, Subarus, kitties and whatever I think is fun
Is this homage to Septicflesh? 🤨
January 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM
"I am Hyperion, Hyperion Adonis, Keymaster of Gozer. Volguus Zildrohar, Lord of the Sebouillia. Are you the Gatekeeper?"

#MaineCoon #CatsOfBluesky #Ghostbusters #anotherhashtag
January 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM
5 months old tomorrow, almost 9lbs already, mane starting to show itself a teensy bit, I love this beautiful boy so much 🖤

#mainecoon #catsofbluesky
August 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I have the world's most gorgeous cat. Hyperion Adonis 🥰

#cats #mainecoon #hashtag
July 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
In about an hour I'm heading to see @coheedandcambria.bsky.social with my son.

About 2 minutes ago this giant flew into my greenhouse, circled me and landed on the window before flying out.

Wtf.
May 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
May 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My favorite shirt right now and likely for the foreseeable future.
March 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Be'lakor is finally coming to the US for the first time! Already got my tickets for Greensboro! Can't wait to buy every single piece of merch they bring 🤘😁🤘
March 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
March 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
So I got this email today and I'm not a Pantera fan because their music is so wussy, but I'm pretty sure ol' Bartles and James here are not Pantera... 🤔
February 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Well, I guess I'm probably not getting tickets to @wu-tangclan.bsky.social in Raleigh 😭
February 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
February 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Just got some wardrobe expansion in the mail 🤘
February 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
70° last week, now rain for 3 days, back down into the 30s, then back up into the 60s, then into the 20s again, followed by a chance for snow flurries.

Boomers and magats saying it's god, not climate change.

So I guess evangelical god is schizophrenic.
February 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Now I get it!!! SHE'S the one making up all the fake brand names on Amazon that just look like a keyboard smash!!!
February 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I just got 2 tickets to see Nekrogoblikon in May!!! OMG I'm gonna see John Goblikon!!!
February 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Omfg, I've never seen the pineapple version before, this is soooooooo good 🤯
February 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It would make me SO happy to see these in every bathroom everywhere
February 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
February 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Holy shit, just swiped this from Reddit, this is apparently the flag outside the U.S. State Department today
February 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I put up my new flag today.

I mourn my country, but there will also be no retreat and no surrender to fascists and nazis who would destroy this amazing republic.
February 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Now any time someone says that there are thousands of copies of Atari 2600 E.T. in a landfill somewhere, I can say "oh yeah, well I have two"
January 31, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Might be time to move to Camerica.
January 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
After a month of waiting, it's finally here!!! DJI Air 3S! Time to charge the batteries and pair to my RC2!
January 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I'm seriously missing Oregon right now. And not just because of the beautiful scenery, lovely people and strong, blue political climate. It is also because I reeeeeeally want some Jack-In-The-Box burgers and tacos.
January 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM